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desant
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Some good stories here dudes
I would like to hear female shroomery users tell about there sexual adventures
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desant
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: desant]
#23942947 - 12/20/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by desant (01/12/17 02:08 AM)
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: desant] 5
#23942983 - 12/20/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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desant said: Daz, I had a few girls pass out / sleep near me, always ended up fingering them 
You finger girls in their sleep?
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23942996 - 12/20/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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desant said: Daz, I had a few girls pass out / sleep near me, always ended up fingering them 
You finger girls in their sleep?
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Ras Rising]
#23943024 - 12/20/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's an old thread called Tales of Craigslist hookup I believe. Check it out...
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: hTx]
#23943217 - 12/20/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Too many to count
I had 2 girls call me and ask which I would rather fuck, but I turned them down because I technically had a gf even though we were broken up at the time (on and off), I already suspected the gf in question of cheating. Same gf propositioned having a 3 way with her gf, I was upset that we werent mono, didnt know she even had a gf... I was a dumb teenager
Turned down one hot mess repeatedly because I was planning on moving, when I did move it was the start of the worste year of my adult life
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: hTx]
#23943323 - 12/20/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im m gonna stab u in the face
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Ras Rising]
#23943339 - 12/20/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ras Rising said: My lifes title: Failed sexual escapades.

Same!
A lot of regret from my failed sex attempts. A lot of them were for getting to excited and splooging in my pants before the sex part. So embarassinf.
The other main reasom was i was a helpless romantic and i wanted to find true love before having sex. Bad bad idea and i have a lot of regret cause of it....had so many chances 
Wish i could travel back in time to change the past... 
But at least reading your stories makes me feel a lil better....
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I was thinking about this the other day actually, one my first encounters ever, in high school, (i know lame af) but it haunts me still on a terrible level.
I was on a boat in the Bahamas with my friend, his sister, and her friend. Sisters friend (hot af) was seriously trying to get at me, and me being an awkward failure of a human being dodged every attempt she made. I had just turned 18, she was 16, so i kept making up excuses for myself. Oh my god I want to die just typing this out. She tried so fucking hard, and not being subtle either. I just left her in saddness basically.. ooh god NOOOOO!!
I even slept, like sleeping, with her one of the nights, (it was her idea) she was trying to kiss me and I remember I had a boner, and I fucking did not kiss her, and, now I'm ready to kill myself over this memory.
Oh and she unfriended me on FB after that
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Sheekle
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: trees]
#23943691 - 12/20/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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trees said: I was thinking about this the other day actually, one my first encounters ever, in high school, (i know lame af) but it haunts me still on a terrible level.
I was on a boat in the Bahamas with my friend, his sister, and her friend. Sisters friend (hot af) was seriously trying to get at me, and me being an awkward failure of a human being dodged every attempt she made. I had just turned 18, she was 16, so i kept making up excuses for myself. Oh my god I want to die just typing this out. She tried so fucking hard, and not being subtle either. I just left her in saddness basically.. ooh god NOOOOO!!
I even slept, like sleeping, with her one of the nights, (it was her idea) she was trying to kiss me and I remember I had a boner, and I fucking did not kiss her, and, now I'm ready to kill myself over this memory.
Oh and she unfriended me on FB after that
Good idea Trees, just regret your past really hard instead of creating a brighter future. You'll get far in life doing that
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Sheekle]
#23943746 - 12/20/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Man so many missed opportunities for me. Til the age of 15 i was a chunky homely little bastard. Then the end of sophmore year i lost a bunch of weight, my adult features developed and i started working out hard every day. I got really buff and people noticed in a big way, i made so many new friends and was pretty popular.
I had so many girls drop hints at me but i was dumb and still had the same confidence of a chubby loner kid. God my year book was filled with phone numbers.
There was this smoking hot porcelain skin blonde hair goth girl that dropped so many hints back then. She was gorgeous, double ds, looked like a suicide girl. I always liked her but she never looked twice at me til i changed.
One time this other hottie invited me to smoke alone with her. We went to this spot in the woods, she brought a blanket.... I derped the shit out of that situation and got shit from everyone for it. Easily was a 10/10
Finally a girl who always used to flirt with me came over, poured booze down my throat and fucked the shit out of me. I remember afterwards she whispered in my ear, we couldve done this so long ago.
Now im 28, broke, unemployed and chubby again. Bitches dont look twice any more. Sad panda. I legit kick myself every day for not getting with more girls when they were plentiful
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Sheekle]
#23943747 - 12/20/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When life gave me lemons, i turned it into a ball and threw it straight out the window. 
The only closure i have is that i *may* be reborn in the next creation of the Universe and i may have another shot to have a proper sexual upbringing.
Or maybe i will be born as a girl and my sex life will start when i want to
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Patlal
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THis chick was giving me a BJ and she said her knee hurt a bit. Every time she had something going on she had to stop and move her leg. Therefore, restarting the process. She did that like 7 times. After that I just said, nevermind, it's not happening. We never talked to each other after that.
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Patlal] 1
#23943760 - 12/20/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You kinda a dick eh? Did you at least apologize to her per Canadian tradition?
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Patlal
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Mush 4 Brains said: You kinda a dick eh? Did you at least apologize to her per Canadian tradition?
Nah It was a mutual ackwardness moment. The moment we knew we we're not gonna be compatible.
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: Patlal]
#23943856 - 12/20/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Another time, a girl from HS I always crushed on but was friendzoned met up with me my freshman year at university, I was determined to get out the zone and smash..
I actually ended up making out with her drunk at a party, and she wanted to crash in my dorm.
I obliged but once in room and alcohol began wearing off, I became so awkward and she ended up leaving at like 3 a.m after it was beyond obvious that I wasn't moving things a long in any kind of smooth way.
It took a few sad nights similar to the one above before I was like "fk it" and actually grew some balls.
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: hTx]
#23943873 - 12/20/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What is a failed sexual escapade? You get 100% wins if you study in the great old tradition of the master Cosbey
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Mush 4 Brains
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I got the same bday as cosby and henry david thoreau. Talk about a random assortment, both were/are assholes
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I was fucking my high school girlfriend in the ass and when I pulled out she shit all over my dick.....things weren't the same after that between us.
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Re: Your failed sexual escapades [Re: hTx]
#23944030 - 12/20/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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None spring to mind but I'm not much of a risk taker. I've never expressed interest in a girl who hasn't first expressed interest in me, kind of an ego thing I guess, people have to prove they're worth my time to get my attention  but I'm also a pretty conservative dude
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