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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: GypsyBastard]
    #27186920 - 02/04/21 06:33 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

My pitbulls loved tripping. They would steal fruits at any opportunity and wolf down large amounts.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #27186963 - 02/04/21 07:08 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Staring at the stove for the better part of 4 hours and making small, almost unnoticeable adjustments, just to watch the pressure go too high and then too low over and over again... and then opening it up to find a bag has popped or the corners have deformed so much they rip as soon as you shake the bag. :facepalm:




I confess i've only done maybe a dozen runs with my prestos and bags, and i'm already fed up. When the next paycheck from my wageslave job clears, i'm building a PID to make this shit automagic. Really debated a 75x but that's a bit too much coin right now.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MLPismyOPSEC] * 1
    #27187294 - 02/05/21 01:11 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Couple confessions today,

First, I confess I was making a sandwich and right after I put the stuff on it I noticed the bread was moldy and my first thought was.. "If mycelium can fight off this shit then so can I". Proceeded to eat moldy sandwich like a champ.

Second, I confess was making up some coir today to spawn a couple tubs and must have got to close when I was break up the dry stuff because I went to the bathroom to blow my nose and there was a whole bunch of tiny hydrated pieces in the tissue. I became the substrate.

Third, I confess I love reading how many different subjects we can go through in these confessions in a short time. Went from body building to gender issues to dogs tripping in a few hours.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: alaskappalachian]
    #27187378 - 02/05/21 03:58 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Don't feel like getting firewood?  Too bad.  Don't feel like bucketing home water?  Too bad.  Just spent 2 hours postholing through a foot of ice in a frozen bog carrying whole spruce trees in boots held together by duct tape and have to handwash laundry all evening/night.  Definitely not for everyone lol.  Mush cult is sort of more satisfying at the end of the day when you have to suffer for it though.  You learn a LOT about how environment affects your grows. :awesomenod:



Wow! An actual chop wood, carry water person. Don't know how many times I've heard that, but it was only a zen phrase.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Inthepit]
    #27187604 - 02/05/21 08:12 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe the neighbor threw her a 100mg pot cookie or something if you don’t have that stuff around.


One of my dogs also always tries to steal shrooms when I harvest and has acted a lot like you said when she got a big one. If I catch her and she drops it after like a bite she normally just gets super goofy and rolls around making noises wanting to play but twice she got a huge dose and was acting scared and wouldn’t come to me and ended up hiding under her blanket shaking and yowling for a few hours.

Thought for sure that was gonna be the end of her mushroom stealing but she went right back at it.


It’s weird she’ll sit under me while I harvest waiting for scraps to drop like it’s food but I’m not even eating them.


Anyway glad the dogs ok, there’s a lot of random food and plants that can mess dogs up too so who knows.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: A.k.a]
    #27187969 - 02/05/21 12:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess, I love tiptoeing up to the pc as to not disturb it


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Eugene Gesuale] * 2
    #27187977 - 02/05/21 12:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess: the smell of hot coir is intoxicating.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 1
    #27187997 - 02/05/21 12:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess I got a lot to do today but doesn’t look like I’m going to get a damn thing done


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: D3_Myc]
    #27188109 - 02/05/21 02:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess thats been my whole week D3... shit, most of January was a bust for me... idk if its just the weather or all the crazy OT ive been working or what but im just fucking drained... hoping after this ridiculous cold moves along ill get that spring back in my step... im trying to get to the next level of cult shit...

Edit; fucking autocorrect...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: roarkell]
    #27188196 - 02/05/21 03:18 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Lifer right here. :freewilly:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Nichrome]
    #27188268 - 02/05/21 04:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess I am still feeling like shit and haven't gotten any of my LAgm done in the last few days. I miss the simpler times when you could just do  mushroom work and not have to be present for the rest of the shit in life.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #27188361 - 02/05/21 04:57 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Ya really, like being a kid...I just poured two bottles of wine down the sink to get the wife to stop tonight.
Plus the sweet vermouth she found. Next step is zero alcohol in the house.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Inthepit]
    #27188487 - 02/05/21 06:04 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Hey Psilo when is the next True Confessions "contest"?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Nichrome]
    #27188870 - 02/05/21 10:16 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess that I hate not being able to keep as sterile as it should be, and the so long wait game,
but I like when despite of all this, if I keep trying I get some quite nice results and get all from nothing (few spores -> living culture)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: wxorx]
    #27188911 - 02/05/21 10:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

That coast to coast episode was mad!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: makalis]
    #27188992 - 02/06/21 12:25 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

speakin of coast i confess i miss art bell


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #27189341 - 02/06/21 09:01 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess that I just lost the game.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Doctor Mario]
    #27189552 - 02/06/21 11:22 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

You fuck


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Wall.E]
    #27189626 - 02/06/21 12:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Reset button...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Nichrome] * 3
    #27189832 - 02/06/21 02:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I confess my dad just came to visit and I got him to take home a bag of shrooms. He’s never tried psychedelics and only recently started eating pot gummies maybe two years ago.

I gave him a bunch of whole natalensis and a handful of about 80/20 natal-tamp mix capsules I made cuz I figure he’ll be way more likely to try them if it’s just popping a few caps and not munching down nasty mushroom.


And now I wait...:crazy2:


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