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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Funky Monkey]
    #26932129 - 09/12/20 04:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck them too. Goddamn untaxed political donations and shit


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26932208 - 09/12/20 05:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26932228 - 09/12/20 05:30 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, I'm sorry tryp, I meant to say church in the hood slang way 😂😂😂

Like: "you speak the truth. Amen brother" "that's some real shit" and what not.

Church.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Funky Monkey]
    #26932241 - 09/12/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

oh i knew what u meant


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932257 - 09/12/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This whole ordeal is just comical. How confused are the youth? Watched some discussion about gender classifications and i would need to go back to the university for 4 years to understand the complexity. And i confess, im so confused.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620] * 1
    #26932260 - 09/12/20 05:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

jackassery is jackassery i dont fucking care what colour you are. playing in traffic and preventing hard working ppl from getting home or anyone going to work or anywhere else for that matter is a jackass thing to do. so ppl who wanna be judged on the content of their character shouldnt be engaging in jackassery behavior like that its ignorant as fuck. protest all u fucking want but not in god damn traffic just cuz u wanna loot the weed dispensary down the block when the sun goes down. happend 3 times here


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932372 - 09/12/20 07:08 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

The people looting arent protesters, they are opportunists.

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preventing hard working ppl from getting home or anyone going to work or anywhere else for that matter is a jackass thing to do.




That's the job discription of every traffic cop I've ever encountered.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids] * 1
    #26932458 - 09/12/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

now your just splitting hairs

u cant just take one part of a statement and apply it to something completely different that isnt even being talked about. most ppl who get pulled over get pulled over cuz of something they did. now i said most hell ive been pulled over and stopped for no fucking reason and fucked with and held while i made them get a warrant that they couldnt get. and i say fuck those cocksuckers too. but that shits not what im talking about. im talking about idiots blocking traffic period. i dont care wtf someone thinks the reason is to do that its bullshit and i say if they get ran the fuck over thats their own god damn fault. i got no sympathy for them just like i got no sympathy for someone who gets killed for breaking into someones house. if u play stupid games you win stupid prizes.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932468 - 09/12/20 08:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I confess I'm finally through a trip that had the most intense come up I've ever experienced. It honestly felt like I was about to blast off like on the 2nd or 3rd hit of DMT. And it hit out of fucking nowhere. I went from completely sober to on my ass with visuals overload in 15-20 minutes. No shit. Man I love taking it as tea lol.

It was a great trip once I hit the peak. Hiked in the dark for an hour accidentally lol. But fuck that come up had me questioning shit for a little bit.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Gan]
    #26932480 - 09/12/20 09:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

what did u take???

sometimes the pan come up is like that at the 1.5-2.0 gram dose its like ul take them get situated take a fat rip off the ol hash oil pen then before u even know it fuckin bam just like flipping a switch all of a sudden ur just fuckn gone lol sometjmes i actually wish it was just a hair more of an incline to kinda prepare u for that drop cuz sometimes u just have no fucking idea whats coming and it can really fuck with you at first


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932493 - 09/12/20 09:08 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

5.5 grams of regular cubes. It was a weaker batch (or so I thought) and I thought I'd have some tolerance still from tripping twice last weekend.

I was fucking wrong on both of those things lol. I've never had a trip come on that hard and that fast. Like I said, I was probably 90% of the way to the peak in terms of visuals in 15 minutes after first feeling anything. And during the whole time I had the loudest buzz in my ears, a weird tension I could feel building, and shit getting squirrelier by the minute. Thought I was about to blast off lol.

I even said out loud to my dog "holy fuck these are stronger than I thought. Here we goooooo" :rofl: she's a trooper. Got me through many a bad come up.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Gan]
    #26932503 - 09/12/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

lol i swear dogs know when ur trippin


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932509 - 09/12/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Too true man!

This might be weird as fuck, but does anyone else's dog get horny when you're coming up? Mine always tries humping me when I'm coming up :rofl: like she gets determined as fuck for maybe 3 minutes lmao.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Gan]
    #26932511 - 09/12/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I confess
i miss my little trip partner.

Tanker in my sig once snapped me out of a really strong salvia trip.

Maybe ill write a trip report. Or maybe i already did :lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26932515 - 09/12/20 09:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26932517 - 09/12/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

its like they just know tho its fuckin wierd they wven look at u like who the fuck is this guy at times lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932532 - 09/12/20 09:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

famn tryp thats pretty fucked up for sure lol heres a funny mushroom story i shared here a while back

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/26453238#26453238


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932537 - 09/12/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Hate to hear your trip partner until the end isn't here anymore tryp. Dogs are my soft spot and they really are our best friends. 

RIP Tanker (was his/her name Tanker or you calling them a tanker). See you at the rainbow road.

And yeah jcm mine is always looking at me all kinds of weird ways. Probably wondering why I keep doing this to myself and then wanting to cuddle with her a few hours later :lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: jcm4620]
    #26932556 - 09/12/20 09:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Lmao i was laughing out loud before you even got high.

Thanks gan :hug:
Truly means a lot.

His name was tanker and he helped me through my dad passing and for that I am eternally greatful.

He was taken from this world too soon by something that decided he wasnt welcome.

Im guessing dog.

A coyote wouldn't leave him and an owl would atleast get the eyes or tongue, right?

Sorry to bring the mood down. Every time i see him in my sig i smile because im so greatful for the time we had, even though it was cut far too short.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26932592 - 09/12/20 09:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Ah fuck man. That's rough. I hate that for you.

Back home we had a lot of coyote problems. Made going camping with dogs a pain in the ass. Also would have to keep a loaded shotgun by the door cause bears would sometimes come in the yard at night looking for trash. Kept it there in case one got on the dogs. Thank god we never had to use it.

But yeah that is strange cause any time a coyote would kill dogs back home they would take the dog with them I assume. All you'd find was the blood and fur. But I'm sure they also could leave them sometimes.

It's called confessions for a reason brother. They're not always happy

*in my best crazy southern preacher voice* CONFESS SON!!!:rofl:

Also, jcm I just saw your edit on the first post about Pans come ups being crazy. That makes me both excited and nervous about when I finally get to do them. I cant wait though. Soon as I get my hands on a print I wanna try to cult some. Even if it's just a 2g dose worth. Just wanna try them


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