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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
    #24779766 - 11/13/17 10:12 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

But then you wouldn't be the mastermasturbator no more..


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
    #24779775 - 11/13/17 10:15 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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I need a good woman who's balls i can bust :frown:




i found one who bust mine. keeps me motivated. she keeps it 'real' real fuckin quick:shocked:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24779786 - 11/13/17 10:18 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I need my freedom... And my chick provides me just the right amount. :laugh:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24779811 - 11/13/17 10:26 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

in fact...

I CONFESS!!

i hide contams from the wife. ill post em here. but damn does she give me a hard fuckin time.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24779816 - 11/13/17 10:27 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl::rofl:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24779820 - 11/13/17 10:30 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha i will always be the master!!! Actually after this weekend i am glad i have avoided women for the last 15 years... was going to goto the DIA (museum) here with a 23 year old (i'm 47) i get up and am ready... she's 3 hours later and can't figure why i'm pissed... plus she's albanian.. cute as hell but fucking nuts.. knew that going in.. so meh.. i will be the master forever!!! and happy with it:)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
    #24779824 - 11/13/17 10:33 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Hahaha i will always be the master!!! Actually after this weekend i am glad i have avoided women for the last 15 years... was going to goto the DIA (museum) here with a 23 year old (i'm 47) i get up and am ready... she's 3 hours later and can't figure why i'm pissed... plus she's albanian.. cute as hell but fucking nuts.. knew that going in.. so meh.. i will be the master forever!!! and happy with it:)



That's 2 1/2 hours too late for me. I would have told her to kick rocks when she showed up.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
    #24779828 - 11/13/17 10:35 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

i will always be the student. she can be the master all she wants. because at the end of the day..? shes the one asking for more:doggystyle:

be the master when it counts :wink:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Yonatin]
    #24779842 - 11/13/17 10:39 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Yona, i actually did.. i ended up cleaning my garage and shit instead.. i had a great day.. Not dealing with other peoples bullshit and being let down has served me well.. i just need to remember that next time:)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24779864 - 11/13/17 10:46 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Indeed. Shit on it we will. But we will do it with love.





With lots of love


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24779866 - 11/13/17 10:47 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Indeed. Shit on it we will. But we will do it with love.





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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
    #24779876 - 11/13/17 10:50 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

:cantlookaway:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24779880 - 11/13/17 10:52 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

i was tripping and fell onto a girlfriends nail polish bottle. that little thing hit me right in the taint. brown frown:sad:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24779945 - 11/13/17 11:12 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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There's no ragging going on. We're just busting his balls. That's a totally different thing. Might be a guy thing though...



:hellyeah:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Germs]
    #24779949 - 11/13/17 11:13 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Nah, id rather just keep it to myself...thought I wanted to share it but on second thought, I won't. Some of you guys are great and a lot of help when it comes to growing and some of you guys can be way too quick to judge
:shrug:



I don’t blame you for feeling that way. At the same time it’s sketch as hell to come on here and make a post about a bad trip and a hospital and never taking shrooms again and then not reply for hours. My bad if I put you on the spot but from my perspective, I was tripping last night too and once I seen that post my thought process went to shit. Overthinking? Possibly. But when we’re doing what we’re doing here, it can’t ever hurt to be too safe. Dealt with being watched by the :cop: and having my shit raided before, aint gonna happen again



haha my bad man, Im sorry I fucked up your night.
Yeah I just thought id share that i had a crazy ass time, but I dont feel required to go into the details of what happened. Hope that doesnt bother you guys too much...:shrug:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy] * 1
    #24779962 - 11/13/17 11:20 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Not bothered.... just believe like people say that you are full of shit and make stuff up... our story was probably pretty close to the truth anyway:)


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    #24779968 - 11/13/17 11:21 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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And also I confess I just did the worst thing anyone could ever possibly do in this hobby and not wash my jars right away when they contam. It was the stuff of nightmares and I totally almost cried. Just seeing the clouds of spores floating out of the trash bag is going to give me nightmares for days. Put them bitches in some heavy bleach. But fuck. It has to be one of the laziest stupidest things to do ever especially when you know you don't have the money to just throw jars out. Fucking trying to bang contams consolidated with mycelium. Real life myco drama there. 10/10 worst experience ever next to the time I had to replace moldy insulation. Glad I had my respirator on. I literally stripped naked before I entered my basement. Fucking too cold to be nekkid outside. I showered and I still feel dirty.



PC the contaminated jars man. Ten minutes at 15 psi will kill shit dead.




I've told her to do thqat a couple times but she doesn't want to. :brushrage:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tombosley8]
    #24779982 - 11/13/17 11:25 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Mt mushrooms are very safe so what happened exactly?  Did you mix them with another substance?  How does someone take 3.5 grams and end up naked in the hospital from shrooms, do you not remember/complete blackout?

I had a friend who had a blackout from shrooms, scary stuff.  Personally I don't think I am capable of blacking out on shrooms, if anything I am more alert than ever which is what leads me to "bad" trips.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PreparationH]
    #24780024 - 11/13/17 11:48 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

3.5g of some potent ass PE can for sure rock your world :shrug: I had a friend black out and faint hardcore on mushrooms once
in my first apt. Just collapsed straight to the floor sweating profusely. Scared the living shit out of me cause we
were both trippin balls.

Shit can definitely happen. Sorry for the bad experience MT. Maybe switch to edibles for now until you feel comfortable
with actives again? Edibles are a blast all in their own. PM me if you wanna talk to anybody bro!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: natedawgnow]
    #24780039 - 11/13/17 11:54 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

A friend of mine eats any amount of aa+ and would black out have a seizure. Me while having eaten 5 grams was totally fine.

This happened like clockwork. He would see demonic pentagrams flying threw the air and my hair would turn into snakes.
Exactly how you described it Nate. Balcked out fell over profusely sweating my even got naked in from of me without realizing it.

He does just fine on every other var. Just not aa+ :shrug:


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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monotub that wasn't pinning fast enough. The force of the kick rearranged the genetics of the mushrooms, we now call them Penis Envy.

Caps McGee said:
:thumbsup:
Fun part is figuring out what works best for you


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