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Offlineklhouse
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How can I get a fake 4 year degree?
    #23952680 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 10
    #23952682 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952685 - 12/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

why do you need a cover story? can't you just lie on your resume?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: rudebuoy]
    #23952703 - 12/23/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think they check somehow.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23952710 - 12/23/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Why not try Trump University?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23952719 - 12/23/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You might be able to download or forge a four year degree, but if you continue to progress in a career track, at some point, people will look, and investigate your education as part of a basic background check.

So you can certainly bullshit a degree to a certain point, but once you're up for that "big" promotion, they'll find out and take a legit look into your credentials.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23952727 - 12/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Even I wouldn't stoop THAT low... (Trump U)

JK. That is a thought. I think everyone is wary of that though.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 3
    #23952760 - 12/23/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This question is irritating for people who earned and paid for theirs but carry on.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Bikerfool] * 1
    #23952775 - 12/23/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.

You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] * 1
    #23952782 - 12/23/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

All degrees are fake anyways...


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23952787 - 12/23/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
All degrees are fake anyways...






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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: demiu5]
    #23952798 - 12/23/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh nothing.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952820 - 12/23/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy".  Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot.  You'll get the job right quick.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23952823 - 12/23/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
Oh nothing.






don't get me wrong, i'm in the camp of 'having a degree is useless' for most people/careers, in theory, as well as most universities being adult-day-care.  however, in practice, that piece of paper, no matter the knowledge or understanding presumably attached to it, is often a requisite for a position.

i have a degree.  it'll never get used.  i was lied to by my professors and by representatives of the USDA.  i was told there were tens-of-thousands of jobs becoming available as people were retiring.  the latter was true, that people were retiring; however, the government consolidated or closed out those positions instead of hiring new people.  my piece of paper is essentially worthless, and has no bearing for most non-government/non-big-chem-ag jobs.


that being said, please elaborate on your initial comment






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Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy".  Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot.  You'll get the job right quick.







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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952827 - 12/23/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Reported

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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] * 2
    #23952835 - 12/23/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BrotherManBill said:
Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.

You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?



It may also constitute fraud.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 1
    #23952840 - 12/23/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

klhouse said:
I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:





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get you a job on the fryer and you wouldnt have to scrub toilets and clean up puke
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 5
    #23952855 - 12/23/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I got you a list of schools that have closed or merged: https://cihe.neasc.org/information-public/merged-closed-or-previously-accredited-institutions

Now you need to do some investigative work, because some of these colleges could be community colleges or technical schools as opposed to 4-year institutions.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #23952870 - 12/23/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:facepalm:

I'm going to tell you anyway.. Go to school.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prozac] * 2
    #23952922 - 12/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You don't necessarily have to go to school to get a decent job.

The IT industry and all facets of tech in general loooove certifications, while some companies care a lot about pedigree - a lot of them will take if not prefer certifications and relevant work experience over the degree. If you're looking for a place to get started then start with the basic Comptia A+ - it's still a financial investment(like 200 altogether I think?) to take the tests, you still have to work hard - but it'll get your foot in the door and you can generally get companies to pay for certs from that point on(like network+/security+ or CCNA)

It's much better than faking your degree.


Edited by pirate-blues (12/23/16 10:08 PM)


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