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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tump]
    #23953339 - 12/24/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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tump said:

Its not going to be awesome. Going mushrooms is daddy's alone time. Just like cleaning the house and mowing the grass is mommy alone time. I get so pissed off when you prepare a sab perfectly and the little women ask you to come quick for some bullshit gun fight nexts door.
If you both love growing then you loose your freedom. I've been there before with meth making.



Congrats Gump... This is the most :deathstar: shit I've seen on here in like EVER...
:deathstar::deathstar::deathstar::deathstar::deathstar::deathstar:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LocN9ne]
    #23953346 - 12/24/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I get that...
I feel guilty admitting it but if I'm all pumped up to do some myco work and then my wife's plans change and she's coming around wanting to see a movie or something inside I'm like "Dahhmn!"
It isn't like I don't want to spend time with her it's just when I'm geared up to spend time on my hobby it is a bummer to have to switch it up


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #23953406 - 12/24/16 06:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I realized how much mycelium is like fire only 100xs slower, and How co2 and o2 consumption are also proportional to the heat produced.


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If you want to eat->https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/8553541

Bag sealers are to bulky (my hood isn't that big)
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28622922



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tight Lunchbox]
    #23953418 - 12/24/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Tight Lunchbox said:
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MushiesInValhalla said:
I talk to my spores, mycelium and fruits throughout the whole process and tell them I love them.. I'm hoping this kind of positive reenforcement leads to better and more potent and happy flushes.. I'll let you know how it works out in a week or so when I eat em..




They're my "babies".

I think about playing different music to them throughout the entire process, too. I doubt I'll ever do it...




Haha good idea! Maybe the spores were digging the Ted Nugent while I was noccing lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MushiesInValhalla] * 3
    #23953423 - 12/24/16 06:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you replace "mic" with "myc" and think of "MC" as a "mushroom cultivator" you can really get a different perspective on hip hop music while u doing transfers


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PinPornProducer]
    #23953442 - 12/24/16 06:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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PinPornProducer said:
I was tripin so hard one time I thought if I blew a nut in an agar dish I could grow a huge spermoid :lol:

Didn't work :facepalm:





That's why all your tubs are blob tubs!! hahahah I think thats your answer right there!!

First thing i did when i got my microscope was jack off on a slide and put it under  the microscope.

Took a pic with my phone and sent it to my girl asking if she had a home for my friends.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LocN9ne]
    #23953447 - 12/24/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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LocN9ne said:
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wildernessjunkie said:
I wouldn't do that on a public forum. I was just acknowledging the same sentiment.



I would... Hey Sarah, If I was your heart would you let me beat?

You too Shroomerintherye, you wanna go halves on a bastard?






YOU... you bastard made me spit out my coffee!!

Next time you have to use the " If I told you my dick was dead, would you let me bury it in you?"

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #23953523 - 12/24/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ahh look at that


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MushiesInValhalla] * 1
    #23953601 - 12/24/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LocN9ne]
    #23953758 - 12/24/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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LocN9ne said:
Whenever I'm out looking for mushrooms to take pictures of I hear this god damn music in my head the entire time...






:rofl:


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The bonds and ties of the life we know break easily. But through eternity one bond remains; the bond of fellowship.
The fellowship of atoms,
of star dust in its endless flight, of suns and worlds,  of gods and men.
The clasped hands of comradeship unite in a bond eternal; the fellowship of spirit.

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:chillpill:more about my music :chillpill:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lobi]
    #23953783 - 12/24/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I honestly fuck with any mold or Mycelium I find any where and stare at it for ages.
Image is a enchilada wrap I found lol


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The bonds and ties of the life we know break easily. But through eternity one bond remains; the bond of fellowship.
The fellowship of atoms,
of star dust in its endless flight, of suns and worlds,  of gods and men.
The clasped hands of comradeship unite in a bond eternal; the fellowship of spirit.

:mushroom2:My High Quality Lo-Fi Beats  -:mushroom2:MushroomCultivation Compendium  -:mushroom2:- Doing Bulk w/ No PC -:mushroom2:

:chillpill:more about my music :chillpill:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: blindingleaf]
    #23953789 - 12/24/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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blindingleaf said:
If you replace "mic" with "myc" and think of "MC" as a "mushroom cultivator" you can really get a different perspective on hip hop music while u doing transfers



:lmao: :rofl:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: amidogen]
    #23953814 - 12/24/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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amidogen said:
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tump said:
Its not going to be awesome. Going mushrooms is daddy's alone time. Just like cleaning the house and mowing the grass is mommy alone time. I get so pissed off when you prepare a sab perfectly and the little women ask you to come quick for some bullshit gun fight nexts door.
If you both love growing then you loose your freedom. I've been there before with meth making.



Just when I thought you couldn't say anything to make me :doublefacepalm: any harder, you somehow deliver yet again...




xD


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lobi]
    #23953816 - 12/24/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Lobi said:
I honestly fuck with any mold or Mycelium I find any where and stare at it for ages.
Image is a enchilada wrap I found lol





Im with you on that haha. Soo have you identified exactly what's on that enchilada wrapper?

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: maxpassin]
    #23954096 - 12/24/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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maxpassin said:
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Lobi said:
I honestly fuck with any mold or Mycelium I find any where and stare at it for ages.
Image is a enchilada wrap I found lol





Im with you on that haha. Soo have you identified exactly what's on that enchilada wrapper?




Honestly I am no mold ID expert. I see a pinning mold, some red circular growing shit, black and green mold. It was under a pallet for idk how long outside. Was cool to see so many things germinate on it though.


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The fellowship of atoms,
of star dust in its endless flight, of suns and worlds,  of gods and men.
The clasped hands of comradeship unite in a bond eternal; the fellowship of spirit.

:mushroom2:My High Quality Lo-Fi Beats  -:mushroom2:MushroomCultivation Compendium  -:mushroom2:- Doing Bulk w/ No PC -:mushroom2:

:chillpill:more about my music :chillpill:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sarah Tonin] * 2
    #23954296 - 12/24/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sarah Tonin said:
Since acquiring cult addiction, I avoid intimate relationships to avoid need to confess cult sins to some poor soul that would never have wasted his time had he known at the outset.



I'll get my sock out for ya tonight(inside joke)
idk whats worse my addiction to growing or this fucking site...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: cronicr]
    #23954305 - 12/24/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

26 posts per day

:uhno:

its the site


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: filthyknees]
    #23954350 - 12/24/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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cronicr said:
Quote:

Sarah Tonin said:
Since acquiring cult addiction, I avoid intimate relationships to avoid need to confess cult sins to some poor soul that would never have wasted his time had he known at the outset.



I'll get my sock out for ya tonight(inside joke)
idk whats worse my addiction to growing or this fucking site...




:ohboyohboyohboy:

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26 posts per day

:uhno:

its the site




:lol:

I don't feel like I'm denying myself love as Loc suggested, because I love the thrill of seeing pins pop and watching mycelium grow on agar.  Plus, my imagination brings me a close-enough experience to reality, that I don't miss real sex.  I get love here (sock puppet pics from cron for example).  And from friends and neighbors etc... so not longing for anything more real ATM...  tomorrow could be different... after I've grown all the shrooms  :smile:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sarah Tonin]
    #23954417 - 12/24/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

When you have that strange compulsion to always sterilize jars with grain, and everytime you see some good grain you automatically start to salivate.

Also, daydreams of releasing spores everywhere and getting all the possible psilocybin species grow in your area.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Adas] * 1
    #23954432 - 12/24/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

During idle times, I get a huge joy out of thinking over and over about the next mycology task I'm going to do. It's always something super basic, like, "I'm going to take the scalpel, scoop the wedge from the plate, and drop it in the grain jar." And I'll think that same thought, and visualize the process, again and again.

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