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keyser_soze
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TheScientificMethod said: 2) They can't tell your employeer. It's the policy to air in the favor of the client, and not the employeer.
i would read the fine print.
after all, his employer is the client in this situation.
if anything he would have to retake the test.
By "client" I meant the "person being tested." Poor choice of words on my part. I suppose that every lab is different, but he has a pretty good knowledge of the industry. They air in the favor of the person whose piss is being tested if there is ever a question. Or at least thats how things worked where he was employed.
i know full well what you meant. that's why i used italics and underlined words.
the lab has no fidicuiary duty to the potential employee. the obligation falls to the employer ordering the test.
what do you think would happen if the lab passed an applicant, only to get into a doozy at work, and during the investigations, came up as a questionable sample being fake, but they just go ahead and err on the side of the applicant instead of actually doing their jobs.
LOL, your friend was cutting corners man.
if they can detect fake urine and do detect it, it will be flagged.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: keyser_soze]
#23968628 - 12/30/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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He passed!!!
He used a friends clean piss and stored it in a plastic container with a built in thermometer and hot hands wrapped around it
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: Lucis]
#23968663 - 12/30/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fennario said:

It was a real team effort.
*My brother in laws clean piss *My xmas gift to my brother was the drug test kit *My mom did some research too prior to the test *You all helped with some great ideas (not counting the fucktards that offered "don't do drugs") *My brother sacrificed about 10lbs of body weight from being so nervous and not eating the last 10 days.
Nice job everyone. We should all be very proud of ourselves...
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In the event you cannot get someone clean to piss for you, this is the next best thing - have used numerous times with lab tests in the past with great success. I would never trust synthetic urine these days personally, the machines are too sophisticated now.. they catch synthetic a LOT and most places use machines now or places that subcontract take them to a lab that does.. dipsticks are rarer and rarer. synthetic isn't safe.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: Shroomism]
#23969937 - 12/31/16 05:16 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Shroomism said: In the event you cannot get someone clean to piss for you, this is the next best thing - have used numerous times with lab tests in the past with great success. I would never trust synthetic urine these days personally, the machines are too sophisticated now.. they catch synthetic a LOT and most places use machines now or places that subcontract take them to a lab that does.. dipsticks are rarer and rarer. synthetic isn't safe.
I have used quickfix twice for 15 panel lab tests for probation. Worked great for me
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: TNK]
#23969999 - 12/31/16 06:13 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: I will also sell you clean urine.
I got almost four months clean.[/q
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: Shroomism]
#23970101 - 12/31/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Shroomism said: In the event you cannot get someone clean to piss for you, this is the next best thing - have used numerous times with lab tests in the past with great success. I would never trust synthetic urine these days personally, the machines are too sophisticated now.. they catch synthetic a LOT and most places use machines now or places that subcontract take them to a lab that does.. dipsticks are rarer and rarer. synthetic isn't safe.
The website says this is synthetic. It may be the best synthetic, but I don't think it's real pee.
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