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OfflineEugene Gesuale
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 1
    #27081761 - 12/10/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I have a confession to make, I am thinking about leaving my wife for mush cult. I know it’s wrong, but I really miss it


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27081810 - 12/10/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Why not do both. Talk it out


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sankhara]
    #27081888 - 12/10/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Fear of authorities
And I was obsessed with cult more than her for a while which really grinds her gears


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27081925 - 12/10/20 10:34 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

her fear or yours?
even with edibles she still wouldnt budge?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27082127 - 12/10/20 12:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Adrenochrome said:
My brother-in-law and his gf are dog people. They treat these two mutts like children, and while I understand they have personalities and are very enjoyable creatures, they do not have the capacity to experience life the way people do. Even on the most simplistic level, I think about a baby human vs a dog. You can tak all polite to both but actually be saying the most mean hateful words like I fuckin hate you piece of shit trash scumbag loser, but all nice like, and the dog won’t know your saying anything hurtful. But I guarantee that even if the baby human doesn’t know what your saying now, it is effecting him immediately. Our words are powerful. Even if it was in a foreign language with a nice tone, there is something to be said about the way words operate in the airwaves and little has to do with the way they are received.


thats nice, but I can't get away with that with my dogs, they understand my words before my tone.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids] * 1
    #27082176 - 12/10/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

It's not about my dog filling the role of a child. It's about me not forcing a human to grow up in poverty. Me and my dog aren't going hungry but I know the expenses that come with a child and my comfortable life style would become very uncomfortable very quickly. Worse case scenario, dog and I are happy camping for months at a time. That's not doable with a child and to me it seems selfish to force a being into a life where they are a burden simply by existing just to fulfill a biological drive to have them.  I love the idea of passing on countless buts of wisdom, but not at that cost.

With that being said, my cattle dog is the best dog ever and is smarter than your honor student :smile:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: GypsyBastard]
    #27082178 - 12/10/20 01:05 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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I love the idea of passing on countless buts of wisdom, but not at that cost.





Colonizing the minds of others with the stem butts of your own wisdom, classic.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
    #27082211 - 12/10/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Having a kid is just like tripping. No matter what you say, it's ineffable.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Wall.E]
    #27082212 - 12/10/20 01:32 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I've trained my children to recognize hand signals, run obstacle courses and sniff out cocaine, they're way smarter than your average dog.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
    #27082232 - 12/10/20 01:41 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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p9hu7 said:
I've trained my children to recognize hand signals, run obstacle courses and sniff out cocaine, they're way smarter than your average dog.




:lmao:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: GypsyBastard]
    #27082495 - 12/10/20 03:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Whoever tells you they were prepared to have kids when they did is downright lying to you. No amount of financial security or parenting for dumbies books will ever ensure that you will be a good parent. And especially to those who have had abortions, I conclude with this sentiment. Although you ended the child’s life to prevent their inevitably poor quality of life, you also rob them of the joys of life that you and them would have inevitably experienced had you not murdered an innocent child.
I hope this is a safe place to speak.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27082547 - 12/10/20 04:16 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Adrenochrome said:
I hope this is a safe place to speak.



As for all of which I can speak, agreement or disagreement, you're among friends here. :smile:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Camera93]
    #27082593 - 12/10/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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her fear or yours?
even with edibles she still wouldnt budge?



Her fear


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27082652 - 12/10/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe a second house for your mushy mistress? If your wife doesn't know then she won't fear for the authorities and worst case she discovers the affair and you can at least say it wasn't another lover.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Failboat]
    #27082688 - 12/10/20 05:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I confess I was moving a syringe earlier and the cap slid off the needle so I quickly squirted across the room, giggity  :awehorny: grabbed my mini bic and flamed it, hopefully avoided future disaster


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #27082698 - 12/10/20 05:25 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

haha!  should be fine.

One time I was shaking a syringe to noc plates in a SAB. foolishly I was holding it by the end of the plunger. the plunger the front of the syringe flew off the plunger along with much of its contents.  I grabbed the plunger, wiped it down and nocced the plates.  all clean growth:grin:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: TedsDead]
    #27082703 - 12/10/20 05:26 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Lmao id be so mad at myself


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #27084947 - 12/12/20 01:50 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I confess, I'm pouring plates for no reason. I already have 2 full sleeves and am just waiting for my transfers to grow out.

Anyone else do prep work when there isn't much going on?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sockadin]
    #27084967 - 12/12/20 02:28 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Since I’ve not had enough plates at times bc of miscalculation...yeah I try to stay ahead. Especially on cleaning my dishes. But I have left empty dirty jars on a kitchen counter for 2 weeks once : o. Also I feel like when I need my PC for one thing, I find I already needed my PC for another thing. I also feel like if I don’t do at least a little bit everyday I’m getting behind, mostly...bc it’s true!!! Wife and I watch a flick and the next day somehow I’m up to my ears in grain, agar, dehydrators, and mushroom spores/dirt in my eyes bc I’m going so fast I just scratch them bc they’re itchy in a frantic jerk of adrenaline fueled thoughtlessness that leaves my peepers in pain and I then let out a guttural growel that sends my dog running. Yeah it’s happened more than once, so yeah...I’m a nerd I stay ahead. I was always an A student in college and lower levels, i realized a bit ago why that was. Bc I was prepared before class. Since that epiphany, I’ve stayed up. Obviously literally also 4:27 am, maybe I shouldve taken some mushies today! ;  ) they are great for sleep!!!111


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Egohst]
    #27085383 - 12/12/20 09:54 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I confess Fedex is making me go crazy. They have had my flowhood "out for delivery" like 6 times in two weeks. Called countless times. Even tried to go up there and pick it up. No avail. Haven't seen it yet.

GIVE ME MY fuCkIng FloWhOOd


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