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Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase
    #23949716 - 12/22/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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The initial traffic stop by a Jefferson County Sheriff’s deputy revealed the woman had a warrant for
felony drug possession. She reportedly drove off on Highway 141, topping speeds of 100mph Resident Bob Gebhardt saw the woman when she drove though yards on Silver Maple Drive.


“She had 14 police cars after her, but they were far enough back they didn’t see her swing around up here,” he said.

Gebhardt said she disappeared behind a home, only to come shooting back onto the street like a scene out of Smokey and the Bandit films.

“She came flying out between those two houses and came out this way again but there were 14 police cars already set up here for her,” he said. “She then zigzagged up the street like Marshall Faulk from the Rams did and she actually got away.”


One driver told me she crashed into two cars near an entrance to Gravois Bluffs near the Chevy dealership and the movie theatre. He said he chased her for awhile after she left her car in the middle of the road. He said she ran through the shopping center parking lot.

That’s where it appears she found the neighboring Branch household.

“She just picked our house for some reason,” said homeowner John Branch.


John and Patti Branch were inside when the woman just walked in.

“She was, like, doubled over and she was panted like she was out of breath,” he said.

Branch said she told them she was being beaten by her boyfriend and not to call the cops. John secretly used a headset to call 911.


“She went to the front door and she goes, ‘Oh, the police are already here!’ Then she’s pacing back and forth,” he said.

The woman grabbed Branch’s truck keys and stole the vehicle.

“She was going so fast she did a power slide over there and the deputy told me there were six police officers standing down there and she was barreling right towards them,” he said. “They knew it was her because she’s got this flaming red dyed hair. It’s, like, florescent red.”


She drove through at least three areas surrounding Gravois Bluffs before running into the woods and disappearing.

“I asked the St. Louis County police officer, I said, ‘Who was that guy?’ And he said, ‘That wasn’t a guy, that was a woman,’ and that she was about 30-years-old with bright red or pink hair and she had stolen the vehicle,” Gebhardt said.

The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office described her as a Caucasian woman, last seen wearing grey yoga pants, a pink sweater, and with bright red or pink hair. She was last seen running into the woods nearby without a coat. Even canines and a helicopter couldn’t track her down Tuesday night.


Authorities eventually found Branch’s truck and returned the vehicle to him. :jailbait:  :methisgood:


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: billy jowl]
    #23950383 - 12/22/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

She got away though..

:seriousthumbsup:
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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: LSDollar]
    #23950423 - 12/22/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Damn what a chase.
So you get away, but what now?


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: Mental Taco] * 1
    #23951093 - 12/23/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dye the hair a different color and cop another bag of crystal obviously


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: Mental Taco]
    #23951142 - 12/23/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

She is home free, sounds like all they had was her hair color and clothes.


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: UltraLiveResin]
    #23951218 - 12/23/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lol this is my town. I'm surprised she actually made it. Good for her.


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
    #23951443 - 12/23/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Haha dam what a legend. I kept expecting to read "and that's where they caught her" or something but nope!

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rickpsfuckyou said:

Dye the hair a different color and cop another bag of crystal obviously




:rofl:


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: UltraLiveResin]
    #23952112 - 12/23/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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UltraLiveResin said:
She is home free, sounds like all they had was her hair color and clothes.



Except for this.
" The initial traffic stop by a Jefferson County Sheriff’s deputy revealed the woman had a warrant for
felony drug possession"

Stilll epic though.
FOURTEEN cop cars...:whoa:

Embarrassed to admit sounds like a crazy ex of mine.:facepalm:
This is my neck of the woods too.


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: billy jowl]
    #23952481 - 12/23/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

fuckin legendary epic.  i lived near jefferson county too.  :trippydoc:


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: billy jowl]
    #23952839 - 12/23/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

honestly, i was hoping the 'wild-haired woman' was going to be a dreadie, not just neon-colored and thwacked out


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: LSDollar]
    #23953290 - 12/24/16 02:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mirraco said:
She got away though..

:seriousthumbsup:
SKills



She left finger prints all over the inside of that car..


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: Amanita86]
    #23958136 - 12/26/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Skills like she has could come in handy for folks like us.Getting past six grinning cops with their hands in their pockets is worthy of a Hollywood movie.The rest of us would have given up.


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Re: Wild-haired woman evades Jefferson County deputies following high-speed chase [Re: gandalfe]
    #23966271 - 12/29/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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gandalfe said:
Skills like she has could come in handy for folks like us.Getting past six grinning cops with their hands in their pockets is worthy of a Hollywood movie.The rest of us would have given up.




I agree

Although I did get away running from a felony warrant during a traffic stop

Shit was on foot though

But still....


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