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OfflineSpaceDawg
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Who wants to rap battle!
    #23940596 - 12/19/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think this could be fun. post a come back to the previous post. It can be as awesome or as wack as you want, It just has to be yours. no biting shit from songs or what not. I'll start:

So if I must. I will pick up and dust.
off this mic and crush. all you whack rappers and such.
Filling your mind. with one divine line. of meticulously thought out rhyme. at a time.
until your head combusts.

So sit your ass down before your get fucking clowned
3 beers deep and 4 bowls down
The drunker I get the doper I spit
Like Jackie Chan in the drunken master I gotta Kung Fu grip

Ready to rip and bash you cats On numerous amounts of tracks Reducing you to piles of ash
So if your ready to step may I interject with a warning prepare to get wrecked
and merked cause I'm lyrically bizzerk
Quickly decipher cats raps with blood shot eyes and a smirk

Before they even attack.
leading them in to my trap.
left speechless with no way to comeback
Like an already smoked herb sack


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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


Edited by SpaceDawg (12/19/16 03:29 PM)


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23940691 - 12/19/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Punk as snitch.
Maybe find yourself in a ditch.
No, I'm kidding --
Ridding the stage of another dumb kid?
Keep ya and let ya' fail --
so you may realize, to you, I am Bael.

:whatyougonnado:


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TRUMP 2020


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: XUL]
    #23940709 - 12/19/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yo XUL,

your rhymes are more malnourished than
Inmates at a Siberian prison camp man
So lets hold off on those unintelligent rants
You have no fucking chance Like competing in the tour de France against lance

so sit back and learn from a pro with melodical flow And steeze
so ill you think I have a disease
Crushing emcees is a breeze It just comes easily to me
inevitable like a sneeze always have to release

The kraken the internal beast
So sit back as I feast off your fear
and anxiety.
Run all you want

but your cant fuckin hide from me
im leaving all enemy's gaunt
So be wise what your flaunt
Cause im coming in axe swinging. taking of heads just to gain some notoriety


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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


Edited by SpaceDawg (12/19/16 04:03 PM)


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23945308 - 12/21/16 07:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lolsy:

Nice


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: XUL]
    #23945985 - 12/21/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So who's next?
ill leave anyone on the shroomery crew vexed
and left contemplating life like psychedelic effects

emcees get perplexed
by all my rhyme style
cause i spit it sicker than a junkie pukin' bile

the dirty mother fucker keepin it vile.
im the shit. steaming pile.
peep the style.

your fuckin with a slippery slope best put your skis on
pounding pitiful privileged peons through the eons
until all their steeze is gone.

leaving emcees brain damaged like huffin' too much freon.
So you best be gone
cause im know to leave enemy's seizin'

a known cannibal.
devour your flesh of your mandible 
with cajon seasonin'


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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23946061 - 12/21/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

These rappers I abolish chemically,
mixing toxins, slash, slice or gash my enemy,
kidnap em, stack em together like human centipede,
then let the gun unload like iraq, or sandy hook elementry,
SpaceDawg a bitch, like a dog whos in heat,
cannabalism, turn him into dinner meat,
his rhymes are lacking, underwhelming mentally,
i got a cold flow, you soundin like a puppet, pinocchio,
you faker then a faggot man in womans clothes,
you ugly like a mothafuckin catfish, 
ill slaughter you, in that i have faith, like a babtist,
ill even kill the man who fathered you,
you mad sick, from swallowin black dick,
a fat bitch, is all youll ever pull dawg,
like magic, how i slay these hoes,
its tragic, so what you got dawg? lets go


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23946133 - 12/21/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

your messin' with a master the craft Stronger then a wizard with his staff
Fucking with this crass fellow with a deep bellow swigging from a flask is quite a task
cause you cant quite match what I'm doin
I be spit these bars so fucking fluid
leaving enemies ruined Unscrewing
the top of your dome so you better just go home
cause I wont stop Till leave your body dropped
left in the dirt to rot.

Let it be known.
I don’t fuck with glocks
The beaver eater with mismatched socks.
Im stoned.
with a meat cleaver. ready take your head off In the kitchen on the chopping block blasting metal through the speakers.
The voices told me to do it. They wont stop. im seein red. Step and prepared to get dropped
On the floor. Then mopped. we call those Janitorial duties.
Lets Settle the score. Leave you wheezing like regular sized rudy.

(bobs burgers shout out, episode 22 season 3 mother fuckers, lol)


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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


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Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23946139 - 12/21/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
These rappers I abolish chemically,
mixing toxins, slash, slice or gash my enemy,
kidnap em, stack em together like human centipede,
then let the gun unload like iraq, or sandy hook elementry,
SpaceDawg a bitch, like a dog whos in heat,
cannabalism, turn him into dinner meat,
his rhymes are lacking, underwhelming mentally,
i got a cold flow, you soundin like a puppet, pinocchio,
you faker then a faggot man in womans clothes,
you ugly like a mothafuckin catfish, 
ill slaughter you, in that i have faith, like a babtist,
ill even kill the man who fathered you,
you mad sick, from swallowin black dick,
a fat bitch, is all youll ever pull dawg,
like magic, how i slay these hoes,
its tragic, so what you got dawg? lets go




that was fuckin dope man!


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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


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Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
Re: Who wants to rap battle! [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23946172 - 12/21/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SpaceDawg said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
These rappers I abolish chemically,
mixing toxins, slash, slice or gash my enemy,
kidnap em, stack em together like human centipede,
then let the gun unload like iraq, or sandy hook elementry,
SpaceDawg a bitch, like a dog whos in heat,
cannabalism, turn him into dinner meat,
his rhymes are lacking, underwhelming mentally,
i got a cold flow, you soundin like a puppet, pinocchio,
you faker then a faggot man in womans clothes,
you ugly like a mothafuckin catfish, 
ill slaughter you, in that i have faith, like a babtist,
ill even kill the man who fathered you,
you mad sick, from swallowin black dick,
a fat bitch, is all youll ever pull dawg,
like magic, how i slay these hoes,
its tragic, so what you got dawg? lets go




that was fuckin dope man!




Thanks :smile:

I'll hit you back later :thumbup:


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