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#23941221 - 12/19/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Plenty of guys have been named Sonny, but no girls have ever been named Daughtery. What gives? I know it's a silly sounding name, but so is Dorothy, Oliver, Prescott, Gilbert, Huey, Randolph, Gretchen, Skippy, Norville, Maximilian, Dwayne, Gertrude, Phyllis, Elvira, etc.
Is anyone pregnant? If it's a girl will you name her Daughtery? It would be a stunning and courageous move; you would be the first.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23941234 - 12/19/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Those all sound like souther hillbilly born of family member first names.
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For a boy Alexander. For a girl, always liked chloe for some reason.
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Emma is a classy name
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Never met an emma that wasnt atleast an 8-10. always wholesome and kind too. DO NOT NAME HER BECCA OR ATHENA
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My cousin's daughter is named Emma; I've always liked it. She is very intelligent and equanimous. A very classy young lady.
On a more vulgar note, If I knock up a sexy ho and she births another lovely little ho I'd like to name her Josie Lyn. Not sure why, but I've always liked that name.
But I think Daughtery deserves a trial run. Baby name cliches change every few years or so anywho. One of you lovely sexy shroomery hos could start the Daughtery trend. I believe in you!
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BECCATHENA O.O
Edit: no no, TRIbeccathena
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Mescalean said: For a boy Alexander. For a girl, always liked chloe for some reason.
I knew a guy named Alexander Xantopolis. Greekest name of all time!
disclaimer: I haven't seen Alexander Xantopolis in over 10 years, so don't associate his name with any of my (rather pathetic) posts.
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Quote:
Mescalean said: Never met an emma that wasnt atleast an 8-10. always wholesome and kind too. DO NOT NAME HER BECCA OR ATHENA
I know a disgusting fat annoying Emma that never showers and is a hardcore heroin/stimulant addict. Bitch is always asking for "gas" money
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree] 1
#23941349 - 12/19/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ever heard of anyone named Bobert? Why do people named Robert also go by Robby, Rob, Bobby, Bob, but no Bobert?
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My buddy went to school with an asian kid named Park Beyung Goo. I have no idea if thats the spelling but its how its pronounced.
For some reason that name has stuck with me. I mean his last name is goo... Hello Mr.Goo
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Protip: names dont make the person
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I heard in germany Kevin is considered like the low class poor shithead name.
Im sure glad thats not my name.....
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Quote:
Eminence said: Ever heard of anyone named Bobert? Why do people named Robert also go by Robby, Rob, Bobby, Bob, but no Bobert?
That is a most interesting observation.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23941406 - 12/19/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When girls go by Liz I always ask them if Liz is short for Lizbian.
Just made my first friend named Cassie the other day. I asked her is is short for Casandra? Cassingale? Castlehoff? Cassiepoo? Cassinboots? Casshole? She said it's just Cassie
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23941594 - 12/19/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yea I'm pregnant, Thanks for the name op.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: zZZz]
#23941618 - 12/19/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've always loved the name Jezabelle and thought it was beautiful, but the bible ruined that name for everybody.
I've been told all the names I love are stripper names. Storm, Karma, Aaliyah, Leilani, Sky...
For boys I love Enzo, Kenji, Hero, and Blaze. Blaze is SUCH a stoner name.
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Dont have children and punish them with those names. Your future children are going to read this and thank me. In fact print out a screen shot and frame it..
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Aw c'mon, some of those aren't so bad... Aaliyah, Leilani, Enzo, Kenji, those are nice relatively regular names. Leilani is Hawaiian, Enzo is Italian, Kenji is Japanese... I've met a couple Blaze's too, usually it's spelled Blaise though.
I always thought it'd be hilarious to name your kid Mystaque. Like I've always loved the name Mystique, but if you replace the "i" with an "a," it'd be Mystaque... as in, pronounced MISTAKE. WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! Man I crack myself up.
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You're japanese right? So i guess kenji is ok, but i aint too keen on it. Dont fucking name your kid Enzo..i forbid it
Mystique/Mystaque I am not amused..But if youre going for xmen names go for logan or wolverine. If you get with an effeminate Frenchmen Gambit could work.
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My roommate is pregnant and just found out it's a girl.... She's going to name it Adeline (emphasis one the "ine," sounds like "wine"). I don't have the heart to tell her that it's the countriest sounding name I've ever heard since "Sayruh Beth."
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Mush 4 Brains said: I heard in germany Kevin is considered like the low class poor shithead name.
Im sure glad thats not my name..... 
My name is Kevin. It does'nt have a strong connotation here, but i've known a good deal ov Kevins who were also gay . They were also gay and all-so gay. My grandmother used to call me Kiki, which is the name i would have been called if i was born female. I adopt it as my name when i put my hair and fake boobies on, which is rare nowadays admittedly. I like Kiki better than Kevin though. It has a slut/stripper connotation i like. I'm your slutty bitch, degrade me! Spit and piss on me, and shove your filthy cock down my whore mouth while you call me a dirty slut! Signed, Kiki.
I would name a daughter Amanita. It sounds beautiful to me, and obviously has the connotations associated with the genus. Beautiful and occasionally deadly, my girl!
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23941884 - 12/19/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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OP names all sound British af, are you British oak tree?
GilBert is cool I'd name my kid that, or name my daughter Barbara. Go by Bar or something like that
Gil and Bar. That's a cool sibling combo right
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Re: Baby Names [Re: trees]
#23942389 - 12/20/16 04:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mine is Alexander, thats why OP should go with that one. Idk why my grandmother threw that in as an option. I don't know of any greek on either side. And my grandmothers last name was dempsey so irish as all shit. Makes zero sense.
Crystal those names are horrid. I'm pretty sure I've heard you say fuck having kids or something a long those lines so that good i guess. They are all the ridiculous white version of something ghetto trash would come up with, yes, enzo is just as bad as "shaniqua" ive seriously seen shananay as a legit on the license fucking name.
I don't think I've met a kevin that ever stood out in memory to me.
Nick names are always fun too. I have a friend with the last name marsh, marshmallow... because hes soft and white. I still dont think he gets why we call him it.
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#23942423 - 12/20/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Baby Names [Re: Niffla]
#23942585 - 12/20/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im naming my first kid either d'marcus, dimitrius, Jamaal or tyrone if its a boy.
Tyreesha, laquesha, or 1$00%Ă·@ if its a girl.
Crystal G please dont name your kids any of those names no offence. Kenji if anything
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I have a list on my phone, goes as following:
Mr.Yuval (as Mr.Wilson from "Dennis the menace", hebrew version) Ixter Nimoy (The spell from "Monster by mistake") Chai lightning Tomer Destroyer Maoz Franklin Charlie Bar-Mucha Og king of bashan Bhom Bhai
as for real names I'd probably name my kid Liam.
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The wife hasn't let me name any of our kids after anything music related, like Maynard is a bad name???
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I knew a kid in kindergarden who's legal name was Freddie Skywalker. His mom let him pick his name when he was old enough. He was cool. he would randomly pretend he was a bull and charge at other kids for fun. whenever you saw him digging his feet in the ground, you knew shit was about to go down. he could also hold the most sourheads in his mouth for the longest time. Hes the only kid I remember from that time, a sort of legend.
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Vista for a girl and River for a boy.
lol....hippie names.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23943928 - 12/20/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The name Emma is really common. I hate common names.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the name Elvira. It's one of my usernames...It sounds elven and is very unusual.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23943976 - 12/20/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL. Maybe it's an American thing? Never heard it used over here...I also prefer the pronunciation El-veer-rah
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haha yes, that is a much less redneck-y pronunciation!
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23944241 - 12/20/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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but the "Oak Ridge Boys" is a very shroomy band name, no?
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Re: Baby Names [Re: OakTree]
#23944677 - 12/20/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mescalean said: They are all the ridiculous white version of something ghetto trash would come up with, yes, enzo is just as bad as "shaniqua" ive seriously seen shananay as a legit on the license fucking name.
I like unique names.
Bet you anything everybody who's dissing on the names I like also have the most basic and boring names... I bet your names are James, Matt, John, Mark, Paul, Ryan...
I think it's so boring to have a name that like 10% of the population already has.
How is Enzo just as bad as Shaniqua? I've never even met an Enzo. The only Enzo I even know of is Enzo Ferrari. Is he ghetto too?
I also thought it'd be cool to put a twist on the name and make it Kenzo. That way people can still call him Ken for short.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: lavod]
#23944880 - 12/20/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said: I heard in germany Kevin is considered like the low class poor shithead name.
Im sure glad thats not my name..... 
My name is Kevin. It does'nt have a strong connotation here, but i've known a good deal ov Kevins who were also gay . They were also gay and all-so gay.
I went to high school with a guy named kevin, one day he was at a party talking shit about how gays should get the shit kicked out of them and a couple of hours later he was sucking some guy's dick in the bathroom
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I like some of your names Crystal. Some people just have no imagination for names. They want to just sit with the good ole judeo-christian shit. Enzo is a cool name, as is Kenji and Leilani.
I really like Alex as both a girl or boy name.For girl names I lime Rylai (pronounced Ry-lah), Skyley, Abigail and Wonder. I also kind of like Cerulean and Blue as names.
For boy namws I like Clapton, Cyan, Eldon and Eugene.
My favorites of all are Rylah and Wonder for girls. Or Clapton and Cyan for boys
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Re: Baby Names [Re: aZombie]
#23945107 - 12/21/16 02:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just don't name your kids Lemonjello or Orangejello. No shit, real names. Thank you section 8 housing, CIA crack and government cheese. They had "fancy" pronunciations, but still, come on people, don't you want more for your kids than welfare and multiple prison terms?
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I'd imagine one named Lemonjello would be good at twerking. Lhe-mhan-jul-o Brown, best booty shaker in town. I maintain that in an alternate reality where i was a breeder, i'd want to name my daughter Amanita and my son Muscaria. Beautiful words that go well with my surname(single syllable).
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Re: Baby Names [Re: aZombie]
#23945399 - 12/21/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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aZombie said: I like some of your names Crystal. Some people just have no imagination for names. They want to just sit with the good ole judeo-christian shit. Enzo is a cool name, as is Kenji and Leilani.
I really like Alex as both a girl or boy name.For girl names I lime Rylai (pronounced Ry-lah), Skyley, Abigail and Wonder. I also kind of like Cerulean and Blue as names.
I agree, some people just have no imagination. I don't want a name that everybody else has, somebody calls your name "Matt" in class and they end up having to call you by your last name because there's already 5 other Matthews in the class.
Skyley is interesting, I've never heard that. Skyler, but not Skyley.
Believe it or not I met a guy with Blue as his middle name. He had the coolest full name ever. His name was Lucien Blue Remington. I was like, "DAMNNNNN WHAT A BADASS NAME" Sounds like the name of some character in Blade Runner or something.
Dude was pretty badass too. By age 19 he had been arrested like 11 times and had gotten 2 or 3 girls impregnated.
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Hahaha Lucien Blue is an amazing name. I was actually thinking Blue would only be good as a middle name. Hopefully my child wouldn't have the same fate tho. Banging broads and doing dumb stuff is fun and all but I wouldn't want my kid arrested 11 times.
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Re: Baby Names [Re: aZombie]
#23948842 - 12/22/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know someone named Lucy and their middle name is blue.
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I like the names Casimir and Elspeth a lot.
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