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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: Patlal]
#23946406 - 12/21/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i believe both once existed at one time, but are now both dead. May Santa rest in peace. And may Satan rest in pieces.
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sunshine
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God must be Santa though.
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: sunshine]
#23946439 - 12/21/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thats like saying does evil exist?, do thiefs, murderers, and liars, exist?..
And the answer to that question is yes, yes they do..
Is their sum kind of malevolent entity behind it all?, yea probably..
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1234go
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: zZZz]
#23946446 - 12/21/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, you tell him.
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specialpeopleclub


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Satan is defenately real, also the bible
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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you're ridiculous^
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Konyap

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i came to the conclusion christianity and the old testament are based off of shrooms in many of the stories especially the garden of eden and santa claus(satan)
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akira_akuma
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: Konyap]
#23947170 - 12/21/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Garden of Eden is based off of Sumerian lore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_the_gods_(Sumerian_paradise)
which might be based on shrooms.
only that the Bible inverted it's meaning completely: instead of staying in the garden, the people are told by Enki that they are enslaved by the Annunaki, and that they are deceived to stay in the garden to mine gold, instead of being free to go out and find/grow their own gardens, and not be gold slaves.
funny.
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sunshine
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I believe that Santa is God and has plenty of toys.
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: sunshine]
#23947379 - 12/21/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Without a doubt
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Eminence



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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: sunshine]
#23947384 - 12/21/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So Satan is Krampus?
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: sunshine]
#23947390 - 12/21/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not really, like any other religion I can't say for sure that it's not true, but morality is clearly too subjective for me to think there's some kind of force that influences us to act one way or the other when there's no definitive direction towards what we should be or how we should act, even if some things claim to have those answers.
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akira_akuma
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all life is contained therein Satan, it has but one process:
it resolves that in itself a hole separates the elements of existence into a vortex.
a ring divides the elements above a vortex, which is a hole, or well, (of gravity).
this vortex recedes as the elements become gaseous, and vapourize, and then reform again.
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Quote:
akira_akuma said: the Bible is a bunch of different things compiled. it does not all add up.
only foolish people think it all does.
Satan is a personification of man.
man is a good thing, and God eats man's nature for breakfast.
Satan and Jesus are both personified in man. Satan personifies the absolute worst and Jesus, the ideal best. Going to the side of Satan will either quickly throw you to the bottom of the dominance hierarchy. Prison, death, torture, loneliness, alienation, and all associated Hellish emotions.
Jesus represents the opposite, loving, loved, justice, mercy, and the rest.
God is nature. God is chaos. God is the unknown that commands our respect and adherance.
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akira_akuma
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yeaaag....but then again, that was all ripped off from pagan mythlore anyway, so....
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Konyap

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they used to crucify people for not sacrificing animals
sacrificing animals is an old testament thing a la satan
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PatrickKn


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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: Konyap]
#23949905 - 12/22/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: they used to crucify people for not sacrificing animals
sacrificing animals is an old testament thing a la satan
Good thing Jesus saved the animals and turned everyone into vegetarians.
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tdubz



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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23949989 - 12/22/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I believe Jesus and Satan are now in the hearts of man (as in eternal)...I also believe in aliens though so I'm not quite sure how that fits into my religious beliefs other than that God is an alien and worked through Jesus in order to document proof to man (the bible).
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Do you believe in Satan? [Re: tdubz]
#23950046 - 12/22/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think Satan is a thing so much as many things.
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Lucis
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Quote:
Visionary Tools said: You might be a satanist and not even know it.
I have not watched that video, but I will say that I believe the majority of people on this planet are Satanists (humanist), they just don't realize that, they run and hide from their animalistic actions, afraid that if anyone saw them acting a certain way, it would surely mean their doom, of they feel guilty for feeling the way they sometimes feel, and imprison their mind in a state of shame for normal thoughts and behaviors.
I think for many people you have a choice in life, a choice between serving light or dark, you don't have to choose either side, but not choosing a side could not work well for you, because it essentially sets you to drift alone in a sea of humanity without a beacon to guide yourself, it's possible to navigate such tempestuous waters without the guidance of light or dark, but this require balance, and it can be hard to learn how to balance light and dark, and use both to help you without getting swallowed up by either side, the crappy thing is once you choose a side to help you through life, you tend to become influenced by that side so much so you often lose your individuality, and just become a normal pleb.
I have learned a great deal from left hand paths, just as much as I have learned from right hand paths, if Satan is real, if Jesus is real, if any gods are real, I would tell them thank you all for imparting their wisdom on my feeble human mind.
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