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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24318509 - 05/14/17 09:36 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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I must confess:


Potency test




How was it?
(BTW... some folks do 1 gram for a potency test - LOL )


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24318549 - 05/14/17 10:02 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

It worked... Hahaahah...  Finally ended up getting a couple hours of sleep...  Watched Inner Worlds Outer Worlds...  It was good


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24318565 - 05/14/17 10:10 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

are those PE?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24318567 - 05/14/17 10:11 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Some first flush almost dicks


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24318587 - 05/14/17 10:24 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

When buying food I constantly look for products in big jars so I can use the jars for grain, and often buy them even If i dont like to eat all these pickles, sour cherries, sausages and beans in a glass ^^
also, its really cool to now the names of say cobweb or trichoderma, so if I see a moldy tomato, which happens a bit too often for me too like it, I know its probably from the trichoderma being in symbiosis with the tomato plant and yeah its real interesting - its also fascinating thatwhite mold lloks so different from mycelium, I constantly keep telling people that no, this is not "white" mold that they're seeing but more like grey or unsporulated trichoderma
Oh I also care a lot less about washing my hands and otherwise being clean when cookingat least when frying or grilling, this especially applies outdoors like turning a steak with a stick or something, I suppose the heat kill of any contaminants :P


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: polaritymind]
    #24318691 - 05/14/17 11:28 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I confess: Treasure coast are awesome to have sex on. 5 plus grams or not. Your souls blend together. Tc should be called treasure sex coast.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: eatyualive]
    #24318694 - 05/14/17 11:30 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

last time i blended souls with the wife i cried for a few hours because i felt fat, but the sex was legit.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: eatyualive]
    #24318937 - 05/14/17 01:52 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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I confess: Treasure coast are awesome to have sex on. 5 plus grams or not. Your souls blend together. Tc should be called treasure sex coast.



I have just pulled my tc out of the mini fridge and seen some of the spores germinated in a 1 year old syringe i have yet to grow tc they never germinated or i got too busy with other projects  ...


confession had to resort back to spores due to my clones seem to have slowed down alot not sure if its due to the cold at night but in thr day is 70 ....


All my clones were super aggresive now its taking linger then a week i a half for a full plate except my ksss they are still pretty fast


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologi [Re: mushboy]
    #24318976 - 05/14/17 02:25 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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last time i blended souls with the wife i cried for a few hours because i felt fat, but the sex was legit.




Some times that post big cry feels Ssoooo peaceful.
Like the smoothed out beach sand after a big ass hurricane has passed.
Glad you got that out Mushboy.

Eatyoualive... that is twice in as many days you've inspired me to try a strain based on your mini trip report!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24319378 - 05/14/17 05:51 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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I confess: Treasure coast are awesome to have sex on. 5 plus grams or not. Your souls blend together. Tc should be called treasure sex coast.




I wanna have sex on the beach, come on move your body, sex on the beach....


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last time i blended souls with the wife i cried for a few hours because i felt fat, but the sex was legit.




:rofl2:

if you were being serious, not laughing at you, I just thought it was a joke...

I don't know about treasure coast, but those Peru's... Touch me on those and I'll be humping you within 5 minutes...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24319438 - 05/14/17 06:27 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I've tired the sex on different doses it's horrible every time. Fucking the life out of a women is horrible when her face melts off or your throating up on her.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kingdeviluke]
    #24319539 - 05/14/17 06:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:
that reminds me of the fist time i drank mushroom tea. we went picking in a field in texas in broad daylight. there were about 15 of us and we put pink floyd the wall on. after i started tripping, i went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror.

what is rule number #1 when tripping?

1) Don't look in the mirror

...:facepalm: no one told me that rule...or maybe i didn't listen.

my face melted off. and it was a crazy ass day after that. really good times. my friend that threw that party died. but i will always remember him for the best mushroom parties we had.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24319548 - 05/14/17 06:57 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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last time i blended souls with the wife i cried for a few hours because i felt fat, but the sex was legit.



fat is all relative, depending on who your standing next to. too fat? stand next to someone fatter...jk my guts getting big, too much beer. despite running, swimming, martial arts, i just love beer. what can you say? once you get to a certain age, it don't roll off like it used to..better to be fat and happy than skinny and sad.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: eatyualive]
    #24319758 - 05/14/17 08:21 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Man I love looking in the mirror when tripping. It is almost like looking into my own soul sometimes. I will be standing there, looking at myself, asking who are you(as a person) what are you doing, and where are you going in life. Then sometimes I just sit there laughing at my crazy eyes.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24320162 - 05/15/17 12:35 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I do have to say I spend a decent amount of time in the plastic container section at most department stores I go to.  I've come to notice that most of the stores sell the same popular sizes of Sterilite containers, though each stores version is a slightly different shape or color....

.....these are not the totes you are looking for...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Spicy2na]
    #24320388 - 05/15/17 04:12 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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.....these are not the totes you are looking for...




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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mistamonsta] * 2
    #24320868 - 05/15/17 10:05 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

This is how I got into mycology.

So this happened 4 years ago. My roommate and I really wanted to try mushrooms but they were hard to get in my area, so after a little bit of researching we decided to grow. The problem was that at the time almost no website shipped to our state and the one that did looked sketch and only accepted BitCoins. We kinda gave up since there were no growers that we knew off and if we got shroomies they were always dry. Months later, one day randomly, out of nowhere, not even talking about it I decided to type "spores" on craigslist. Nothing local came up, only one post "nearby" (90miles away). It was a list of things that OP was looking for, and he was willing to buy from us or trade,  list of xb360 and PS3 games, cat food xD (for real), some other things that I cant remember, and at the very end it said "spores".
It intrigued me, roommate told me no to bother him because the post said clearly that he was looking for that stuff too, so chances are he had none.

I called him regardless, he sounded nice, it sounded like a 25-30yo, when we mentioned the spores he kinda kept quiet, thinking that we were cops or something. It was hard to convince him but we explained the situation, he then started to ask us questions about how we were planning to grow them (I think he was testing us to see if were actually planning to grow) anyways, he said that he would meet at his local Wal-fart, on the parking lot, he could do it THAT DAY. 

So we packed our things (1/8 of jack herrer) and off we go to a road-trip.
Got there and called him, described our car, he said that he was on a red car and would park close to us. We were so exited, while we waited, we were observing every single red car and making faces to the drivers like. :wink:
Everyone was a suspect haha and we just looked like weirdos, I stared deeply at this dude in a red car and he stared back at me, I thought it was him so I smiled and he left right away, we thought we fucked up xD

This wine color car parks in front of us, a lady in her 30-40s is driving with what appears to be his teenage son in the back, we ignored them, keep looking around for our drug dealer.

I joked around, "what if its him, that boy" we both chuckled.

The kid comes out of the car, and then pulls out a big launch box and starts walking towards us. We looked at each other like :eek::eek:
Knocks at our window and ask for our names. It was him! A 15 year old (He had a very deep voice) was being driven by her mom to do a drug trade! Got in the car, opened his lunch box, he had multiple LC's, a couple petri dishes, dry mushrooms and fresh mushrooms, and his spore prints were in a yu-gi-oh binder. (Great Idea btw)
It was surreal for us! haha very respectful, nice, quiet kid, he gave us 2 prints for 20dlls (Cambodian and Equador) as well as some dry mushrooms to try it out.

His spores were so good! all of our cakes came potent AF!
We grew those for a year, but then we stopped, I stored the remaining spores in my  freezer, I thought I fucked up because you're not supposed to do that, I call them mystery spores because I cant remember what are they (I didnt mark them at the time) Recently, I made LC's of those old spores and they worked perfectly, didnt got contaminated (I bought spores and some of those LC's got contaminated BUT NO THIS ONE :laugh:)  I am going to use them on my next bulk grow. :smile:


Moral of the story. WE ARE EVERYWHERE, IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED PLACES!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: chaosshadow]
    #24320978 - 05/15/17 11:05 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

that kid sounds like a baller


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: LizardWizard]
    #24321067 - 05/15/17 11:56 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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mushboy said:
last time i blended souls with the wife i cried for a few hours because i felt fat, but the sex was legit.




:rofl2:

if you were being serious, not laughing at you, I just thought it was a joke...





:calledajoke:

the advice is sound from everyone but yah i was joking. but the sex was really good.

i look in the mirror all the time when tripping. i have a mirrored cabinet.
i can put my head inside the 'swing' space of the doors and i get the infinity effect.

fucking trippy mang.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24321076 - 05/15/17 11:59 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I had two 66qrts that were ready to harvest this morning but I had to go to work. I know it's gonna be a black and purple sporesplosion when I get home. For once I'm not excited to see my tubs. :facepalm:


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