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Invisiblejkz
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Organic_Magic]
    #24326995 - 05/17/17 11:47 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude I always have the most shit luck with spores to agar. I ignore the fuck out of them for a few days at a time. I just had some B+ germinate after like 9 fucking days. Infuriating when I see guys reporting growth in 48 hours.




Damnnnn 9 days?! Fuck. Might as well just ignore it then. Check it in a week. I'll probably have new spores and cultures by then too. So I'll have to make more agar.
Gotta hate trying to use shit that's 4 years old.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Organic_Magic]
    #24326996 - 05/17/17 11:48 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude I always have the most shit luck with spores to agar. I ignore the fuck out of them for a few days at a time. I just had some B+ germinate after like 9 fucking days. Infuriating when I see guys reporting growth in 48 hours.



I'm on my first grow.  I made 10 cakes of Amazon,  nothing.  Almost 2 months! I made 5 cakes if gt, 2 days.  Fully colonized in 13.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: dhype773] * 1
    #24327061 - 05/17/17 12:09 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Not really an amateur confession but here we go:

I confess that I have to lock up my fruits because one night while drunk sleepwalking I seem to have ingested roughly 5-10 grams of dried fruits and woke up tripping with no recollection of taking them, spent all day in bed trying to keep the spirits from taking me off this earth. Never Again.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: JewishLawyer]
    #24327108 - 05/17/17 12:27 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Kenetic said:
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I'd rather a it dry a bit then be way too wet.

Confession working on multiple variables at once is exhausting.





Still having trouble? I actually got a dot of bacteria on one of my plates.  Im very dissapointed lol





My grains I just did still look good with the way I did it last time so I did it with a couple transfers. Waiting 3 days :thumbup: sorry about your bacteria plate :lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: JewishLawyer]
    #24327286 - 05/17/17 01:32 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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JewishLawyer said:
Not really an amateur confession but here we go:

I confess that I have to lock up my fruits because one night while drunk sleepwalking I seem to have ingested roughly 5-10 grams of dried fruits and woke up tripping with no recollection of taking them, spent all day in bed trying to keep the spirits from taking me off this earth. Never Again.






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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #24327290 - 05/17/17 01:33 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

My wife texted.


"I'm trrrippin! "

Lol
Married Life.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mynakedrat]
    #24327414 - 05/17/17 02:13 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Confession: my only reasons to not kill myself are these: my son, my parents, GF, and mycology. Not per se in that order, but my son does come first. Myco is a close second actually, as the only reasons my GF and parents are in this list is bc I don't wanna hurt them by off'ing myself. My son and myco work are all I REALLY care about, in the sense I wake up with them on my mind and couldn't live without.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: JewishLawyer]
    #24327569 - 05/17/17 03:15 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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JewishLawyer said:
Not really an amateur confession but here we go:

I confess that I have to lock up my fruits because one night while drunk sleepwalking I seem to have ingested roughly 5-10 grams of dried fruits and woke up tripping with no recollection of taking them, spent all day in bed trying to keep the spirits from taking me off this earth. Never Again.




I think this might qualify as a "Dream" entry!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24327574 - 05/17/17 03:17 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I took a few aborts while picking one night didnt think anything but a fry would happen and i woke up 2 hours later trippin it was dark and i still was seeing patterns and shadows shifting i dont knkw anyone says they can sleep on the shit i have almlst passed out due to an intense body fry but 45 minutes later i was up and couldnt stop moving


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24327577 - 05/17/17 03:19 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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GoldenPreacher said:
Confession: my only reasons to not kill myself are these: my son, my parents, GF, and mycology. Not per se in that order, but my son does come first. Myco is a close second actually, as the only reasons my GF and parents are in this list is bc I don't wanna hurt them by off'ing myself. My son and myco work are all I REALLY care about, in the sense I wake up with them on my mind and couldn't live without.




Hang in there!
I hope the people and mushrooms in your life help you develop a perspective on your broader role in the universe. I'm glad you are here today.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24327589 - 05/17/17 03:25 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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GoldenPreacher said:
Confession: my only reasons to not kill myself are these: my son, my parents, GF, and mycology. Not per se in that order, but my son does come first. Myco is a close second actually, as the only reasons my GF and parents are in this list is bc I don't wanna hurt them by off'ing myself. My son and myco work are all I REALLY care about, in the sense I wake up with them on my mind and couldn't live without.




I don't know you personally, but can tell you that you do have a place in this universe and are a kindred spirit.  I find a light dose always puts the interconnectivity of all of us creatures into perspective - and want you to know 'you matter' to me.  Hang in there brother.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24327590 - 05/17/17 03:25 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Confession - i love talking a huge rip of dmt and watching the tubs come alive.  It's like watching the mycelium dance and come alive when i come down a bit.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24327600 - 05/17/17 03:30 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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GoldenPreacher said:
Confession: my only reasons to not kill myself are these: my son, my parents, GF, and mycology. Not per se in that order, but my son does come first. Myco is a close second actually, as the only reasons my GF and parents are in this list is bc I don't wanna hurt them by off'ing myself. My son and myco work are all I REALLY care about, in the sense I wake up with them on my mind and couldn't live without.




Take care brother. Life is precious. You're family would be hurting if you were no longer with us. I understand that we don't actually know each other, but I understand where you're coming from. I get depressed and sometimes the thought of offing myself seems like the best thing possible. But just think of how your kid would grow up without their father. I didn't have a dad growing up, because he took his own life. Please, don't. If you ever wanna talk, pm me. For real. I'm sure more then me feel the same way.

Cheers brother.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jkz]
    #24327661 - 05/17/17 03:57 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I confess that if dude buys my truck in a bit, I'm going to go buy more tubs, lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420] * 2
    #24327708 - 05/17/17 04:19 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Confession - we should pull our money together and buy sterilite. It'd probably be cheaper lol. At least throw down on some shares of the company.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Shineonyoucrazy]
    #24327725 - 05/17/17 04:24 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Right. We keep that fucking company going, lol.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #24327736 - 05/17/17 04:30 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Haha mush cult probably makes up a good percentage of there sales.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Shineonyoucrazy]
    #24327796 - 05/17/17 04:58 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I want to see a covert commercial for sterilite where they talk about storing "coir for your garden!" just a secret nod to us cultivators lol.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Organic_Magic]
    #24327806 - 05/17/17 05:02 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:electrickoolaid: sterilite- a place to store your shit  (or coir, perlite, etc.)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Shineonyoucrazy]
    #24327851 - 05/17/17 05:23 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Guys, I appreciate the kind words, and as far as hurting loved ones and kids with dead parents, I know all that, and that's basically what keeps me here when times are getting hard. Had a chance to vent with one of you guys (you know who you are) so know that I accept the support, and for the rest of you, I appreciate the offer, I REALLY do, but one vent a day is enough for me, I'm still crying from it right now actually. And I know too that we don't really know each other, but I love you guys with all my heart. Even the ones I sometimes wanna hate like Bodhi and Lemur. (How's that for honesty?) Thanks for the kind words.


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