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OfflineKonyap

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Re: Rape [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23932689 - 12/16/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

ducks have cork screw penis and are very picky about who they fertilize so more often then not they cork it while having sex


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Re: Rape [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #23932709 - 12/16/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:thatsinteresting:

Glad we can agree.


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Re: Rape [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23932718 - 12/16/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
Wow OP you're such an awesome and amazing poster this is such a great thread thank you for this timeless contribution you've etched onto the history of the shroomery we all really appreciate it




Are you kidding me? This thread is better then some of the other threads I've read involving politics. The pub seems like a pretty cool forum. Unfortunately a lot of the rules that are supposed to be enforced seem to be bent. Allowing conversations like politics. It's nice to see some jokes in here though. Like maybe the pub one day will lighten up. Doubt it though because most everyone thinks that politics control their lives so they discuss it endlessly.

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CookieCrumbs said:
Did you know that male ducks sometimes rape other male ducks to death?

That must be why most men are so terrified of seeming to be gay. Because they actually want to fuck eachother to death.




I didn't know that but now that I know that I feel educated on a much higher level. So none of this has anything to do with Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Wonderful, it's just an explanation describing how men are afraid to be homosexual because they might fuck each other to death like ducks in the wild.


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Re: Rape [Re: Ezuma]
    #23932844 - 12/16/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ezuma said:

that said, imagine some obese sweaty, hairy Hungarian chick pinned you down and enveloped you in her flab. I imagine you would not be left unscarred




*shudders* Hungarian

:shamecube:


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Re: Rape [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23933226 - 12/16/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Wow OP you're such an awesome and amazing poster this is such a great thread thank you for this timeless contribution you've etched onto the history of the shroomery we all really appreciate it




You offering to cum on your own face for money is clearly a superior thread with a much higher level of intellectual discussion.


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Re: Rape [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 1
    #23933795 - 12/16/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Wow OP you're such an awesome and amazing poster this is such a great thread thank you for this timeless contribution you've etched onto the history of the shroomery we all really appreciate it




You offering to cum on your own face for money is clearly a superior thread with a much higher level of intellectual discussion.



it actually is


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Re: Rape [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #23933948 - 12/16/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
Having sex with drunk girls is boarder line rape morel guy

:hansen:




What about sexing women with the mental age of 8?

Thats the true pedophilia I see going on everywhere :p


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Re: Rape [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23933961 - 12/16/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
How do you reach a guys balls when he's holding you down and between your legs? you don't.





With that attitude you won't ever defend yourself and can prolly expect to get raped regularly.  Humans take things they want from other humans if they don't defend them.  Thats a fact of life.

The point was, defend yourself.  If you let it get that far and hes already between yr legs then poke the eyes out.

Theres always opportunity to defend ones self.

What do you do when a mugger asks you for you wallet say "oh I don't defend myself and heres my card and PIN number"?  If you fucking life is in threat by a rapist then I'd resort to what ever to defend myself.


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Re: Rape [Re: nice1returns]
    #23933973 - 12/16/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Mmmmm


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Rape [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23933984 - 12/16/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Tmethyl said:
Well you can't rape the willing, and men are mostly willing.
Also men tend to have the upper hand physically, over women, so it's wrong to force sex on someone who is weaker.
Trying to force sex on someone who is stronger than you, I wouldn't consider rape, because they could just stop you anytime...
if they wanted.. :lol:

Cool story bro.




I pretty much agree with you here.

Like I always say... it's only sexual harassment/rape if you're a guy.

Or if you're ugly.

And even then.... 9/10 times the guys are still willing. :lol:

Such desperation.

Much wow.


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Re: Rape [Re: Sheekle]
    #23933988 - 12/16/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Wow OP you're such an awesome and amazing poster this is such a great thread thank you for this timeless contribution you've etched onto the history of the shroomery we all really appreciate it




I only made this while drunk to see if I could piss anyone off but since it pissed you off it was a particularly good result :ducklol:


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: Rape [Re: Crystal G]
    #23934050 - 12/16/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Well you can't rape the willing, and men are mostly willing.
Also men tend to have the upper hand physically, over women, so it's wrong to force sex on someone who is weaker.
Trying to force sex on someone who is stronger than you, I wouldn't consider rape, because they could just stop you anytime...
if they wanted.. :lol:

Cool story bro.




I pretty much agree with you here.

Like I always say... it's only sexual harassment/rape if you're a guy.

Or if you're ugly.

And even then.... 9/10 times the guys are still willing. :lol:

Such desperation.

Much wow.




I'm still trying to fully grasp why this is, that men are harder to rape than women(ignoring physical aspects).
Women prefer more of a mental/emotional connection with a person before sex, perhaps to feel safe?
Because that's rarely true with guys, most will fuck complete strangers no probs. Must get that booty ASAP.
I have read studies that prove women have better and more frequent orgasms with someone they connect deeply with,
as compared with someone they don't connect with, such as in a pornographic setting.


(not ignoring physical aspects)I went on to say:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
If you were in prison and a guy much larger than you forced his cock in your butt, that's rape.
But if a guy weaker than you forced his cock in your butt, you let him, and that's not rape.




I think it's a combination of physical strength(but can also be expressed in other ways like threats or mental stress) and mental readiness of the 'receiver'.

I conclude that rape is tricky.
Don't rape people and try not to get raped.

:nodofunderstanding:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Rape [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23934067 - 12/17/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I'm still trying to fully grasp why this is, that men are harder to rape than women(ignoring physical aspects).
Women prefer more of a mental/emotional connection with a person before sex, perhaps to feel safe?
Because that's rarely true with guys, most will fuck complete strangers no probs. Must get that booty ASAP.
I have read studies that prove women have better and more frequent orgasms with someone they connect deeply with,
as compared with someone they don't connect with, such as in a pornographic setting.




It makes perfect biological sense if you think about it.

Men can get pretty much any woman pregnant, and they can get multiple women pregnant. So for men, they have almost no standards when it comes to women they are open to willingly have sex with. Just lay your seed with pretty much anybody, and there's a chance you could spawn some progeny.

Women on the other hand are the ones who get pregnant for 9 months, so they have to be more selective and choosy about whose seed they accept.

Hell, men are so unchoosy, that even white supremacist males are willing to sleep with black women. A man will even sleep with a 300lb woman, or a 60 year old woman... it's an illness, man. :lol:

As for the part about orgasms, I honestly think it's just because a lot of guys don't know shit about how to please a woman, especially when they're fucking new women, it's really hard for them to figure out what makes this new woman tick. A man who's had some experience with the same woman is going to know what she likes, and how exactly to get her off.

I'm not one of those women that orgasms having a deep connection with someone. I can't even orgasm if somebody is looking at my face honestly. I know some people really like to stare intensely into each other's eyes and be really romantic and all that, and while that's also a huge turn on, I just can't orgasm from it.


Edited by Crystal G (12/17/16 12:25 AM)


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Re: Rape [Re: nice1returns] * 2
    #23934069 - 12/17/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Wow OP you're such an awesome and amazing poster this is such a great thread thank you for this timeless contribution you've etched onto the history of the shroomery we all really appreciate it




I only made this while drunk to see if I could piss anyone off but since it pissed you off it was a particularly good result :ducklol:



Yeah man, you really got under my skin this time.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: Rape [Re: Crystal G]
    #23934111 - 12/17/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
It makes perfect biological sense if you think about it.



Yes, I agree with that.
We're monkeys and should accept our monkey behavior. :lol:
(seriously).


Quote:

Crystal G said:
As for the part about orgasms, I honestly think it's just because a lot of guys don't know shit about how to please a woman, especially when they're fucking new women, it's really hard for them to figure out what makes this new woman tick. A man who's had some experience with the same woman is going to know what she likes, and how exactly to get her off.



That's a valid point that some studies probably overlooked. Every woman has a different sexual map and a partner is like a cartographer.
I think most dudes think that putting their penis inside a women is the best thing she ever had no matter what he does.
Every dude has the best penis according to himself? :lol:

Very Trump esque.


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Re: Rape [Re: nice1returns]
    #23934119 - 12/17/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
Having sex with drunk girls is boarder line rape morel guy

:hansen:




What about sexing women with the mental age of 8?

Thats the true pedophilia I see going on everywhere :p



:hansen:


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Re: Rape [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #23934121 - 12/17/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
How do you reach a guys balls when he's holding you down and between your legs? you don't.





With that attitude you won't ever defend yourself and can prolly expect to get raped regularly.  Humans take things they want from other humans if they don't defend them.  Thats a fact of life.

The point was, defend yourself.  If you let it get that far and hes already between yr legs then poke the eyes out.

Theres always opportunity to defend ones self.

What do you do when a mugger asks you for you wallet say "oh I don't defend myself and heres my card and PIN number"?  If you fucking life is in threat by a rapist then I'd resort to what ever to defend myself.




I mean yeah if the opportunity presents itself absolutely go for what will hurt the most. I'm just telling you that's an unlikely scenario.

The eyes are a more likely target. But there is also the chance you'll piss them off and get it worse. Like lets say there is a mugger that has a gun to your head. He wants you to walk away from potential passersby so he can strip your goods. You can either A. Cooperate and hope that's good incentive not to murder you or B. Call for help and hope he runs instead of shooting you
And I'll throw in C. Which is to go for the gun but unless you're an MMA fighter and have lighting reflexes that's probably definitely going to get you shot.

Now most rape victims know their attackers. An acquaintance or even a friend. Most rape victims are also not murdered. So you do have to weigh your chances of getting away. How likely is he to be puushed off of you if you gouge an eye? can you even gouge an eye without them immediately pulling your hand away and then beating you to keep you from doing it again? Most times violent forceful rape starts with a sucker punch or tackle or otherwise being hurt. They'd had time to think about it, the victim has not. Nor did they expect it. So like that in a matter of seconds they are disabled and pinned.

We all like to think we could protect ourselves but the reality is if someone really wanted to hurt you they could hurt you. Especially if they're bigger and stronger than you. It only takes a few seconds while your looking the other way.


The best time to fight off a rapist is before the attack by botching their attempt at disabling. But while most people think of rapists being some guy in the basement car lot it's more likely to be a guy you met through your girlfriend at a festival and spent time with.

The best way to defend yourself is to not trust people you don't know well and don't let yourself be alone with them, to have a weapon, and to have a plan. Prevention is always the best method of defense. We do put ourselves in vulnerable positions though. All of us do. It's impossible to have much of a social life without it. Just being wary is better than nothing.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Rape [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23934125 - 12/17/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Yes, I agree with that.
We're monkeys and should accept our monkey behavior. :lol:
(seriously).




Think about it... only a man would pay to have sex with a 60 year old, 300lb, toothless crackhead. :lol: It's some sick, sad shit yo :lol: It's an illness, really......


Quote:


That's a valid point that some studies probably overlooked. Every woman has a different sexual map and a partner is like a cartographer.
I think most dudes think that putting their penis inside a women is the best thing she ever had no matter what he does.
Every dude has the best penis according to himself? :lol:

Very Trump esque.




For women it gets a lot easier to cum with age too. I remember when I was 18 I could only cum from oral, and that was with a lot of persistence, like at least 30 minutes of work. But now I cum in like 5 minutes in the right position, even with a total stranger. It's actually quite sad lol, after 5 minutes I'm basically satisfied and I honestly hate it when I'm with a partner that tries to last long.


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Re: Rape [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23934129 - 12/17/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Haha man OP should be perma-banned this guy sucks.

"You should expect to be raped regularly.", haha wtf?

Sorry OP the rest of the world isn't Britain, we don't all run around shoving crumpets up 12 year olds vaginas all willy-nilly.


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Re: Rape [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23934131 - 12/17/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Yes, I agree with that.
We're monkeys and should accept our monkey behavior. :lol:
(seriously).




Think about it... only a man would pay to have sex with a 60 year old, 300lb, toothless crackhead. :lol: It's some sick, sad shit yo :lol: It's an illness, really......




dont slut shame ppl


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