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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24695087 - 10/08/17 07:59 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm3::lmafo:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24695092 - 10/08/17 08:02 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Idk if i have ever come across anyone who knew you could grow them indoors with out cow shit. Never heard the gold cap thing. I always loved it when i heard caps were twice as potent as stems and they wanted a bag of all caps..ahh so ignorant lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Variegated]
    #24695101 - 10/08/17 08:04 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I remember right after high school, this one guy telling me he was going to make bank, because he had access to a cow field outside of town, we are in Illinois. Said he was going out there and was going to fill garbage bags full and sell them. Tried to tell him cubes didn't grow around here, but I didn't know what I was talking about. Wonder what ever did come of his garbage bags full. LMFAO


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24695111 - 10/08/17 08:11 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I confess i fell into all that hype listening to older dudes i always wanted to go picking or wanted to know how to grow but no one knew and i didnt even think looking on the internet back in 2000 haha


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24695122 - 10/08/17 08:18 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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...she was telling me "how to grow shrooms" she told me how you get the hydro balls online and throw them in a fish tank and thats how you grow psychadelic boomers




I love hearing how people think they are grown or, better yet, how they attempted or are attempting to grow. I would offer advice but I know better than to discuss such things with someone I hardly know and that there is their biggest mistake.

Had a guy tell me he had mold growing on whatever he was growing so he sprayed everything with bleach. Still fully expected it to turn out great. :brilliant:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jenkinz] * 2
    #24695157 - 10/08/17 08:30 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I confess, I have had a great week. my girlfriend and I celebrated 2 months together on tuesday. met here at home after I got off work then I made a homemade mushrooms marinara sauce for dinner, but before we ate we went to the cemetery and I showed her my family, we walked down to the railroad bridge and threw rocks into the thick algae buildup. then we went and took her dog for a walk and stopped to watch the sunset on our way home. ate dinner while drinking mimosa's then fucked and fell asleep. was a great night.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24695187 - 10/08/17 08:38 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Hell ya dude thats good ... she seem like someone interested in your secret life?  I knew right off the bat my chick was down for whatever but theres been about 100 more i acted like a saint with


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24695294 - 10/08/17 09:23 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

yea bro, she's down. she is learning about the hobby and has an account here but is waiting for a decent first post


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24695299 - 10/08/17 09:26 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations Trypt...


I confess I am gonna start with the LGT and KSSS.  Thanks Psilo!!!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24695307 - 10/08/17 09:32 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Don't forget the Cornbensus!
:ducklol:

That KSSS will do you right.
Make 4-5 transfers until you get a nice rhizomorphic culture going
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24695311 - 10/08/17 09:33 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

The PSCB will not be forgotten.  I can promise you that :cheers:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24695312 - 10/08/17 09:34 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Shroom porn. :wink:





They were so tasty. I couldn't believe I actually grew these.




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat] * 1
    #24695353 - 10/08/17 09:59 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Oh no, red curls...  Now we all have to confess our impure thoughts, way to go.  I kid, nice haul though. :thumbup:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Inocuole]
    #24695500 - 10/08/17 11:23 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I really think i need to do a heavy dose, this year has been brutal atleast the beginning... its been pretty good lately but the negativity i felt and thoughts i think sunk their claws in deep ive been super grouchy and hating everyone and i havent been like that in years ...


My heart feels cramped like a weight on it even after sobering up off everything im still lost i think i need a 8 to 10 grammer haha


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Inocuole]
    #24695513 - 10/08/17 11:32 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh no, red curls...  Now we all have to confess our impure thoughts, way to go.  I kid, nice haul though. :thumbup:




Oh wow a guy actually noticed my hair before my boobs. :wink:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
    #24695521 - 10/08/17 11:34 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Thats cause sir noc uses all his assholiness on noobs and turds haha jk


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24695536 - 10/08/17 11:44 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I confess that one day I'll get this right.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
    #24695555 - 10/08/17 11:54 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh wow a guy actually noticed my hair before my boobs. :wink:




Well boobs are boobs.. everybody's got em.  Hair on the other hand, conveys a lot.

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Thats cause sir noc uses all his assholiness on noobs and turds haha jk




This is true, mostly, but I've been known to misfire on occasion if I'm having a shitty day or too high to read properly, apparently.  Been trying to refine that honestly, heh.


I confess that the concept of lady growers is a thing that causes my brain to lose some of its rational functionality.  :shrug:  Especially if they're better at it than I am.  I know I'm not alone there, it's something about the mushrooms, and not just edibles, specifically actives.  Some switch gets flipped in the brain as a male who has grown and eaten a ton of mushrooms.  I think the rarity is a contributing factor as well.  Of all the male-dominated hobbies or occupations, this one is very much so.  Usually we can keep from being a bunch of slobbering dogs about it but.. that does happen occasionally.. so you know, sorry if it does, TBC.

I bet this one has already come up a few times in this thread even.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
    #24695568 - 10/09/17 12:04 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I confess....
That I was grooving on the paisley pattern first, then the mushrooms, and then the other two....

  Just joined 2 days ago, and cannot believe how many ignorant questions have been posted already by other 'noobs' phffft..
  I confess I feel superior to those foolish persons who don't look shit up first before asking a relevant and inspired question.

  p.s.  I'm posting mainly just to get more post in.  Shhh....


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Drayce]
    #24695573 - 10/09/17 12:05 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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p.s.  I'm posting mainly just to get more post in.  Shhh....




This one's fine but in general don't do that.. or at least don't admit to it.  You can post in your journal if you want to raise post count.


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