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OfflineKenetic
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 1
    #23951045 - 12/23/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've turned down countless good apartment options because of little counters (need big counters for grain prep) and not a big-enough walk in closet lol.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #23951123 - 12/23/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I told the bitch I was moveing and  I was allergic to cardboard! Hahaha





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I told her my girlfriend has a gay horse and it only eats fancy..




You are fucking hysterical!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Mtez44]
    #23951135 - 12/23/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I told the bitch I was moveing and  I was allergic to cardboard! Hahaha





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I told her my girlfriend has a gay horse and it only eats fancy..




You are fucking hysterical!





Thanks man, I get out in some pretty awkward situations and try to make the best of it.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #23951226 - 12/23/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you folks!
:seriousthumbsup:

This thread is turning out to be exactly what I'd hoped for!
It's thoughtful, funny, educational, and we are learning about our community.

Encourage your Shroomery buddies to stop by and make a confession
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #23951244 - 12/23/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I've been looking at bins before and found a 66 qt tub with 12 jars and poly inside it.



there's more of us than we know :nodofunderstanding:




This. Around town I've randomly found jar lids with a hole drilled in the center.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 1
    #23951255 - 12/23/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Spending a shit ton of time looking at damn plastic bins for monotubs lol  :jolly:




My local Wal-Mart takes out all the guesswork...






Same here. Totes in one aisle. The next aisle over has jars, lids, pressure cookers and mini rounds. The more I think about it, the more paranoid i become.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tight Lunchbox]
    #23951295 - 12/23/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Every time I inoculate I listen to Ted Nugent- Stranglehold, on repeat.. Not sure why. Guess it just seems like a pretty good song to inject spores to.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MushiesInValhalla]
    #23951310 - 12/23/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #23951324 - 12/23/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I've turned down countless good apartment options because of little counters (need big counters for grain prep) and not a big-enough walk in closet lol.




I have like 1.5 feet of counter space in my apt if that. Lol

But I have turned down places for having all carpet. I dont wanna run the vacuum 15 times a day makes me sound like a Tweeker.


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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monotub that wasn't pinning fast enough. The force of the kick rearranged the genetics of the mushrooms, we now call them Penis Envy.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lukehighwalker710]
    #23951328 - 12/23/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That one too.  Nasty used carpet is also a deal-breaker to me.  Hard floors are much easier to clean.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Bunji Fungi]
    #23951334 - 12/23/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Righttt? I haven't been growing that long but I'm completely obsessed with the hobby. Girlfriend and I drove an hour a couple days ago to see Christmas lights. Some trees had a single line of lights that circled around the lowest hanging, outside branches that made em look exactly like big mushies. My gf saw it too, but was immediately annoyed because I say that for just about everything I see now.

Also doesn't help that's I have like 8 jars, a monotub, and an orange juice bottle filled with mycellium cluttered all over our room. :willynilly:

This thread is great!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: snawwz]
    #23951348 - 12/23/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

And cheaper :lol:


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Tmethyl said:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monotub that wasn't pinning fast enough. The force of the kick rearranged the genetics of the mushrooms, we now call them Penis Envy.

Caps McGee said:
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tight Lunchbox]
    #23951375 - 12/23/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I've been looking at bins before and found a 66 qt tub with 12 jars and poly inside it.



there's more of us than we know :nodofunderstanding:




This. Around town I've randomly found jar lids with a hole drilled in the center.



do you live in a college town? ships are used in other research aswell. I scored a whole case of half pints with ships on them already from someone's leftover project, they were the smooth kind to so they have awesome visibility!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #23951749 - 12/23/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I bought oats the other month even though I knew rhy or wheat was the better choice :sad:  :punish2:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: filthyknees] * 1
    #23951771 - 12/23/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I ordered some CaCO3 for my casing layers. I was not at home and the parcel was delivered to my neighbor. It was not delivered in a carton just in a black liner. He asked me: "What did you order? Sand?"
And there comes the moment when your brain is kinda fucked :laugh:
"No it's just Christmas decoration" :facepalm3:



I don't know if IKEA has stores in America but everytime I go to shop there with my wife I spend A LOT of time in front of the storage boxes (for monutubs) / airtight containers (for trays) with a tapeline and a calculator.. People look at me like I am insane. OK... maybe I'm really kinda insane...

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: enlightenment]
    #23951826 - 12/23/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have the same experience in IKEA. :lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tiamo] * 3
    #23951841 - 12/23/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: amidogen]
    #23951894 - 12/23/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"I'm a microbiologist."


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: amidogen]
    #23951928 - 12/23/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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When you're a white guy and walk up to the checkout at your local Asian market and try to casually lay down a basket filled with nothing but 20 packets of Telephone agar on the counter like it's a normal thing, and the Asian cashiers start looking at you all funny and talking to one another in Chinese...



Every time :rofl:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lukehighwalker710]
    #23951939 - 12/23/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't actually care if I get mushrooms, I like the mycelium parts.
The sterile tech, the grain and agar prep, trying new containers, building things, dialing them in, pcing and pasteutizing... it's all so much fun and rewarding that if I do, and I rarely do, get all the way to harvest, it's just a neat little plus :smile:


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