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DustyBottoms



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How to pass a drug test...
#23944378 - 12/20/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My brother needs to take a drug test in the next week or two. He thinks it's going to be a piss test. He smoked weed as recently as yesterday.
What's his best option? Taking in someone else's urine? He's contemplating to just keep it clean these next few weeks and try some type of flush system at a health store but I don't think his chances are very good going this route.
I wish I still had my whizzinator but I gave it to a "friend" that turned out to be a huge bag of shit and he never returned that or anything else I lent him.
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Easyriding123
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Head shops sell synthetic urine. If it's for a job and he has to go to a lab, they will not watch you pee. Heat up the piss go to the lab.
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They can tell when you use masking devises. Really just time and exercise, but even then when you burn more fat the chances of THC showing up in urine can be increased. It all depends on how much he smokes too.
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DustyBottoms



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Easyriding123 said: Head shops sell synthetic urine. If it's for a job and he has to go to a lab, they will not watch you pee. Heat up the piss go to the lab.
Ive used the synthetic urine too but that was like 15 yrs ago. I was wondering if drug test technology has changed enough where they can now test to see if it's synthetic or not.
He and I are both concerned about the temp, whether it's synthetic or someone else's piss. Suggestions on how to work around this?
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Quit doing drugs you degenerate.
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They give you a temperature strip that changes colors according to the temp. It's just a sticker that you put on the piss bottle. Easy stuff man
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DustyBottoms



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Easyriding123 said: They give you a temperature strip that changes colors according to the temp. It's just a sticker that you put on the piss bottle. Easy stuff man
Who is they? The headshop? I'm not so sure he lives in a town that will have a head shop let alone one with synthetic urine. And what if it's too hot/cold...what are you supposed to do about it once you're in the lab?
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: SonicTitan]
#23944423 - 12/20/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is still a way to pass it legit. The first step is to not take anymore prohibited substances. No one wants to hear it, but it must be said. The best way to pass the test is to flush your system and exercise every day. I drink 2.5 liters per day and run hills for 30 mins. Twice a day. Do not exercise the day before the test and drink an energy drink before the test to dilute the urine and make it look extra yellow like you haven't been flushing. This has worked for me before.
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TheScientificMethod
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Use fake piss.
My current roommate worked in a piss lab for five years. He's told me a lot about it. He told me two things in particular that matter for your brother:
1) The piss lab tech will 100% know that it's fake piss. They can tell just by looking at it. 2) They can't tell your employeer. It's the policy to air in the favor of the client, and not the employeer. If your brother gets fake piss, the tech will know that it's fake, but the only thing that the tech can tell your employeer is that the sample came out clean.
Also worth noting is that he said that it's just the same with flushes/cleanses. He said that he could always tell when someone was using a cleanse just by the look of the piss. But same sort of thing, he can't report that to the employeer. He can only tell them the test result.
Worth noting: My roommate is a huge stoner. He smoked pot even when he was testing peoples' piss for a living. He said that it felt fucked up, but he needed to pay the bills. Now he's a bartender.
Option #2 is just to stop smoking piss, do a cleanse with a lot of teas and stuff and exercise a lot. He's cutting it close though. If I were in his shoes I'd get fake piss or buy piss off of someone who he knows to be clean.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: FishyAl]
#23944432 - 12/20/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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FishyAl said: There is still a way to pass it legit. The first step is to not take anymore prohibited substances. No one wants to hear it, but it must be said. The best way to pass the test is to flush your system and exercise every day. I drink 2.5 liters per day and run hills for 30 mins. Twice a day. Do not exercise the day before the test and drink an energy drink before the test to dilute the urine and make it look extra yellow like you haven't been flushing. This has worked for me before.
If his test was in 2-3 weeks I would likely recommend to this as well. But there's a decent chance he will need to take the test within a week and I don't think this is going to work. He's a pretty heavy weed smoker.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: FishyAl]
#23944433 - 12/20/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Again that will all depend on how much he was smoking up until knowing he had a test coming up. A daily smoker will need weeks to piss clean even a couple months in some cases.
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TheScientificMethod said: Use fake piss.
My current roommate worked in a piss lab for five years. He's told me a lot about it. He told me two things in particular that matter for your brother:
1) The piss lab tech will 100% know that it's fake piss. They can tell just by looking at it. 2) They can't tell your employeer. It's the policy to air in the favor of the client, and not the employeer. If your brother gets fake piss, the tech will know that it's fake, but the only thing that the tech can tell your employeer is that the sample came out clean.
Also worth noting is that he said that it's just the same with flushes/cleanses. He said that he could always tell when someone was using a cleanse just by the look of the piss. But same sort of thing, he can't report that to the employeer. He can only tell them the test result.
Worth noting: My roommate is a huge stoner. He smoked pot even when he was testing peoples' piss for a living. He said that it felt fucked up, but he needed to pay the bills. Now he's a bartender.
Option #2 is just to stop smoking piss, do a cleanse with a lot of teas and stuff and exercise a lot. He's cutting it close though. If I were in his shoes I'd get fake piss or buy piss off of someone who he knows to be clean.
How about the temp or should he not be worried about it? He already has a couple people lined up for their clean piss and and likely get it at a moments notice (for free!!!) on the day of the test. But he's FREAKING out about the temp not being right and is unsure how to regulate it.
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He can tape the bag to the side of his leg before the appointment and it will eventually reach body temp.
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DustyBottoms said:
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TheScientificMethod said: Use fake piss.
My current roommate worked in a piss lab for five years. He's told me a lot about it. He told me two things in particular that matter for your brother:
1) The piss lab tech will 100% know that it's fake piss. They can tell just by looking at it. 2) They can't tell your employeer. It's the policy to air in the favor of the client, and not the employeer. If your brother gets fake piss, the tech will know that it's fake, but the only thing that the tech can tell your employeer is that the sample came out clean.
Also worth noting is that he said that it's just the same with flushes/cleanses. He said that he could always tell when someone was using a cleanse just by the look of the piss. But same sort of thing, he can't report that to the employeer. He can only tell them the test result.
Worth noting: My roommate is a huge stoner. He smoked pot even when he was testing peoples' piss for a living. He said that it felt fucked up, but he needed to pay the bills. Now he's a bartender.
Option #2 is just to stop smoking piss, do a cleanse with a lot of teas and stuff and exercise a lot. He's cutting it close though. If I were in his shoes I'd get fake piss or buy piss off of someone who he knows to be clean.
How about the temp or should he not be worried about it? He already has a couple people lined up for their clean piss and and likely get it at a moments notice (for free!!!) on the day of the test. But he's FREAKING out about the temp not being right and is unsure how to regulate it.
Roommate never mentioned anything about that. He's not home right now, but I'll text him. I would just keep it in a ziplock bag and tape it to his ribs or something. That will warm it to body temperature. I'll text my roommate about that though and get back to you.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23944466 - 12/20/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Quit doing drugs.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: TNK] 1
#23944468 - 12/20/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I will also sell you clean urine.
I got almost four months clean.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: TNK]
#23944479 - 12/20/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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http://www.quickfixurine.com/
Probably the most legit stuff you can use and it should stand up to lab testing as well.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23944487 - 12/20/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Roommate texted me back.
He said that *he* never tested temperature because he was working in the lab, but that they always test the temperature at the time of collection. I asked him if they always test temp and he said yes. I asked what you can do about that if you're using synthetic or someone else's' piss and he said that you can just microwave it "at a gas station" (not sure why he added that part???) and then tape it to your leg for awhile. The microwave will get it up to temperature and keeping it taped to your leg will keep it close to body temperature.
Good luck soldier. May the force be with you.
P.S. I do not give a fuck about Star Wars, did not see the new movie, and literally haven't watched any movies in the last three years. That still felt appropriate to say though.
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Also, the quickfix comes with a heatpad that keeps the urine at the proper temp for 8 hours. Also ph balanced and all that other good shit.
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Re: How to pass a drug test... [Re: TNK]
#23944499 - 12/20/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheNatureKid said:
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Kush_Zombie said: Quit doing drugs.
I dont do drugs, I am drugs.
And we're talking about my brother here, not me. If we were talking about me, this would be the part where I would tell you to go fuck yourself.
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