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sunshine
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I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. 3
#23937829 - 12/18/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Now I'm going to be stoned to death.
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psi
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] 1
#23937833 - 12/18/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Could be worse I guess.
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sunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
#23937841 - 12/18/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How could it be worse? Here they come with the stones!
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psi
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] 1
#23937845 - 12/18/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh, that kind of stoned to death.
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sunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
#23937851 - 12/18/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh shit! I'm getting pelted with stones.
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psi
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23937856 - 12/18/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Throw some back.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
#23937864 - 12/18/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23937957 - 12/18/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Now your balls hang down like a damn bell slapper and your dick stands up like a steeple your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door and the crabs walk in like people.
- Lucille Bogan, Shave 'em dry
What was your blasphemy?
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sunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Asante] 1
#23938024 - 12/18/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I called him an asshole.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] 4
#23938164 - 12/18/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If God is everything, he is also an asshole.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23938190 - 12/18/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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im gonna get stoned until death
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Asante
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23938242 - 12/18/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: If God is everything, he is also an asshole.
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sunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Asante]
#23938253 - 12/18/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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the lord could easily let me into heaven but he keeps on fucking with me.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23938280 - 12/18/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If God made humans in his image, he sure did make a lot of assholes in the process.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: FishyAl]
#23938295 - 12/18/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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the lord is good and always makes good.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23938304 - 12/18/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: If God is everything, he is also an asshole.
the lord is an asshole that buttchugs us all
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] 1
#23938311 - 12/18/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/17/20 09:27 PM)
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23938399 - 12/18/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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sunshine said: Now I'm going to be stoned to death.
Best way to die
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23938449 - 12/18/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What if the bible has it all wrong, and I am sure it does, but what if when you get stoned to death a legion of angels fly down from heaven and commence to do massive bong loads with you, now that would be godly.
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Lucis]
#23938632 - 12/18/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm still fucked up to this day, I will always say.
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Re: I spake serious blasphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
#23939851 - 12/19/16 08:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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sunshine said: the lord could easily let me into heaven but he keeps on fucking with me.
About your blasphemy all I can say is that Jesus with His last act forgave those men who tortured Him to death. He loves you. He'll forgive you just like He forgave the man who hammered nails into His hands and feet, just like he forgave the man who scorned him and mocked Him with a crown of thorns, just like he forgave the man who gave Him vinegar to drink when He asked for water, just like He forgave the man who thrust the spear in His side, just like He forgave me.
Luke 19:10King James Version (KJV) 10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.
Luke 23:34 King James Version (KJV) 34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.
But you have to want to go to heaven and accept the grace of the Lord. Salvation and grace is a free gift. You do not have to work for it. For by grace are we saved through faith in Jesus. Accept Him in to your life while you have one mortal breath left. "God save me for Christ's sake". All you must do is act in faith and accept the grace, the free gift, that Jesus Christ through His crucifixion and resurrection paid in full. It is yours for the asking.
Ephesians 2:8-10 King James Version (KJV) 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
John 3:16 King James Version (KJV) 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Romans 10:9King James Version (KJV) 9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
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