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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 7
    #23949329 - 12/22/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

When I walk outside and smell mushrooms after a storm, I hunt them down like a dog.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Bunji Fungi] * 4
    #23949382 - 12/22/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Does anyone else have fantasies about the potential that lies within the spaghetti sauce aisle?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: rck7] * 10
    #23949601 - 12/22/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Spending a shit ton of time looking at damn plastic bins for monotubs lol  :jolly:




My local Wal-Mart takes out all the guesswork...



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MushiesInValhalla] * 1
    #23952464 - 12/23/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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MushiesInValhalla said:
Every time I inoculate I listen to Ted Nugent- Stranglehold, on repeat.. Not sure why. Guess it just seems like a pretty good song to inject spores to.




If it makes you feel any better, I listen to Gloria Estefan when I do mushroom things and I'm confident enough in my homosexuality to admit it.
:gaycrankey:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: wildernessjunkie] * 1
    #23953230 - 12/24/16 02:01 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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wildernessjunkie said:
I wouldn't do that on a public forum. I was just acknowledging the same sentiment.




I would. :derfase:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 1
    #23956809 - 12/25/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I shower with hibiclens before I do work in my SAB.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 2
    #23980066 - 01/03/17 09:28 PM (7 years, 25 days ago)

Once, at the store, a lady bought the last two packages of wide mouth quart jars.  I asked her what she was going to do with them.  She told me she was going to make salad in them and take them to work.  Just as she was going into this whole Pinterest thing that she saw, my temper shot through the roof.  I wanted to make her cry and tell her that her salad idea was stupid and she was stupid for making salad in a jar.  I wanted to pull her hair a little too.  I gave her the hand and walked away while she blabbered on and on about fucking salad.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 4
    #23981980 - 01/04/17 05:04 PM (7 years, 24 days ago)

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Now taking your most embarrassing Noob Fails at this confessional.





I've admitted this in private journals, but never in public, so please be kind...

I really struggled with my first grow and made an outdoor patch.  Being in Florida, I used Treasure Coast because it's from Florida.  I crumbled about 3 or 4 cakes into a bed of coir outside and watered it every single day.  After a week, I saw nothing, so I panicked.  I cooked a pot of chicken soup and poured it over the patch.  Carrots, noodles, and everything.  My reasoning was that it would be what I would eat if I were sick.  I then lost my mind and stabbed the patch wildly with a hand shovel, sowing in the soup.

Two weeks after that, it rained and I could smell mushrooms outside.  Sure enough, they were coming through.  In retrospect, I was lucky to get this.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Kenetic]
    #23982381 - 01/04/17 07:49 PM (7 years, 24 days ago)

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kenetic said:
maybe you should add some mushrooms to your soup




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That's cannibalism!!!!

Really, though...looking back over this past year especially...it's really been rewarding to see the little fuckers grow.  I've been working with this F+ a lot and I'm really starting to see good results.  It warms my frozen lesbian heart to look back through the gallery and go through each grow.
:awepreciation:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23986642 - 01/06/17 02:16 PM (7 years, 22 days ago)

I bet he bought that bag that Roger Rabbit had in the "Let's Grow Mushrooms" video. :lol:

Seriously, that guy had a huge bag of perlite in that video.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Pastywhyte] * 2
    #26748620 - 06/16/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

So, at the beginning of this pandemic...maybe a little before...I not only told my Dad was I growing mushrooms...I also showed him.  All of the tubs, the harvests, the jars, the prints, the syringes....everything.

He is surprisingly supportive and asks a whole lot of questions.  Mostly, "How you do this?" in a thick, Slavic accent.  He even offered to buy me a new All American 921 PC, but I don't think I can put that on a ceramic glass top stove.

He is 70, but thankfully, open minded.  To him, it's good, honest work.  He knows what the shrooms are for, but in his eyes, I'm just the farmer and farming is God's work.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #27278495 - 04/22/21 07:26 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I must confess....when I joined this site 9 years ago, I had dried out PF cakes and stupid ideas of growing shrooms on coffee grounds.

Now, I’m the proud owner of a 2’x4’ flow hood.

What a wild ride it’s been.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #27292155 - 05/03/21 02:11 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I confess....when I see jars that have that sexy ass rhizo silky string spreading out growth, I kiss the jar and tell it it's beautiful.


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