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I'm about to get a bank account
    #23949070 - 12/22/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

A savings account. I need a debit card man. Any tips/advice? Or do I just walk in there like a badass with $125, slam it on the table, and tell him to suck my dick and open me up an account?


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 4
    #23949074 - 12/22/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Look for banks that have no monthly or yearly fees for checking/savings accounts, and that there is no penalty for having an account with no money in it.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23949075 - 12/22/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Avoid danger.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23949077 - 12/22/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

And here I am in another thread bitching about bank accounts.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: sunshine]
    #23949081 - 12/22/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Avoid danger.



:seriousthankyou:


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: Patlal]
    #23949096 - 12/22/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
In other news...
Here I am in another thread bitching about bank accounts.




:lol:

Thanks for the advice Patrick :hatsoff:


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BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23949099 - 12/22/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

- highest interest rate possible
- low or no withdrawal fees / transaction costs
- no annual fees


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23949102 - 12/22/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Go to a credit union not a bank


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: twighead]
    #23949105 - 12/22/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What's a credit Union?


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BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23949138 - 12/22/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
What's a credit Union?




It's like a bank except it's run by the mob, like a union


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23949167 - 12/22/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Are you trying to have it anonymous or with govt id, all, sars, CTRs, etc.?

You can open them online with no teller involved.  They mail you a card.  The interest rate is good.  If you add no fee checking, you can deposit checks with your smartphone.  I have tried a few of these.  They are great.

Nerdwallet lists ally, Barclays, capital one, and discover.  I don't remember which one bought ing.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: twighead]
    #23949214 - 12/22/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Go to a credit union not a bank




I was going to say this :lol:

I have used Oregon community credit union all my life and been happy.

I had a debit card for awhile but after reporting a few small mystery withdrawals they refunded me and canceled the card. I just applied for a credit card onlime though and will go in for a debit if that doesn't work.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: hostileuniverse] * 1
    #23949260 - 12/22/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm OCCU as well :awesome:

Quote:

hostileuniverse said:
Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
What's a credit Union?




It's like a bank except it's run by the mob, like a union



It's like a bank, except you make money from its business because you're an owner - and they pay an interest rate that doesn't mean you're losing money constantly.

Right now the interest rate at OCCU is around 2%

Right now the interest rate at bank of america is ~.01% :rofl:


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: twighead]
    #23949357 - 12/22/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:thumbup:

I have been with OCCU for years and they have never done me wrong :tongue2:

My only complaint is they limit the amount of online transactions you can do each month, it is a lot still but I have maxed out before and overdrawn my account :shakefist:

That is really my fault though and you can always walk into a bank and have them do the transfer for you if you really need to.

I remember being a kid and going to withdraw money from my account which my grandma opened with me and they would have cookies and coffee sitting out :awesomenod:

Use to go snag choco cookies from them all the time :lol:


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23949435 - 12/22/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Look for banks that have no monthly or yearly fees for checking/savings accounts, and that there is no penalty for having an account with no money in it.






this.


those fees will getcha.


That being said, wouldn't you want to have a checking account too so that you can take and deposit withdrawals/deposits from there and then have like 10% or so automatically routed to your savings? :shrug:


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23949459 - 12/22/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck finding a major bank that doesnt have
a monthly fee,maybe if u have cc with them


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: 5150]
    #23949461 - 12/22/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

PNC doesn't.


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23949490 - 12/22/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I have Wells Fargo and IDK why everybody hates them.
They have some of the best customer service I have ever experienced.
Whenever I have any issues I'm just like, "Yo I have a PMA."
And they like, "Ermagawd do you need a back rub?"


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #23949498 - 12/22/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Uhhhh.....aside from the fact that they knowingly and intentionally victimized thousands of their customers by using their names to create fraudulent accounts wherein fraudulent transactions took place??


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Re: I'm about to get a bank account [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23949503 - 12/22/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ya out here in michigan there are banks everywhere. Chase, pnc, bank of america, Comerica, Huntington; pretty much all you need is atleast 50 dollars to open an account at any of these. I have never heard of monthly fees and all the bullshit, sure if you overdraw there is usually a fee, but besides that? I make money because intrest, its not alot but its something.

To kushzombie, just look around at some mainstream banks, see what they have to offer, credit unions you get more intrest on your money which is kool.

Credit union is basically everyones money the have deposited. Versus a bank where it works much diffently. I could be wrong but its along those lines.


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