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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23935400 - 12/17/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I concur, gonna go steal myparents car... Should be a fun day... I was going to do it last night, but these la alah!


Didn't do it, but I was close


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23935952 - 12/17/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Rhizohunter said:
I concur, gonna go steal myparents car... Should be a fun day... I was going to do it last night, but these la alah!


Didn't do it, but I was close




Different but I guess a joyride would spice up anyones Christmas :smile:


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23936026 - 12/17/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)









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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23936111 - 12/17/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

When I lived in Saint Petersburg Florida back in 2005 I had an upstairs neighbor. This guy was sort of pudgy and average looking and on the back of his truck he had a lot of really offensive type stickers (cannibal corpse etc...). I struck up a conversation with him and found out he liked to get high. So I smoked with him and he showed me his apartment. This guy was an artist. He was actually pretty good and he had quite a few of his works laying and hanging around. It was March of 2005 when I moved to St Pete. I also got to go to my first and only (so far) bonaroo fest that summer.:grin:

So I continue on and was really glad I had a cool neighbor. I noticed a girl would come to see him about once a week and there was a kid I think. Pretty soon the lady stopped coming by as much and then I didn't see her at all. He had a guy friend that he started hanging with and I really thought nothing of it. So Christmas roll around and the guy gives everyone in the building (it was only 6 apts.) a Christmas card that he made.

It was a story of an evil Santa that went around chopping all the heads off the people whose chimney he came down and put the heads in his sack. It was like a comic and beautifully illustrated, and I thought it was kind of weird, but being a bit of an artist myself and looking at it with an artists eye I blew off any negative thought I had about it. (I may have lost it in my last move)

My 41st B-day rolls around (2006) and I had saved a hit of real LSD that I bought at bonaroo the previous year and  friend of mine invited me to Sarasota for the night with dinner and a hotel room on the beach. It was a great night! It was almost a full moon in Florida and we were on the beach, just a magical night.

The next day I get a little stoned on the way home and was feeling pretty good and as we pull up there are cops and a lot people right in the front of my building! I had to get out and go talk to everyone because as I pulled up another neighbor noticed my friends car and me in it and pointed to us. So I brace myself (not the first time I talked to authorities high) and go see what the deal is.

The cop tells me last night around 3:am the guy had shot himself with a gun and asked if I had heard anything! (thinking on it more I remember him playing his music really loud all that day but I was going out of town and didn't care) I told them I had been in Sarasota all night. They told me about how he was on suicide watch and that was his sponsor with him and how he had tried to commit suicide before etc...! I was floored, stoned and in a now not so nice acid afterglow!

Right before I went in to my apartment I just had to ask how he did it. The cop said he shot himself in the head as he lay in his bed. :eek: My apartment had the same layout as his, so his bedroom and bed were in the same place as mine! I would have been peaking at the time he did it and could have been laying in bed!!!:eek: I really hope I still have that card but I think I lost it. When I move next year I'll look for it again and post it for sure.

And that is my Xmas/b-day story. I hope it entertained the reader for a bit (100% true). HAPPY HOLLANDAISE!:grin:


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23936285 - 12/17/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That is a sad story!

On a happy note I just got all the presents wrapped.  2 paper grocery bags full of gifts!


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23936296 - 12/17/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I will be fixing the clutch on my truck.  Whenever I am done working on my truck, I will take DMT for the first time.  I got caapi, yopo, acacia confusa, and Syrian rue.  Still looking for an easy going first timer solo recipe.


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23937847 - 12/18/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Wow that was one unfortunate story! I thought it would end with him killing someone less by the sound of it. Anyway I'm glad you are enjoying those acid trips!

Rock on shroomery!


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23938933 - 12/18/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think of it whenever xmas comes around. I really wish I could find that card! I think my ex took it for some reason, he was such an ass and probably did it to fuck with me. He would also write shit in my tape cases of music he didn't like and I would find it a year or so later because I didn't listen to cassettes anymore when I got a cd player.:confused: People are weird.:grin:


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23939751 - 12/19/16 06:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds weird indeed! Women are actually more demonic when it comes to this stuff I reckon. I can actually imagine one cutting my balls off if I upset them or whatever?!?


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23939774 - 12/19/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Christmas is just dumb, mindless conformity *yawn* can't wait until it's all over.


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Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP



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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: rogue_pixie] * 2
    #23939778 - 12/19/16 06:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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rogue_pixie said:
Christmas is just dumb, mindless conformity *yawn* can't wait until it's all over.




So cool and edgy, wow. I bet your friends think you're so cool
:lol:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23939837 - 12/19/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, go ahead and mock me because I don't like pointless materialism, false cheer and mindless conformity. Christmas is just the same thing year in year out. Everyone getting shitfaced, buying shit they don't need and stuffing their fat mouths. Great. It's a miserable time of year. So many people don't have families and are completely alone. It just makes people feel like shit, unless you're part of the lucky few who have a caring loving family, it sucks.


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Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP



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Cheifm4sterdiezl [Re: rogue_pixie] * 1
    #23939970 - 12/19/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Noooo that stuffs not even what Christmas is about. :0 there's tons of magic n miracles everywhere. that's why it's so exciting for lil ones cuz they sense all that stuff. Really Christmas is bout love n compassion and magic pretry sure. There's tons awesome fun magic stuff to do during the holiday season even if ur alone. I mean its a winterwonderland n stuff. You don't even have to be alone if u don't want. I mean Im prob gonna be alone too it's not even a huge deal I'm a jus have a good time n be super cheerful n stuff about things. Sometimes ppl are sad on christmas n its important to try n reach out to these people with love and the genuine chistmas spirit but there's also alloooot of good stuff and happiness n charity that come outta christmas. So it's kay to me :]


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Re: Cheifm4sterdiezl [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #23940046 - 12/19/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:projectile:


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #23940218 - 12/19/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thank you! Merry Christmas to you too!

This is my mother's favorite holiday... She does it up big.

I took off work and have some shrooms I will be munching on and drinking some wine to get in the holiday spirit! LOL Even though it's complete bullshit and all about consumerism... I just try to enjoy the little things.

I hope you all a happy holiday as well :smile: Stay Warm!  :inlove3:  :cheers:  :chesire:


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: Lucis]
    #23940481 - 12/19/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Fennario said:
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Leaving Christmas day for Key West for a week.:sunny:





Are you going to go fishing?

You should go fishing.

Saltwater fishing.

Fish.



Yes....you bet...also gonna do some snorkeling. I have a friend that is a waterman in Maryland and winters down there. He has a place in Islamorada with a moored skiff..we're going to stay there a couple days and  try for whatever happens to be around at the time. I'm looking forward....never been there before.


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: rogue_pixie] * 1
    #23940655 - 12/19/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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rogue_pixie said:
Yeah, go ahead and mock me because I don't like pointless materialism, false cheer and mindless conformity. Christmas is just the same thing year in year out. Everyone getting shitfaced, buying shit they don't need and stuffing their fat mouths. Great. It's a miserable time of year. So many people don't have families and are completely alone. It just makes people feel like shit, unless you're part of the lucky few who have a caring loving family, it sucks.




It's not Christmas's fault if your family sucks.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23940693 - 12/19/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Didn't read thread but isn't it: Merry X-mas? Haha jk


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: civil twilight]
    #23941138 - 12/19/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Me and the ol' lady are making a wreath. We've already harvested some misteltoe and holly. Gonna get some pine and cedar branches on our hike tomorrow.

Maybe some pinecones or sweetgum balls

I'll let y'all know how it turns out.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Merry Christmas Shroomery! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23941388 - 12/19/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

rogue_pixie said:
Yeah, go ahead and mock me because I don't like pointless materialism, false cheer and mindless conformity. Christmas is just the same thing year in year out. Everyone getting shitfaced, buying shit they don't need and stuffing their fat mouths. Great. It's a miserable time of year. So many people don't have families and are completely alone. It just makes people feel like shit, unless you're part of the lucky few who have a caring loving family, it sucks.




It's not Christmas's fault if your family sucks.



its not ur famlies fault u aint nice either :]


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