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Anonymous #1
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Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA
#23932788 - 12/16/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The NSA has hacked my phone. It's acting weird. They're on to me and I suspect a Shroomery member dropped the dime on me.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23933068 - 12/16/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your phone is acting weird so that means someone on the shroomery ratted on you to the NSA and theyre hacking your phone?
That doesnt seem like an extreme conclusion to jump to just from your phone acting weird?
What is your phone doing?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #2] 5
#23933342 - 12/16/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wont load Angry Birds. Makes clicking noises when he makes skype calls.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #3]
#23933937 - 12/16/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #4]
#23934751 - 12/17/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Every porn site I visit, I get the Same pop up saying I won a free gift, my phone beeps all crazy and it wants my personal info or I can't receive the gift.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23934754 - 12/17/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You must destroy the phone as soon as possible. First submerge it in water then smash it with a hammer and then burn it with some lighter fluid. Post pictures so we can confirm it is properly destroyed.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #5]
#23935353 - 12/17/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't know about the NSA but the meth task force has definitely been in my phone before. I don't carry trackers... i mean, cell phones any more.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23935443 - 12/17/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: Every porn site I visit, I get the Same pop up saying I won a free gift, my phone beeps all crazy and it wants my personal info or I can't receive the gift.
Pop ups from a porn site mean someone on this website snitched on you and the NSA is hacking your phone.
If your not trolling your hobby is making you delusional and paranoid.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23936325 - 12/17/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Give your phone to a muslim
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #7]
#23936416 - 12/17/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So I can be struck down by a Obama drone? I'm not going to support fake terrorism in anyway.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23936582 - 12/17/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My car made a strange beeping sound today. Or should I say something in my car. I am full on 100% not bullshitting. I just took it to a tire place I won't name for security reasons.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #8]
#23939157 - 12/18/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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you phone requires a hard reset. Throw it as hard as possible at the nearest wall. God speed..
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #9]
#23944307 - 12/20/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The NSA is getting close . I can feel it. I had a frIend drive my car into a remote lake on private property. I then destroyed all my pokemon cards. I'm not sure how long I'll last
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #10]
#23944984 - 12/20/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How did you destroy them? They have to be destroyed according to their weaknesses or the NSA can still tap in. Charizard in the bathtub, Venosaur in the fireplace. If it's a Gengar, you're going to have to summon the spirits of your dead ancestors. Good luck.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #3]
#23949308 - 12/22/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: Wont load Angry Birds. Makes clicking noises when he makes skype calls.
you're so fucked kid
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #11]
#23949686 - 12/22/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I came home today and notices a red sticker on my mailbox that wasn't there before. They marked my house for martial law. I heard the red sticker means they kill you. I seen a YouTube video that explains it all. Wtf man, this is no laughing matter. Check your mailbox and see what color they put on yours.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23949704 - 12/22/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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100% proof I'm not lying.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23952087 - 12/23/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Considering you have a phone, the NSA already has all your information, especially if you have a registered plan phone or use a debit/credit card to load minutes on a pay-as-you-go phone.
chill, brah
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #12]
#23952110 - 12/23/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What colors on yours???
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Shroomery shills gave my account to the NSA [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23952843 - 12/23/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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They placed some sort of device in my car. I'm almost sure they have been in my house. I havn't masturbated in months because of this.
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