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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino] * 1
    #24451188 - 07/02/17 02:02 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Contest relationship confession.

Once I tripped with my first wife and the mushrooms started to make me confess that I cheated on her once with an Australian stripper. I did not want to confess so I decided to eat a noni fruit (something that brings you back to normal consciousness instantly) However I could not lift it to my mouth. My hand was literally out of my control and would not put the noni to my mouth  and instead threw the stinky fruit against the wall with great force. I then confessed which eventually ended that marriage . That was a good thing it was a horrible marriage and I was never going to be happy or successful , or ever really live in that marriage.

I ate the mushroom with the intention of ending the negative cycle in our relationship and they ended the relationship. Those were my ruthless truth strain. Everyone who ate them would be confronted by truth. By strain I mean a literal strain or isolate and not a variety that has been stabilize through generations of spore work. Though that is a great idea to stabilize a strain for more esoteric purposes rather than just size shape, yield, potency, color, etc.... I would really love to do that and distribute, teach some of ya casual play trippers what power plants are really about... hehehe.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino]
    #24451200 - 07/02/17 02:17 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

We're about to grow oysters on a mix of coffee grounds, coffee hulls and chalk stone. All coming from local entreprises, all waste. The only other thing that's in there is colonized grain and water.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino]
    #24451201 - 07/02/17 02:19 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Contest relationship confession.

Once I tripped with my first wife and the mushrooms started to make me confess that I cheated on her once with an Australian stripper. I did not want to confess so I decided to eat a noni fruit (something that brings you back to normal consciousness instantly) However I could not lift it to my mouth. My hand was literally out of my control and would not put the noni to my mouth  and instead threw the stinky fruit against the wall with great force. I then confessed which eventually ended that marriage . That was a good thing it was a horrible marriage and I was never going to be happy or successful , or ever really live in that marriage.

I ate the mushroom with the intention of ending the negative cycle in our relationship and they ended the relationship. Those were my ruthless truth strain. Everyone who ate them would be confronted by truth.





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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino]
    #24451203 - 07/02/17 02:22 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I once did that one the way home from a concert  i drank way too muvh and had about 7 grams of mazzie in me once i sobered i realized how big of a mistake i made and told her it was a lie luckily i had a weird crazy trip a week later that made her velieve it was nonsense ...


I suppose this is anotjer cinfession for the monthe ...  in all realitu shes the best things that has happendd to me i jsyt have turned so cold a real chick frightens me have had so many women that i am alywys on gurad jsut like bad business deal
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino] * 1
    #24451209 - 07/02/17 02:30 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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I ate the mushroom with the intention of ending the negative cycle in our relationship and they ended the relationship.





Sounds like your intent worked? The negative cycle was broken.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #24451228 - 07/02/17 03:01 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Are you saying there is a thing out there that kills the trip? Cause I'm skeptical of that.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy]
    #24451250 - 07/02/17 03:32 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Be skeptical all you want, it works either way. It's a real stinker, so you probably won't want to ever eat it anyway, but it does work :shrug:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #24451334 - 07/02/17 05:16 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Lennybernadino said:
I ate the mushroom with the intention of ending the negative cycle in our relationship and they ended the relationship.





Sounds like your intent worked? The negative cycle was broken.





Yes it worked, but just not exactly how I imagined, I expected some miracle to fix the relationship somehow making life with a psychopathic woman possible but I am soo grateful that is in my past.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard] * 1
    #24451337 - 07/02/17 05:20 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Be skeptical all you want, it works either way. It's a real stinker, so you probably won't want to ever eat it anyway, but it does work :shrug:




I discovered it quite by accident going  mushroom hunting I always eat the first mushroom and anyone that tells me to eat it, so a lot told me to eat them that day and then we went to a shamanic center to pick noni's and look for purple reishi by the time I finished the first one I was COMPLETELY sober. They are an "acquired" taste. The first one I ever ate tasted horrible but I felt better later, the second one i knew tasted bad but my body liked what it does, the third one tasted good to me , My tastes where modified by my body. noni is really a marvelous superfood/medicine. It cleans out and repairs receptors in the cells as well as immune system boost, anti cancer, etc.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Lennybernadino] * 1
    #24451354 - 07/02/17 05:39 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

It also stops seizures.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard] * 1
    #24451702 - 07/02/17 10:20 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I confess, I drank a half gallon of a Belgian quad last night. Then drove an hour this morning.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: eatyualive]
    #24451723 - 07/02/17 10:31 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Good morning Eat ... would that be a whole growler to yourself?

40 oz?
Eat says "fuck that imma go 64 oz!"

The head must be feeling a bit fuzzy and sore this morning.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24451737 - 07/02/17 10:37 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Yup. Trying to sleep soon. Only got 2 hours sleep.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: eatyualive]
    #24452193 - 07/02/17 02:05 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

a Belgian quad, I'm assuming you're talking beer? What kind?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy]
    #24452501 - 07/02/17 04:37 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Are you saying there is a thing out there that kills the trip? Cause I'm skeptical of that.



A thing simple as a song change or a new environment(Lights turned on or off,step outside)has the potential to kill a trip IMO. The mind has limitless power that never gets tapped into. Again only my opinion.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #24452521 - 07/02/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

^^Yes I understand that. There was a time I had ingested 5grams of shrooms and was tripping balls with friends...a knock on my door revealed two sheriffs at my door...i instantly sobored up (turned out to be no issue; its a really funny story if you guys wanna hear it) however my friend who had ingested shrooms for the first time ended up having a terrible trip after the cops and got stuck in a "loop"  if there is a fruit i could have given him that would be awesome to know about!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy]
    #24452523 - 07/02/17 04:51 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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^^Yes I understand that. There was a time I had ingested 5grams of shrooms and was tripping balls with friends...a knock on my door revealed two sheriffs at my door...i instantly sobored up (turned out to be no issue; its a really funny story if you guys wanna hear it) however my friend who had ingested shrooms for the first time ended up having a terrible trip after the cops and got stuck in a "loop"  if there is a fruit i could have given him that would be awesome to know about!



I would enjoy it, but I doubt here is the place


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #24452526 - 07/02/17 04:52 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

LOL maybe if i turn into a confession
Edit*
...I confess my friend is a dumbass...*tells story*


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushroom_therapy]
    #24452533 - 07/02/17 04:58 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

lot of people in my parts believe benadryl allergy medicine will kill your trip. Often nervous explorers will have a few in there pocket incase they want to step back out of the matrix.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #24452536 - 07/02/17 05:00 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Are you sure you're not thinking of benzodiazepines?


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