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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prozac]
    #23952933 - 12/23/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for the list.

Don't everybody get so worked up. I am considering teaching English in China. No biggie. I was a teacher assistant for years and I still tutor. I also write articles for some small magazines and am vice-president of a local writing club. I know I could do it.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 5
    #23953179 - 12/24/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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klhouse said:
and am vice-president of a local writing club.



:loldongs:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit] * 2
    #23953204 - 12/24/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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MissAlice said:
All degrees are fake anyways...




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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23954623 - 12/24/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
I got you a list of schools that have closed or merged: https://cihe.neasc.org/information-public/merged-closed-or-previously-accredited-institutions






Those appear to mostly say records held by another school or some government agency. A school doesn't just close down and throw out all the records.

The actual piece of paper that is the degree I suppose you could print. But anyone can call a school and confirm you went there, in the case of a closed school call the custodian of records where ever they may be. No one usually asks to just see your degree, its confirmed either by the person hiring or an outside agency. 
Easier to fake previous work experience, if you have friends who can pretend to be former employers and not sound like your burn out buddy pretending to be a former employer.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23954627 - 12/24/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There have been threads over the years,search,i think in china u can just get there and teach english,met a j1 who makes 20 an hour teaching in china,he came over to the states and
He was washing dishes 10 hours a day,said he should
have stayed in china


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: 5150]
    #23954933 - 12/24/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

go get an adderall script like a decent human being so that you can mindlessly fuck ur way through school while maintaining passing grades


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23954951 - 12/24/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I had a boss once who supposedly went to a small college that had a fire and all the records from when he was there burned... It was all real shady. He was always talking about his fraternity and the handshakes and stories liked that was somehow proof that he really went to college.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23955260 - 12/24/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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ergoticmandala said:
go get an adderall script like a decent human being so that you can mindlessly fuck ur way through school while maintaining passing grades




Yeah just do crack for a few years, great idea


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23955290 - 12/24/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23955328 - 12/24/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:pm: me. I'll let you use mine. :dealwithit:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: clock_of_omens] * 8
    #23955343 - 12/24/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Here ya go.

Just change Kindergarten diploma to masters degree and fill in the blanks




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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23955374 - 12/24/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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klhouse said:
I know I could just print one




Well yeah, you could.

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klhouse said:
I'd need some kind of cover story




Ah... you mean like real credentials, eh?

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klhouse said:
And fake transcripts.






Well sure! As long as they don't pull the public record of your grades!

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klhouse said:

I have a two year degree




Well that's pointless

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klhouse said:

And don't say go back to college. :smile:




I hear walmart is hiring


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: badchad] * 1
    #23955563 - 12/25/16 12:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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badchad said:
You might be able to download or forge a four year degree, but if you continue to progress in a career track, at some point, people will look, and investigate your education as part of a basic background check.

So you can certainly bullshit a degree to a certain point, but once you're up for that "big" promotion, they'll find out and take a legit look into your credentials.




good point.

And at some point, the company will be like "Hes an engineer? no way...he doesnt know shit about engineering!".

Bullshiting will not get u far in a career unless u are self-employed maybe.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 1
    #23956199 - 12/25/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Go back to college.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23956519 - 12/25/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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klhouse said:
I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:




All you need is an official seal. You'll have to pay off the secretary or something.


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