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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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I actually totally glossed over that part. That is a pretty dumb thing to say.
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


Registered: 07/16/12
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Crystal G said: after 5 minutes I'm basically satisfied and I honestly hate it when I'm with a partner that tries to last long.
I have heard this before personally. Young men get most of their sexual education from porn, and they feel they need to perform like porn. Which tends to be long and sometimes boring, not always their fault. Real life sex is not porn.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Yeah real life sex is when you jerk off on webcam with Frank Sinatra playing in the background to spice up the mood
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
Chief Globerts


Registered: 07/28/10
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wow thats real talk huh
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


Registered: 07/16/12
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Sheekle said: Yeah real life sex is when you jerk off on webcam with Frank Sinatra playing in the background to spice up the mood
It's a beautiful thing Sheek. When is our next session?
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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i'll hyu sometime when the time is right
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


Registered: 07/16/12
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Yeah no need to rush into these things. Let the natural current take you.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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lol
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
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Tmethyl said: I have heard this before personally. Young men get most of their sexual education from porn, and they feel they need to perform like porn. Which tends to be long and sometimes boring, not always their fault. Real life sex is not porn. 
Pretty much. What's done in porn usually doesn't feel good IRL especially for women. It's funny too, cause I can usually tell who watches a lot of porn simply by the way they are and what they do in bed. It's not a compliment either if somebody tells you that.
Guys always try to last a long time especially when they're with someone new. 30-40 minutes, even 60 minutes if I let it go on.
If I cum quickly, then I'll give them a window of about 5 minutes before I ask them to cum soon. If they don't soon, then after another 5 minutes that's when I play the "I'm sore" card. It really does get sore after 15 minutes or so, especially if the guy has a really big dick and he's circumsized. Hence why bigger is not necessarily better.
I read somewhere that the average couple has sex for 3-5 minutes or something, the number is pretty low. That's usually the case for me in relationships. Since I cum pretty fast, whoever I'm with doesn't have to last long at all, they only have to last as long as I last which is a couple minutes.
I will admit though, that the orgasms that take longer are usually much stronger and better.
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Repertoire89
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5min would be dull, whats the point in going out to buy food, then cooking for an hour leaving dishes to be washed, only to stuff the food down in a moment? Chew slow
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Repertoire89 said: 5min would be dull, whats the point in going out to buy food, then cooking for an hour leaving dishes to be washed, only to stuff the food down in a moment? Chew slow
It's 5 amazing minutes.

And I don't think she is including foreplay or whatnot in that time, just 5 minutes of actual intercourse. The finishing moves.
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
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Tmethyl said: It's 5 amazing minutes.

And I don't think she is including foreplay or whatnot in that time, just 5 minutes of actual intercourse. The finishing moves.
Yeah I'm not including foreplay or anything.
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Repertoire89 said: 5min would be dull, whats the point in going out to buy food, then cooking for an hour leaving dishes to be washed, only to stuff the food down in a moment? Chew slow
I'm the type of person that has sex every day in a relationship, so I'm actually okay and satisfied with 5 minutes.
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Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
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Well I could see that
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liloldme
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Loc: Zone 8
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I once passed out drunk at a house party and woke up to my best friends girl and my little brothers girl giving me dome... Was pretty fucked up of them regardless..
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DTCharlieB
yum yum fish.


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I think I was raped once. Never know for sure though.
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