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klhouse



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How can I get a fake 4 year degree?
#23952680 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.
I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.
And don't say go back to college.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] 10
#23952682 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
#23952685 - 12/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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why do you need a cover story? can't you just lie on your resume?
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klhouse



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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: rudebuoy]
#23952703 - 12/23/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think they check somehow.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] 2
#23952710 - 12/23/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why not try Trump University?
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] 2
#23952719 - 12/23/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You might be able to download or forge a four year degree, but if you continue to progress in a career track, at some point, people will look, and investigate your education as part of a basic background check.
So you can certainly bullshit a degree to a certain point, but once you're up for that "big" promotion, they'll find out and take a legit look into your credentials.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23952727 - 12/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Even I wouldn't stoop THAT low... (Trump U)
JK. That is a thought. I think everyone is wary of that though.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] 3
#23952760 - 12/23/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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This question is irritating for people who earned and paid for theirs but carry on.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Bikerfool] 1
#23952775 - 12/23/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.
You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] 1
#23952782 - 12/23/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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All degrees are fake anyways...
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23952787 - 12/23/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
MissAlice said: All degrees are fake anyways...
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: demiu5]
#23952798 - 12/23/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh nothing.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
#23952820 - 12/23/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy". Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot. You'll get the job right quick.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23952823 - 12/23/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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MissAlice said: Oh nothing.
don't get me wrong, i'm in the camp of 'having a degree is useless' for most people/careers, in theory, as well as most universities being adult-day-care. however, in practice, that piece of paper, no matter the knowledge or understanding presumably attached to it, is often a requisite for a position.
i have a degree. it'll never get used. i was lied to by my professors and by representatives of the USDA. i was told there were tens-of-thousands of jobs becoming available as people were retiring. the latter was true, that people were retiring; however, the government consolidated or closed out those positions instead of hiring new people. my piece of paper is essentially worthless, and has no bearing for most non-government/non-big-chem-ag jobs.
that being said, please elaborate on your initial comment
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moonrockmushy said: Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy". Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot. You'll get the job right quick.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
#23952827 - 12/23/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] 2
#23952835 - 12/23/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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BrotherManBill said: Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.
You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?
It may also constitute fraud.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] 1
#23952840 - 12/23/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
klhouse said: I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.
I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.
And don't say go back to college. 
have you tried applying at McDonalds, I'm sure your art appreciation associates will get you a job on the fryer and you wouldnt have to scrub toilets and clean up puke in the play place
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prisoner#1] 5
#23952855 - 12/23/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got you a list of schools that have closed or merged: https://cihe.neasc.org/information-public/merged-closed-or-previously-accredited-institutions
Now you need to do some investigative work, because some of these colleges could be community colleges or technical schools as opposed to 4-year institutions.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Crystal G] 3
#23952870 - 12/23/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm going to tell you anyway.. Go to school.
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prozac] 2
#23952922 - 12/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You don't necessarily have to go to school to get a decent job.
The IT industry and all facets of tech in general loooove certifications, while some companies care a lot about pedigree - a lot of them will take if not prefer certifications and relevant work experience over the degree. If you're looking for a place to get started then start with the basic Comptia A+ - it's still a financial investment(like 200 altogether I think?) to take the tests, you still have to work hard - but it'll get your foot in the door and you can generally get companies to pay for certs from that point on(like network+/security+ or CCNA)
It's much better than faking your degree.
Edited by pirate-blues (12/23/16 10:08 PM)
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