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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PreparationH] * 2
    #23999222 - 01/10/17 07:25 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

I had a drip of iso from my gloves run down my scalpel into the flame. Set my hands on fire real quick. I was able to avoid a burn but it singed the old arm hair and taught me to hold my scalpel with the blade up when flaming.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23999574 - 01/10/17 09:25 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

nice


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #23999603 - 01/10/17 09:38 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

after i inoculated my first pf jars i went to cover the syringe needle with the cap but i missed somehow and stuck my hand really fucking hard and bled everywhere. i was convinced i injected spores into my blood stream and was going to grow myc in my organs.

i had also eaten the last 8th of shrooms i ever purchased. :dealershrooms:
it was a shroomy night.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #23999607 - 01/10/17 09:40 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

I knocked a bunch of petris over a while ago right after I poured them and put the sleeve back on and I uh, used them anyway.  I also tried germinating spores with some dilution method and grew nothing, so a month later I used them for my pe clones lol.  I've got plenty of new ones now though


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23999780 - 01/10/17 10:41 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

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I had a drip of iso from my gloves run down my scalpel into the flame. Set my hands on fire real quick. I was able to avoid a burn but it singed the old arm hair and taught me to hold my scalpel with the blade up when flaming.



I actually have a phobia of this... Skin be damned, if it burnt my beard I would be devastated.... I'm a cheap ass motherfucker so this beard is my low budget mid life crisis I think.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #24000132 - 01/11/17 02:42 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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I knocked a bunch of petris over a while ago right after I poured them and put the sleeve back on and I uh, used them anyway.  I also tried germinating spores with some dilution method and grew nothing, so a month later I used them for my pe clones lol.  I've got plenty of new ones now though





Innoculating while fun when on substances (id prefer lsd innoc sesh) troubling and sweaty and high chance of good old fires. One of my first innoc sesh left butane gun on and melted my SAB to a fairly usable amount but decided its 10 bux buy a new one. [5 HITS of some dank acid make you questiom every little thing, mostly the worth of ten dollars and making more fires lol]


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LucidLife FRO us]
    #24001802 - 01/11/17 05:24 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

So real life shit.... I've had this woman that i've been with for two years and she didnt know about this hobby.... I told her after two years and needless to say im single now!

:fuckthisshit:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #24001921 - 01/11/17 06:10 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Damn that sucks bro...

was it the nature of the hobby that pissed her off or the fact that you've
been lying about a pretty serious part of your life for 2 years?

Either way, sorry to hear that man


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: natedawgnow]
    #24002048 - 01/11/17 06:41 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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Damn that sucks bro...

was it the nature of the hobby that pissed her off or the fact that you've
been lying about a pretty serious part of your life for 2 years?

Either way, sorry to hear that man





It's the nature of the beast! I'd definitely say it's the hobby but im sure its a little of both.

I posted about this a few weeks back and thought about it for a while after and was like you know what, fuck it. Ima tell her... boy was i wrong! hahahahhahaha


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #24002062 - 01/11/17 06:44 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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So real life shit.... I've had this woman that i've been with for two years and she didnt know about this hobby.... I told her after two years and needless to say im single now!

:fuckthisshit:



Now you gotta kill her. You should've just kept your mouth shut and told her to kick rocks.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: azur]
    #24002174 - 01/11/17 07:30 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Bummer dude.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24002184 - 01/11/17 07:33 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

wuznt meant to be I guess.  Maybe you should have said you were a magician instead


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: azur]
    #24002230 - 01/11/17 07:49 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

........And out of the woodwork comes azure! Hahah

Nah. I'd love to kill humans again for sport but it's only for food now!

Plus fuck that bitch, I gots me a long dick

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wuznt meant to be I guess.  Maybe you should have said you were a magician instead




I said I worked for a buddy at a bar.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #24002236 - 01/11/17 07:51 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

But believe me, I love this more than anything...she said well why don't you just stop then.

That wasn't a option.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #24002300 - 01/11/17 08:18 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Good man.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #24002321 - 01/11/17 08:23 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

:toast:

Sorry to hear that man. Shit sucks


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24002561 - 01/11/17 10:08 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

TheIssue, wasn't meant to be plain and simple. Bitches come and go.

The first hint should have been you felt the need to lie to her.

Wife of 6 years and 2 kids knows everything I do. Supports my hobbies, old and new

Sorry to hear about the break up. But fuck it.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Mtez44] * 1
    #24002578 - 01/11/17 10:16 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

I just asked the lady at superstore where the pasty plates were:rofl:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: cronicr]
    #24002595 - 01/11/17 10:25 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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I just asked the lady at superstore where the pasty plates were:rofl:




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Pastywhyte] * 1
    #24002606 - 01/11/17 10:30 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

She says.."pastry plates?" then i realized wtf i just said.


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