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hamloaf
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids] 1
#24396229 - 06/11/17 10:16 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Couple of weeks back, I poured 2 sleeves of plates (flowhood). Go to leave the lab/DIY clean room, and notice that the AC was left on while plates were being poured. Everything turned out to be good, but let me tell ya', I lost a little bit of sleep over that.
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TheMadHatter420
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: hamloaf]
#24396261 - 06/11/17 10:27 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I confess I left APE plates sitting in the SAB waiting to transfer and just didn't do it last night. I been to damn tired, but really need to catch up on work. I also didn't dump my tubs like I planed to do last night. Got 2 x 64Qt and 5 x 25Qt that need disposed of badly.
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mushboy
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids] 2
#24396265 - 06/11/17 10:28 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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mushroom_therapy said: Confession: I have a bunch of shrooms soon to be ready for harvest and some not so soon. My mom just called and said she's driving up to come see me. Need to figure out how I'm gonna hide all my shit and quick.
tell her you're a grown up and will do as you wish 
id be like .. hey mom, bucket tek this for me. and hand me those dehydrator trays. this aint no free lunch women.
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mushroom_therapy
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
#24396276 - 06/11/17 10:32 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahaha ya I love My mom too much to put her through that. Maybe if it was cannabis I'd be like meh, it is what it is mom. But she's going through a divorce and the last thing she needs is to think her son is running a meth lab. Lmao, she's gonna open up the wrong closet and Baggies full of partially dried shrooms are gonna come Falling from the sky.
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hamloaf
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My mom's down with what I do. She even helps me in more departments than one. She actually let me grow at her place a few years back when I was having a hard time getting stable to help me get on my feet. I come from a long line of straight gangsters on both my parents sides, but if I felt like it would hurt my mother to found out I grew, I would definitely try to hide it from her.
If she's going to stay for a few nights you may be stuck only being able to cult while she's sleeping which will require lots of coffee, and determination. Keep in mind that she won't be there forever.
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mushroom_therapy
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: hamloaf] 1
#24396289 - 06/11/17 10:36 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahah damn, nah my mom ain't down with that at all. I went to go visit her sister in California last spring to Find out my aunt was an OG with about 10 pounds of cannabis making extractions for wax and edibles. I still can't wrap my head around that one.
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mushboy
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OG aunties and gangsters parents? king kong- aint got nothin on me!

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TheMadHatter420
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That's sick! I don't talk to my mom any more after some shit, but when I was 19 she helped me steam my 1st couple rounds of cakes in her water bath canner. She's smoked weed with me as well. Now my dad would flip the fuck out. I would have to try to convince him they were dibbles or some shit and that would still be risky. He isn't that dumb, and worse yet he may want to try some of my "edibles" couldn't let that happen to him.
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mushboy
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
#24396342 - 06/11/17 10:57 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i confess that i used to be horrible at growing shrooms(from a comparative stand point)
i made this MS mono in aug last year. 2quarts of MS. second flush was better but not by much.

i put down the BS. picked up the jello. started playing with clones and cultures. same mini mono. same closet, same lights, same substrate. same spawn. same everything...

im not saying its agar but its agar.
its not just agar from here either. it has to be from... you named it.
 ancient aliens gave us agar. that shit is science.
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ManifoldPrime
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
#24396409 - 06/11/17 11:20 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Confession of the week:
I spilled herb all over a cap I was tryna print in my SAB.
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Shroomosity
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ManifoldPrime] 1
#24396544 - 06/11/17 12:02 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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True confession- I sprayed the crap outa my cakes before with isopropyl alcohol now I color code my spray bottles and put the isopropyl far away from my mushies.
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PsiloPsychIn
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Shroomosity]
#24396632 - 06/11/17 12:35 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is a great confession Shroomosity... Water and Iso kinda look the same, I'm sure you are not the first one to do this.
Hey Folks I'm really busy the next few days but I have not forgotten the contest. I'll get back to you about the winner on Wednesday.
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TheMadHatter420
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Shroomosity]
#24396664 - 06/11/17 12:48 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomosity said: True confession- I sprayed the crap outa my cakes before with isopropyl alcohol now I color code my spray bottles and put the isopropyl far away from my mushies.
This is why I put a sprayer on a small alcohol bottle, I just use bigger ones to refill it. There is NO mistaking it for water now.
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LizardWizard
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
#24397770 - 06/11/17 07:05 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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van hatton said: traumatic rhabdomyolysis skeletal muscle destruction after a crush injury. During reperfusion of the damaged tissue after crushing pressure has been relieved, myoglobin, potassium, and phosphorus are released into the circulation, causing symptoms of renal failure, hypovolemic shock, and hyperkalemia.
Fml.
Sucks to be you right now...
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van hatton
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
#24397832 - 06/11/17 07:19 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Definitely Dilaudid didn't help at the hospital
But these muscle relaxers do the trick lol
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abductee
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
#24397913 - 06/11/17 07:46 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I confess I havent been having much success with my last few grows. Every clone I've tried to grow out has failed after the shake, and my monos don't really want to produce. On a positive note, im seing a few possible crowning pins on my current project " maz attack"
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BugsRucker
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: abductee] 1
#24397936 - 06/11/17 07:53 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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so 30 mins ago my presto pc got down to zero pressure with my 1000ml agar media bottle inside. popped the lid off the pc and the agar bottle was 'ever so slightly' boiling from the 'pressure drop'. i was amused.
well i gotta work in the morning and aint got all night to let it get cool enough to pour so i got to pull it out asap.
grab it and just barely get it outta the pc, but wait THE CAP IS BARELY FUCKING SCREWED ON and the cap pops off and blows the drip ring off too and 500ml of hot fucking agar spews out to the wall like a blue whale blowing a huge load and down behind my fucking stove it goes. fucking mess everywhere and my stove is in my living room right now.
no longer amused.
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Crispykoot
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: abductee] 2
#24397960 - 06/11/17 08:02 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Congealing hot blue jello on soft white skin....Reminds me of naked welding or licking boiling caramel on a sunny day...Or sticking your dick in the deep fryer or....
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NothingsChanged
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: BugsRucker]
#24397999 - 06/11/17 08:17 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kinda along the same line. I knew a gal who was blowing a pipe naked and fell asleep. The torch went right in her box. She couldn't sit for weeks. I confess running my drill into my azzie loaf several times kinda like airating a lawn. Shit wants to breath. Pics when i get home.
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natedawgnow
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: NothingsChanged]
#24398016 - 06/11/17 08:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn dude did agar get on the carpet and walls? Mold fest in your house would suck. Just try not to get agar on anything else cause that'd be like making your house into a Petri dish
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