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Offlinesunshine
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I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. * 3
    #23937829 - 12/18/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Now I'm going to be stoned to death.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] * 1
    #23937833 - 12/18/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Could be worse I guess.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
    #23937841 - 12/18/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

How could it be worse?  Here they come with the stones!


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] * 1
    #23937845 - 12/18/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh, that kind of stoned to death.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
    #23937851 - 12/18/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh shit!  I'm getting pelted with stones.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23937856 - 12/18/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Throw some back.


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: psi]
    #23937864 - 12/18/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)









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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23937957 - 12/18/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Now your balls hang down like a damn bell slapper
and your dick stands up like a steeple
your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
and the crabs walk in like people.

- Lucille Bogan, Shave 'em dry





What was your blasphemy?


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23938024 - 12/18/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I called him an asshole.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] * 4
    #23938164 - 12/18/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If God is everything, he is also an asshole.


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23938190 - 12/18/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

im gonna get stoned until death


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23938242 - 12/18/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
If God is everything, he is also an asshole.




:cheers:


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Asante]
    #23938253 - 12/18/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

the lord could easily let me into heaven but he keeps on fucking with me.


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OfflineFishyAl
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23938280 - 12/18/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If God made humans in his image, he sure did make a lot of assholes in the process.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: FishyAl]
    #23938295 - 12/18/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

the lord is good and always makes good.


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23938304 - 12/18/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
If God is everything, he is also an asshole.




the lord is an asshole that buttchugs us all


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine] * 1
    #23938311 - 12/18/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/17/20 09:27 PM)


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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23938399 - 12/18/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Now I'm going to be stoned to death.



Best way to die :awehigh:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: sunshine]
    #23938449 - 12/18/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What if the bible has it all wrong, and I am sure it does, but what if when you get stoned to death a legion of angels fly down from heaven and commence to do massive bong loads with you, now that would be godly.

:barbershreds:


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I spake serious blaspphemy against the lord. [Re: Lucis]
    #23938632 - 12/18/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm still fucked up to this day, I will always say.


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