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TheBlackCat
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24778981 - 11/13/17 12:03 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Will I ever wash the sin of sloth off my body? Is there enough soap and bleach in the world? Will this really be the deadly sin that kills me and my mushies. Stay tuned.
Edited by TheBlackCat (11/13/17 12:04 AM)
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ManifoldPrime
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779007 - 11/13/17 12:51 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like the time I turned over my compost heap and saw clouds of every kind of trich bloom out like smoke. I'm still paying for it, although I've had no more subs contam out and my plates are now 60-70% clean.
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TheBlackCat
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ManifoldPrime]
#24779039 - 11/13/17 01:53 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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If your compost pile is outside than that isn't the reason things are contaminating.
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779085 - 11/13/17 03:42 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm still awaiting MT's story, and the stupidity of sending something about a mushroom trip in text to another grower, is through the roof. 
MT, start using your head. We're not growing button mushrooms here.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779102 - 11/13/17 04:00 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheBlackCat said: And also I confess I just did the worst thing anyone could ever possibly do in this hobby and not wash my jars right away when they contam. It was the stuff of nightmares and I totally almost cried. Just seeing the clouds of spores floating out of the trash bag is going to give me nightmares for days. Put them bitches in some heavy bleach. But fuck. It has to be one of the laziest stupidest things to do ever especially when you know you don't have the money to just throw jars out. Fucking trying to bang contams consolidated with mycelium. Real life myco drama there. 10/10 worst experience ever next to the time I had to replace moldy insulation. Glad I had my respirator on. I literally stripped naked before I entered my basement. Fucking too cold to be nekkid outside. I showered and I still feel dirty.
PC the contaminated jars man. Ten minutes at 15 psi will kill shit dead.
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TheBlackCat
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779104 - 11/13/17 04:02 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey I want to grow button mushrooms. Actually I want to gro agaricus campestris but close enough.
I confess I finally got a dose of kratom down but failed to properly distinguish between tablespoons and teaspoons at this time of morning. Currently my first dose is a tablespoon. With a honey paste and some milk I got it down. My stomach feels weird. I hope I don't act like a complete weirdo at work. I totally meant to take the starter dose. Also I hope the kratom I was sent isn't the potent kind. This is going to be fun. Totally not a myco confession but yeah. This stuff reminds me of eating a pile of aspergillus spores. I bet this is what it would taste like too. Darn my stomach feels weird and queasy. Pray for me.
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779106 - 11/13/17 04:05 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well, you bought the ticket, now you're taking the ride... Enjoy!
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TheBlackCat
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779126 - 11/13/17 04:41 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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This shit makes me feel strange. Not sure what to think about it yet.
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mushroom_therapy
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779137 - 11/13/17 04:55 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah, id rather just keep it to myself...thought I wanted to share it but on second thought, I won't. Some of you guys are great and a lot of help when it comes to growing and some of you guys can be way too quick to judge
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
#24779162 - 11/13/17 05:26 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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TBC, you REALLY should get a scale for kratom... a tiny bit too much and i felt like i had food poisoning for a whole day... i really hate kratom, bought like 15oz of a buncha strains to try (thanks christopher, he's the best) and it just all feels like poison to me.. out of like 20 times i felt good maybe 3... Ended up throwing it all in the garbage.
Plus people have addiction problems with it.. and fuck addictive drugs.. i'm sticking to LSD... I tripped saturday, got 3 hours of sleep.. cleaned my house.. cleaned my garage (in 36 degrees) including vacuuming it... not joking.. all the leaves in the corners and shit.. and the dust out of the seams in the cement.. love my shop vac. Repaired a shock mount on my jeep i broke, vacuumed the jeep, washed it.. and a ton of other shit.
Every sunday after a trip i have so much energy and just get shit done like mad.. although while tripping i did spend 10 minutes happily cleaning a toilet. Just gotta do every job til it's perfect. A buddy of mine on his first trip went to make a sandwich and spent 10 minutes just folding aluminum foil til it was Just perfect.. cracked me up
BTW... acid makes me chatty as a motherfucker..
Sorry, main point... a scale is a must for that And they are like $10
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Edited by icetech (11/13/17 05:30 AM)
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ManifoldPrime
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
#24779183 - 11/13/17 05:49 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've been using such a cheapy scale for all my myco work, cost like $20, only has 0.1g resolution. works well enough for the hobby, I use it for all sorts of purposes. Definitely one of the pieces of kit I'm looking to upgrade.
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy] 1
#24779189 - 11/13/17 05:52 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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mushroom_therapy said: Nah, id rather just keep it to myself...thought I wanted to share it but on second thought, I won't. Some of you guys are great and a lot of help when it comes to growing and some of you guys can be way too quick to judge

Oh, please...
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icetech



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779196 - 11/13/17 05:58 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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How bout we just make up why he was in the hospital nude... i'm guessing he "Fell" onto an interestingly shaped vegetable and had to have it removed
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
#24779200 - 11/13/17 06:00 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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LizardWizard said:
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mushroom_therapy said: Nah, id rather just keep it to myself...thought I wanted to share it but on second thought, I won't. Some of you guys are great and a lot of help when it comes to growing and some of you guys can be way too quick to judge

Oh, please...
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icetech said: How bout we just make up why he was in the hospital nude... i'm guessing he "Fell" onto an interestingly shaped vegetable and had to have it removed 
Lmfao!! Plugged an eggplant
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
#24779203 - 11/13/17 06:03 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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The heart wants what the heart wants
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: icetech]
#24779208 - 11/13/17 06:13 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bet it went more like this:
He was tripping balls, but waaaay to hard, not knowing what he's doing anymore hard. He didn't see anything but visuals anymore, and by then of course he couldn't take his clothing clenching onto his arms and legs anymore, so he removed it all. Then his primal mind came into action, and he layed a solid brick right on his friends' carpet and then flung it at his bestie, which his friend of course couldn't really appreciate, so he kicked him out, naked. Of course, running around the streets naked gets you picked up by 5-0, but after them receiving a shit-flinging, they decided to just bring him to the ER. Still naked of course.
The eggplant happened in the hospital's kitchen. You'll have to ask him how he ended up in the hospital's kitchen, because that part I missed...
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Edited by LizardWizard (11/13/17 06:14 AM)
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icetech



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779221 - 11/13/17 06:19 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lets go to live footage chuck!

P.S. he ended up in the kitchen cause that's where the eggplants are.... man on a mission...
P.P.S. if you have never seen Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox story.. you should.. one of my favorite movies:)
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Leftfield420
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779223 - 11/13/17 06:20 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
#24779225 - 11/13/17 06:22 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man on a mission indeed...
That can't be him though. He's still wearing underpants, I'm absolutely positive he was completely naked.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24779228 - 11/13/17 06:26 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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No mas pantalones lol!!
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