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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24420855 - 06/20/17 03:18 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I confess that I keep wanting to go upstairs and do my projects but every time I hear my roommates feet creaking I get a knot in my stomach. I fucking hate the guy. Creepy weirdo religious freak. I hate the way he looks at me from his table he has set up in the weird crazy way with all his religious texts and pens and notebooks and Jesus candles. The table faces the kitchen and the stove so I never want to cook meals for myself. Just microwave something and peace out. I hate that creepy dead eyed look he gives me sometimes like he wishes he could slit my throat. It seems like he's always home too. I wonder if he works anymore. I feel so bad for his kid. I'm so glad landlords selling this place in four months. It will motivate me to move. I've fucking had enough. At least I have my own space in the basement and bathroom and washer and dryer.

Today I am going to go buy a nice quality high power electric burner. I don't give a fuck that it's a little pricey and I don't have the money. The quality is excellent and I will always have a way to do my hobby even if I have to move in with other people again.


You know it wasn't always like this. he worked a lot more. The family was nice and happy and friendly and not split apart from the craziness. This is what happens when you pack a whole family in upstairs and one of them turns into a fucking nut job and decides he doesn't want to sleep with the rest of the family and live in your living room. I don't think I've ever told you guys how bad it is here but it's bad. That plus living with my EDS and the depression it causes me. My life is incredibly complicated.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat] * 3
    #24420869 - 06/20/17 03:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

wierd, I didnt know Mushboy was your roomie


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24420880 - 06/20/17 03:27 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Lmao


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob] * 1
    #24420999 - 06/20/17 04:02 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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wierd, I didnt know Mushboy was your roomie



:lol: i think we'd see alot less posting from him if that was the case


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47]
    #24421004 - 06/20/17 04:03 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:lmafo:

Yea you need to get the fuck out. Do they have any clue what you are doing, hobby wise?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Germs]
    #24421006 - 06/20/17 04:03 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Haha he would be :creepylurker: finding places to put the hidden cameras lmao


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47] * 1
    #24421030 - 06/20/17 04:09 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

A dude loves pussy and instantly he is a stalker, lol.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24421040 - 06/20/17 04:11 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:creepylurker:

This is my favorite gif lmao


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24421049 - 06/20/17 04:12 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:mattz: This one has little use BUT funny as fuck


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420] * 1
    #24421050 - 06/20/17 04:12 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

my chick told me after we were together she thought i was going to rape her or murder her due to how intimidating i look i was like what the fuck?? Haha i think that was my problem alot with chicks even tho i was polite and never made an unwanted pass i just look like a murdering rapist i guess lmao


Mine too van


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24421083 - 06/20/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I confess I have no idea how to remain properly anonymous on the internet. I need some suggestions. I'm starting to get increasingly concerned. What is the best way to start accessing the forum securely.


Liking pussy has nothing to do with being creepy. Creepy is just a trait some people have. Their is gross and their is creepy.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheBlackCat]
    #24421187 - 06/20/17 04:53 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Well you shouldn't have to worry to much about accessing this site, unless your on an unsecure Wi-Fi connection. Then again are you worried about creepers tracing your IP and showing up in your bushes? lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24421233 - 06/20/17 05:06 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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wierd, I didnt know Mushboy was your roomie



:wat:

shroomery does a good job protecting your uploads and shit. everything else is basic online self defense
i got a vpn and i dont think i need it but meh. lots of creepers out there. russian hackers and dnc murderes alike.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24421253 - 06/20/17 05:12 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

If :trollcop: is your concern, just remember there are people on here that are bigger targets than you are.

LOL I love it when I get the msg from a random noob asking me to mentor or hook them up with prints. I just laugh and ignore them.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24421305 - 06/20/17 05:28 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

occasionally I'll get one or two that I will help out (even though, me? really?) I confess I only help them because I'm so flattered. but it's like really? have you seen me post any crazy successes? I mean, I know my way around but I am by no mean a great (or even a good) cultivator. I don't get people. I should really start sending people to the boards so anyone else can learn


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids] * 1
    #24421398 - 06/20/17 05:47 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I get more ppl asking about cakes than anything else, but that's because they see pics of my cake grows, but when you get the dude with 1 post asking you to hold his hand and send him spores, FUCK NO. I do not even respond.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420] * 2
    #24421510 - 06/20/17 06:11 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

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If :trollcop: is your concern, just remember there are people on here that are bigger targets than you are.

LOL I love it when I get the msg from a random noob asking me to mentor or hook them up with prints. I just laugh and ignore them.





Why?  Spores are legal.  Just don't show proof that you grew the shrooms (negotiable), use a real but different return address each batch, don't leave any fingerprints on the foil or package (outside of envelope doesn't matter), etc.

I think most, if not all people asking for prints are just trying to get something cool for free.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #24421522 - 06/20/17 06:13 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

That is true, but if they just made an account and have 1 post, well I am not sending them prints. I will answer questions about how to do things, but I want to see some sort of evidence that they are intending to grow them. Like if they post some half ass failed grows, well I trust them a bit more.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24421531 - 06/20/17 06:15 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I had someone asking me for pe cultures or swabs like that i havent seen him post at all to the day and it was months ago


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Boogieman47] * 1
    #24421548 - 06/20/17 06:18 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

LOL I saw someone trying to trade a print that was still on its way from another grower. Fairly sure it was the serbica print coming from Adden


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