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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27289522 - 05/01/21 06:42 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Here's a confession from a real noob. I let my agar cool too long and just poured a chunk so big, it touched the top of the dish and now its stuck closed!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Intelligent_Tiger] * 2
    #27290786 - 05/02/21 05:39 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

What's everyone's best "I told them to eat half but they ate the full thing" story?

Mine is when my brother ate 1.5g of pans when i told him to start off with a gram max. His texts the next morning were hilarious


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27290796 - 05/02/21 05:48 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Have there been meetups in the past? I would love seeing you all in any capacity. Even if we gotta wear covid masks for concealing identity and Hello My Name is stickers on our shirts touting our usernames 😂



https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/27275675#27275675



Thanks but I can’t make the journey this year. It’s a day and a half drive. That mountain looks like a spore print. Pretty rad bro




Im not allowed to see this post yet but if there are meetups i really really wanna go lol xD


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Ashtray161]
    #27290814 - 05/02/21 05:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Lol there’s no shroomery specific meet ups that I know of, that link is for the mt Shasta mushroom festival/hunt thing.



Most of my “ate too much” stories are weed cookies.


In high school this weird kid kept saying he was gonna eat a quarter of shrooms. They only came around every couple months and sold out quick but they were very good. Like I had an OBE from 5.5g and some huge “cant feel my lungs on shrooms” bong hits.


Anyway one day we finally got some and this kid gets a quarter. I grabbed my shrooms and took off to my girlfriends house and like three hours later I’m standing in the yard and my friend pulls up and I say “hey did he actually eat that quarter?”

Then black tinted back window rolls down and that kid sticks his head out and stares at me then does this insane primal scream as loud as he can. My friend looked super pissed floored it and they were gone.

Couple days later I found out he took this kid home where he proceeded to yell at his parents that he was the hulk and then they took to to the ER where they sedated him.

And that was that.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: A.k.a]
    #27290840 - 05/02/21 06:15 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Then black tinted back window rolls down and that kid sticks his head out and stares at me then does this insane primal scream as loud as he can. My friend looked super pissed floored it and they were gone.

Couple days later I found out he took this kid home where he proceeded to yell at his parents that he was the hulk and then they took to to the ER where they sedated him.

And that was that.





Fucking lol'd at this.

I had a friend I tripped with lay in the grass and it was 4 am and people were starting to wake up, and this man is rolling around like he is in some snow making snow angels in this tall grass and trying to fight anyone that tried to pick him up. Literally swinging at me and my other friend and screeching "dont take me away from the comfy!"


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lookintolearn]
    #27290845 - 05/02/21 06:22 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I wrote a trip report about the time that I accidentally went balls deep with azzies.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/27039149

Just skip down to where the trip starts.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 1
    #27291658 - 05/03/21 08:48 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I confess that I avoid shopping groceries in the store, where they sell plstic totes. I cant resist buying some more, just in case....


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
    #27291698 - 05/03/21 09:19 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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I wrote a trip report about the time that I accidentally went balls deep with azzies.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/27039149

Just skip down to where the trip starts.




Fuckin hell! sounds terrifying as fuck


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Regis]
    #27291986 - 05/03/21 12:35 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I confess Dogfish Heads Sea Quench Ale is my favorite summer ale. BUt damn 3.50 for a 20 oz....


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #27292155 - 05/03/21 02:11 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I confess....when I see jars that have that sexy ass rhizo silky string spreading out growth, I kiss the jar and tell it it's beautiful.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
    #27292401 - 05/03/21 04:31 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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I confess Dogfish Heads Sea Quench Ale is my favorite summer ale. BUt damn 3.50 for a 20 oz....





Ever tried Dragon's Milk stout? They are about 3-5 bucks per depending where you go but they are fucking delicious. And you get toasted after like two

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I wrote a trip report about the time that I accidentally went balls deep with azzies.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/27039149

Just skip down to where the trip starts.




Gonna read this later looks like a good oneeee


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #27292422 - 05/03/21 04:46 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)



You guys this my growth looks wierdisit contam? Lol jk I accidently packed this away in late nov early dec


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Drboomer]
    #27292523 - 05/03/21 05:41 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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You guys this my growth looks wierdisit contam? Lol jk I accidently packed this away in late nov early dec



:amazedohmygod:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tiptrippy]
    #27292539 - 05/03/21 05:48 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Dare me to spawn it? I mean I'm gonna atleast open and smell it.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Drboomer]
    #27292556 - 05/03/21 05:55 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

You know what I bet it does fine.

It looks clean just completely dry. Soak that bad boy and spawn it :lol:


Also makes me want rice krispy treats.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: A.k.a]
    #27292647 - 05/03/21 06:43 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Oh you bet I'm gonna run it. If but for now reason to make someone mad.

That toc was one on my cleanest cultures ever. Not very potent and alot of body load but boy did it grow. The label fell off at some point but I remember thinking I had one more quart of spawn. Gonna try and revive the nss plate I found to it was a plate pin clone of a plate pin clone that threw ropes not fluff. Sad I ever got into grain and bottles hopefully she will live.

I've not grown magic in a couple months, been focusing on food and gardening. With summer coming up I need to get some oyster logs ready to make up stock and soups to can for winter. Another member challenging the way I do things claiming they won't work is kinda the kick in the pants I need


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Drboomer]
    #27292664 - 05/03/21 06:50 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I bet that puts out some some super potent shrooms


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Drboomer]
    #27292693 - 05/03/21 07:02 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh you bet I'm gonna run it. If but for now reason to make someone mad.





Lol. Well if you're speaking about me then that's pretty lame.

You noobs sure don't like being told that your spawn sucks.

Edit.

Why don't you just run some spawn, and post the results of your process and let that speak for itself.






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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
    #27293256 - 05/04/21 01:26 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I confess, I put my first cake in a SGFC, and got some jars of grain I inoculated with Tamps on agar yesterday.. this is going to be a summer I'll have difficulty remembering


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Milk-away]
    #27293333 - 05/04/21 04:31 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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I confess, I put my first cake in a SGFC, and got some jars of grain I inoculated with Tamps on agar yesterday.. this is going to be a summer I'll have difficulty remembering



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I confess, I put my first cake in a SGFC, and got some jars of grain I inoculated with Tamps on agar yesterday.. this is going to be a summer I'll have difficulty remembering



Au contraire, this will be a summer you'll never forget!


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