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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24281230 - 04/29/17 11:37 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

60" lcds are awesome while tripping.

but one time i watched ghostbusters 2 and flipped the fuck out.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24281234 - 04/29/17 11:39 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I can't understand my phone when I'm tripping :shrug:

And... I always use one of these:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Josex]
    #24281235 - 04/29/17 11:39 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

hahahahahah


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24281238 - 04/29/17 11:39 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know man.  I kept thinking it was bunk acid,  so I kept eating more.  Before you know it,  Satan is coming out if the wall telling you to mutilate yourself.  I ended up in the fetal position for 12 hours in front of my mom's house.  She walks outside to go to work and finds her 23 year old son like that,  completely out of his mind.  Ha! Classic!  Oh yeah,  that's what my friends did with me,  they dropped me at my mom's house.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Josex]
    #24281261 - 04/29/17 11:48 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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I can't understand my phone when I'm tripping :shrug:

And... I always use one of these:

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what is it?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24281262 - 04/29/17 11:48 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

A pisser!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mynakedrat]
    #24281269 - 04/29/17 11:50 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

That's some shitty ass friends dude. Those are the people I fucking hate the most.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: dhype773]
    #24281273 - 04/29/17 11:51 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

They dropped you outside the house! :facepalm: bunch of pussies...
The only kinda redeeming thing would've been if they'd been high af too.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mynakedrat]
    #24281274 - 04/29/17 11:51 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

sometimes the act of urinating is so weird that you need a device to.. help.

ever gone to piss and your dick is ...well... alien


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24281289 - 04/29/17 11:54 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I absolutely love where this went!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24281294 - 04/29/17 11:56 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah sorta kinda, also going to the bathroom (which is just in front of my room, like 2 steps) seems a daunting and excruciating feat, so I just stick the dick in there while in my bed :crazy2:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Josex]
    #24281320 - 04/29/17 12:05 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Sadly I haven't tripped in probabaly 5 years almost 6. I took 10 grams and had a bad trip. Was way too intense and never tripped since. My trays just went into fruiting and I'm excited to possibly dip my feet back into the realm of tripping


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TrippyLivin]
    #24281330 - 04/29/17 12:08 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I posted this way earlier, about my worst trip hahaha:

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i actually havent eaten shrooms in years... i love to grow, but havent tripped in a long time. not since my last "heroic" trip lol...

i made tea for 10-15 people, and no one drank but a few sips. it was so delicious (jasmine tea base) that i ended up finishing it, and then ate the fruits that were steeping in the tea.

at this point i was having the best trip of my life, realized some fundamental shit about the universe that will make me go insane if i think about it too hard... i realized all matter is inseparable from the rest of the universe, in its origin and destination, and that time is an illusion, that we are made up of elements that originated in the breakdown of stars, and that those iron and calcium molecules didnt have any more "free will" then than they do as a part of a living organism, and that free will and time are both illusions we evolved to cope with consciousness and evolutionary pressures

i then walked into my drying room, where i had many, many kilos drying on racks, and i ate handful after handful of fresh cubes, no idea how many but it was many ounces, i ate until i was full

then i went to my room and the fuckin gospel started coming to me. i felt compelled to document these extremely profound thoughts, felt as if they were the most important thing in the universe, and was really ill with my friends in the other room that they werent helping me document these discoveries that were so significant to me at the time. so i covered my walls with sharpie, mainly writing the words "breathe" and "exist" and most of all "THANK YOU"

i then went to my typically filthy college kid bathroom, took a shit on the floor, and sat down and stared at it for 3 hours. thats when the trip started getting shitty... dont do that, terrible idea

so thats when my friend walked into the bathroom with his girlfriend, and discovered my little ritual and my extensive graphiti hahahahahah.... i actually havent heard from either of them since, imagine that :lol:

i think i had freaked that girl out once before at a frat party, where i was tripping balls (my sense of humor gets dark as fuck when i trip), and for some reason i thought the subject of canibalism was the funniest shit in the universe, and was getting SUCH a kick out of the way people reacted when i talked about it during beer pong or something, i would laugh my fucking ass off at the terror it invoked in drunk sorrostitutes :lol:

so yeah i think that indecent was a little too much for them... didnt invite them anyway, its what they get for dropping in unannounced lol

:rofl:  so yeah, i havent even felt like tripping for a while since then. i wont trip unless my mind is in a good place, and it hasnt been for a while, family issues and stuff, i worry too much. college was fun though :lol:




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #24281704 - 04/29/17 02:20 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I haven't trooped in 5 or 6 years either.  I'm hoping this grow will be ready by my birthday on June 15th.  I would like to yep about once it twice a year


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: dhype773]
    #24281716 - 04/29/17 02:23 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Troopin berllz


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #24281750 - 04/29/17 02:43 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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My confession: The mushrooms are a part of the family as much as the kids and the kittys.




And toxoplasma gondii :lol:




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24281756 - 04/29/17 02:47 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

share that recipe !


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24281769 - 04/29/17 02:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

fresh rosemary, thyme, oregano, garlic finely chopped, salt, pepper, pinch of taco seasoning, mixed in w/room temp butter.  Rub all over that bitch, under the skin to the breast, legs, and thighs.  Stuff some extra fresh herbs and mushies all up inside her.  Top her off with some chopped garlic and fresh herbs and roast that bitch!!!  Uncovered in oven.  I like to go 400-425 for the first 20 minutes or so, then turn down to 350-375 for quite awhile to finish it off


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: dhype773]
    #24281790 - 04/29/17 03:04 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Of course they would be. Unless your best friends are fuckos... don't trip with dicks man!  My best friend thought it would be hilarious to turn on a horror movie after I ate 8 hits of acid.  Worst. Trip. Ever!




Mine wasn't that bad, but the wife threw in a horror movie the 1st time I made shroom tea. 4g, hit full on in 20 min. I was tripping balls on a border lined 4/5 lvl trip and shes watching some ghost move. I remember saying "damn their tripping harder than I am" each time the ghost would fuck with them


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24281800 - 04/29/17 03:09 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: good stuff

i love those little beech mushrooms

btw, i read a study recently that said researchers are able to identify who is infected with toxoplasma gondii just by the way people look and talk and present themselves!!!! apparently the men are unkempt and unshaven, and the women are the standard crazy cat ladies (unkempt, no makeup, etc) that shit is freaky

the microorganism can only complete its reproductive cycle in cat brains. in mice, it reprograms their brains, so that where they are normally TERRIFIED of the smell of cats, infected mice will CHASE cats and hang out in their litter boxes!!! that shit gives me chill bumps, how fuckin demonic

cordyceps m. /s. do similar stuff, but not this pronounced, and not in mammals, and not in us

they dont even really know the effects of t. gondii on people, but in some countries 90% of people have it, i think it was like 20% in the US

they say it might make people reckless and not afraid of deadly situations. soldiers with it have been known to be totally calm during firefights

bizarre shit


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