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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tiamo]
    #24084018 - 02/12/17 08:37 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Oh no, the breath-holding-whilst-doing-SAB-work one is me...

Is this still retarded even if I bend down to look through the armholes for slightly better visibility? I'll hold my breath or turn my head to breathe out.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #24084055 - 02/12/17 08:58 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Tump what happened to the gov't sponsored mushroom growing job you had..



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Just got fired because the place i work is being shut down. Your tub makes the pain go away



If it's true, I feel bad for the guy. Unemployment sucks dick.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lovelaughlibs] * 1
    #24084413 - 02/12/17 11:00 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Oh no, the breath-holding-whilst-doing-SAB-work one is me...

Is this still retarded even if I bend down to look through the armholes for slightly better visibility? I'll hold my breath or turn my head to breathe out.




I wear a face-mask. Never know when that random uncontrollable sneeze is gonna happen.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: AK1000] * 1
    #24084424 - 02/12/17 11:06 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

At least tump is entertaining:shrug:

Every time I see one of his posts, I know there's gonna be something funny said a few
comments later or even a gem from tump himself. Just take people on here less seriously
and let the funny flow through you:lol:

Ya unemployment sucks balls. Employment also sucks balls:lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: natedawgnow]
    #24084438 - 02/12/17 11:12 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Ya unemployment sucks balls. Employment also sucks balls:lol:




find a good middle.

i got fired/quit. sued for xyz reasons. got 3year projected earnings settlement.
also got another one going for 3-4times that amount. shit happens when you fuck with me.

I prefer to do mycowork late at night. or in mid afternoon. my preferred trip times too.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lovelaughlibs]
    #24085120 - 02/12/17 02:43 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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lovelaughlibs said:
Oh no, the breath-holding-whilst-doing-SAB-work one is me...

Is this still retarded even if I bend down to look through the armholes for slightly better visibility? I'll hold my breath or turn my head to breathe out.




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Josex] * 1
    #24085498 - 02/12/17 05:06 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone else have crazy dreams?

PF, bulk, then agar gave me dreams of doing the work all night before I had to get up and do it for real. It was exhausting...but

My last dream was of extracting a sample of flesh from my chest to a clone of myself in the basement, and making backup samples for storage. I was trying to avoid reaching a certain age at which the government would execute me. I kept waking up in a new body and checking this site for updates from everyone on new techniques.

Woke up all sweaty, told my dad about it the other day and we just laughed. By the way, no, I didn't do any the night before... do any of you guys ever get this too? Kinda hoped I'd have another dream about it but nope.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Grambo]
    #24085741 - 02/12/17 06:53 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Grambo said:
Anyone else have crazy dreams?

PF, bulk, then agar gave me dreams of doing the work all night before I had to get up and do it for real. It was exhausting...but

My last dream was of extracting a sample of flesh from my chest to a clone of myself in the basement, and making backup samples for storage. I was trying to avoid reaching a certain age at which the government would execute me. I kept waking up in a new body and checking this site for updates from everyone on new techniques.

Woke up all sweaty, told my dad about it the other day and we just laughed. By the way, no, I didn't do any the night before... do any of you guys ever get this too? Kinda hoped I'd have another dream about it but nope.



did you stop smoking weed recently?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lovelaughlibs]
    #24085796 - 02/12/17 07:27 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I dreamt the other night that I was examining the back sides of my lower wisdom teeth and the round bump part of the lower jaw that they fit in and was thinking everything looked perfectly normal.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Mycolorado] * 2
    #24085838 - 02/12/17 07:49 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Constantly hitting refresh to see if somebody/anybody comments on my dumb posts and questions.  :typing:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24086053 - 02/12/17 09:36 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Has anyone poked them selves with a spore syringe? It was like my 2nd or 3rd time using my sab and I was kinda fumbling around in it with my agar plates and syringe and poked myself real good with it. I was inoculation two dishes and said screw it and take the chance. My finger was bleeding good inside the glove and the plates are looking real good.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Treeman75]
    #24086119 - 02/12/17 10:18 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

You now have high 5. Congrats


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: azur] * 1
    #24086130 - 02/12/17 10:27 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

i stuck myself the first time i inoculated anything. im still alive. kinda


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Treeman75]
    #24086174 - 02/12/17 10:51 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

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Has anyone poked them selves with a spore syringe? It was like my 2nd or 3rd time using my sab and I was kinda fumbling around in it with my agar plates and syringe and poked myself real good with it. I was inoculation two dishes and said screw it and take the chance. My finger was bleeding good inside the glove and the plates are looking real good.




:lmafo:
I did this the other week.
Ordered a 16g needle brand new and just locked it onto my syringe.
The plastic sleeve was impossible to get off and since I was working in a SAB I was yanking on it while trying not to stir up too much air.
It finally popped off and I immediately stuck the needle tip right into the tip of my thumb under the nail.

I was pissed. Those needles are sharp as fuck and my thumb didn't stop bleeding like a mother for a half hour.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ComebackKid]
    #24086224 - 02/12/17 11:22 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

tip learned in phlebotomy/injections class: wrap one hand around the body of the syringe, brace your other hand's fingers around with your forefinger and thumb pinching the base of the needle cap. Then twist the cap in the opposite direction of the needle's screw thingy (if it's that type of needle connection, I forget the names, luer lock something). Anyway the point is, twist the cap off, so that removal of the cap requires zero force and your hand doesn't rubberband snap-back at the needle, only your forefinger and thumb even move at all

if this makes zero sense I could maybe do a gif demonstrating it but lol I aint got my nails did

[edit] Oh, and my amateur confession: my very first inoculation was spore syringe to PF jars and done under a "tent" made of garbage bags draped over and taped to a tall dining chair. I covered myself in plastic as well, only the eyes sticking out, and stuck my head under the hood of this monstrosity and inoculated three jars. I knew I needed a still air environment but somehow I hadn't yet come across any suggestions to just use a tote. It worked but... I was too ashamed to mention it even in my earliest journal, heh


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Aneres]
    #24086340 - 02/13/17 01:05 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Great confessions tonight folks!

I've stuck myself a few times... then watched blood spread out under my glove...

My first SAB was a dry cleaning bag laid on a table. I whipped down my jars and loaded them way into the back of it. It was kind of awkward but it worked fine for inoculations with syringes.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24086616 - 02/13/17 07:47 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I google usful things I can't afford. Like a 40 foot shipping container which are only like 1,300 on eBay


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24086655 - 02/13/17 08:06 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I exploded my first SAB.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: bodhisatta]
    #24086661 - 02/13/17 08:09 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: azur]
    #24086669 - 02/13/17 08:18 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Kaboom.


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