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Please help I'm so fucked right now
    #23930089 - 12/15/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey guys

I'm stuck at Milan central station with 2 euros and need to be at Mamplosa by 8 to catch my flight I have my boarding pass and evreything.
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I cant run fast enough to snatch

I dont know what to do.

I'm planning on selling my mobile phone for 30 euro later to some black or arab guys who hang out in front of the station or just about anyone.

I do not want to be stuck in Italy..

Not talented enough to sing in the streets,,

If I do get stuck it's not hopeless since I'm sure I can get a work away or something,,,

fuck :frown:


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930090 - 12/15/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Do you swallow?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930102 - 12/15/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mandarinfish]
    #23930105 - 12/15/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What is mamplosa? Malpensa?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23930119 - 12/15/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dont panic man, you'll be fine even if you miss the plane.

Doesn't your family have a good deal of cash? A few days to put things together wont be the end of the world.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 3
    #23930165 - 12/15/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

call the US embassy and tell them you're completely incompetent

good luck


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 2
    #23930170 - 12/15/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He's not American. So that would be funny.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23930177 - 12/15/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I know it's not the end of the world..

Just crappy and have quite a sense of pride....

I have around 15 euros in my card but cant withdraw it because atm's only hand out 20's.

I cannot buy it online since Santander want me to add my number to my online account which I cannot access because Santander says my account has been compromised.

I wish I was gay and could just whore out but sex for 30 euro, but the thought of it just irks me out...

I ran out of money also because I was not able to check my balance for the longest time because of my bank.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods] * 1
    #23930189 - 12/15/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
He's not American. So that would be funny.




Then what am I??

***picture of nolans American passport removed to protect him from himself***


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 12
    #23930198 - 12/15/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

An idiot for posting your passport on the internet


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930202 - 12/15/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dial •116 - A.C.I. (Italian Automobile Club) road assistance.

Thumb it. Look like it's an emergency.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23930204 - 12/15/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

are you serious mate?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23930209 - 12/15/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah

I'm not scared of being Dox'd or anything,,

Not in my right mind right now,,,


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930215 - 12/15/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You're cute though. You could definitely make some cash if you didn't feel so icky about the gay stuff


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930239 - 12/15/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I wish,

every time a gay guy hits on me I do all I can do to get away sub-consciously,,

I do not hate gay guys I have gay friends but I'm not into Male Relationships.

I have a plan already.

Ill sell my mobile phone for 30 euro to some black or arab dudes hanging out in front of the station, If they do not want it I will offer it for 15 euros.

If the police stop me, Hey they might be able to help,,


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23930247 - 12/15/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

that's genius.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23930250 - 12/15/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hopefully karma is right around the corner :smile:


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #23930254 - 12/15/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Then you have little money and no way to contact anyone. How much time do you have to make your flight?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23930261 - 12/15/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I have a friend trying to get me a ticket right now.

The problem is she is in Spain,, Her bank might not allow her to purchase the tickets.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930262 - 12/15/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Milano Centrale Railway Station

->  Get on A4/E64 in Cormano from Viale Enrico Fermi and Viale Rubicone 16 min (7.6 km)

->Take A8 and SS336 to Strada Statale 336 in Provincia di Varese. Take exit Malpensa from SS336dir 29 min (43.8 km)

43 min (51.8 km) GO!


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930266 - 12/15/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Why did you have to mention that the guys in front of the station are "black or Arab"?

Its this kind of racism that sucks this forum into ignorance and bigotry

Take that racist garbage out of your post, it offends me

And also, rnt you some privileged kid with political pArents? Ask them for help, some of us have werk in the morning


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930273 - 12/15/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Do you swallow?




Hahaha, nice


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: stzacrack]
    #23930275 - 12/15/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Nolan is half black half Asian, so he can say that kind of thing. Except the Arab part. That's racist.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #23930289 - 12/15/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I can do 5k in 16 minutes

I talked to the receptionist about this.

I'm basically going to sell my phone,

I'm sure someone would have pity and see it as a great offer at the same time.

I have no important stuff all the photos are in the SD card which I will take, Plus none of the photos are incriminating.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930291 - 12/15/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

36 minutes by train.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930292 - 12/15/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Nolan is half black half Asian, so he can say that kind of thing. Except the Arab part. That's racist.





I knoww

But they usually run electronics stores, and hey arabs are really sympathetic especially if they get to know you.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930293 - 12/15/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So wait, you're just trying to get to the airport in the same city you're already in and you have like 6 hours to get there? Come on buddy.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930297 - 12/15/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

How much could the ticket cost? Maybe 10 euros max?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930314 - 12/15/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hitchike dude. It's way more easier and much more common in Europe than the US. I've been all around that country doing that.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930317 - 12/15/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

13 to be exact,,

Trying something

I admit  fucked myself over here really did,


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: eeso]
    #23930321 - 12/15/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just get on the train and try to hide from the guy who checks tickets. Honestly, from my memory traveling around Europe by train, they dint even check for tickets half the time .


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: stzacrack]
    #23930356 - 12/15/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Why did you have to mention that the guys in front of the station are "black or Arab"?

Its this kind of racism that sucks this forum into ignorance and bigotry

Take that racist garbage out of your post, it offends me

And also, rnt you some privileged kid with political pArents? Ask them for help, some of us have werk in the morning




Sorry for offending you, I do not mean to be rascist or spread hate. I do streotype alot so sorry if I do ill try to keep it down.

I mean sorry, I made you give half a fuck for nothing.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930358 - 12/15/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Just get on the train and try to hide from the guy who checks tickets. Honestly, from my memory traveling around Europe by train, they dint even check for tickets half the time .




Was told the same thing by a friend.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930364 - 12/15/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: pretty sure stza's being facetious


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23930390 - 12/15/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Now he has time to explore

http://thw.photography/asylums


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #23930421 - 12/15/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Man up and rob a bank.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23930442 - 12/15/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
Man up and rob a bank.




It is 2:33 am

I do not know if a simple rock can smash the glass to get in, Plus I do not know how to crack safes espically time locked ones.

Plus there might be a police station nearby.



I was thinking of snatching but have not done much running lately.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930443 - 12/15/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

wtf didn't you make a thread about being rich not too long ago?  Why don't you just call up some family.  That is what I would do, but maybe I am super-rich by foreign standards. 

I would like to help out but with christmas coming up I am stretched a little thin already.  You'll be ok just tell the arabs you'll do anything and wink alot.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: stzacrack]
    #23930449 - 12/15/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Why did you have to mention that the guys in front of the station are "black or Arab"?

Its this kind of racism that sucks this forum into ignorance and bigotry

Take that racist garbage out of your post, it offends me

And also, rnt you some privileged kid with political pArents? Ask them for help, some of us have werk in the morning






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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23930452 - 12/15/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23930482 - 12/15/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



...#30 Thumb a ride to the airport at midnight.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #23930485 - 12/15/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What was #28&29?


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 2
    #23930489 - 12/15/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

28: try to sell your phone to an Arab
29: get a good dicking from afformentioned Arab


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23930492 - 12/15/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This thread delivers


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 2
    #23930496 - 12/15/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"Buildings aren't the only thing I blow."


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23930520 - 12/15/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

OP seems limes nice guy. I hope he doesn't die.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930545 - 12/15/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

HALLELUJIAHHHH

I prayed and prayed and annoyed all my party buddies in Spain.

My friend is getting me a ticket


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 2
    #23930565 - 12/15/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This thread was more interesting when you were stranded tbh. Should've just not replied and left us with a cliffhanger or something.


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Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #23930568 - 12/15/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

^

good luck :mushroom2:
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Milano Centrale Railway Station

->  Get on A4/E64 in Cormano from Viale Enrico Fermi and Viale Rubicone 16 min (7.6 km)

->Take A8 and SS336 to Strada Statale 336 in Provincia di Varese. Take exit Malpensa from SS336dir 29 min (43.8 km)

43 min (51.8 km) GO!




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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: growlingmycelium] * 2
    #23930579 - 12/15/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

P.S. thanks for the pic of your passport


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: growlingmycelium]
    #23930598 - 12/15/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I do not know what Milan would have done to me,,

I like Italians though they have amusing accents.

Second city this has happened to me though, I got stuck in Amsterdam for a week which had me walking around the streets for 3-4 days, I can tell you how to go to Dam square from leidsplien.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23930600 - 12/15/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
P.S. thanks for the pic of your passport




No problemo

Pretty sure you downloaded it. Hope you make good money.


Edited by Nolan92 (12/15/16 07:11 PM)


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23930609 - 12/15/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Glad we could help :thumbup:


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23930620 - 12/15/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The shroomery is like that friend you can always bitch to.

I mean bitching 24/7 is not good or often.

But it helps to bitch sometimes and helps you calm down focus and solve the problem.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930621 - 12/15/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I do not know what Milan would have done to me,,

I like Italians though they have amusing accents.

Second city this has happened to me though, I got stuck in Amsterdam for a week which had me walking around the streets for 3-4 days, I can tell you how to go to Dam square from leidsplien.




Tell us


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930631 - 12/15/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This puts his Dutch partying buddies in a dim light.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23930640 - 12/15/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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P.S. thanks for the pic of your passport




I'm booking him a flight to Aleppo right now.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930648 - 12/15/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm going to use his information to track him and sell him to some arabs


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23930652 - 12/15/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm calling his mom to tell him what he is doing to the family name by begging on the internet and streets of Europe.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930654 - 12/15/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
P.S. thanks for the pic of your passport




I'm booking him a flight to Aleppo right now.



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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23930664 - 12/15/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"dancing for gp pl0x"


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How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930682 - 12/15/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ill do a Shroomery live stream :wink:

Well basically I was with some friends Amsterdam and we rented bikes, For the most part I had a better sense of direction than them and was not getting that much curses from the locals.

Well I got tired of this and told them I was heading to a smart shop to get some Truffles.

I ate around 10mg of the Atlantis, things were going great I was feeling the shrooms as soon as we visited the Jewish Museum and then the Holocaust Museum, sorry to all the Jews here but those museums made me not like you. (I have changed my views now though since I meet some really nice Israeli ravers)

Well after the Jewish Museum my friends took a wrong turn and I lost them, So basically what happened was I was peaking and cycling around Amsterdam trying to find a spot to park my bike (even while sober this is difficult). I felt I was in another land completely a land of Gay men and Giants along with shops selling almost everything available.

I was cycling non-stop since I cannot slow down to catch my bearings since the dutch cycle fast and punish the slow, I was told by a cop he does not give a shit what I have to say in front of central station. It was hectic and the only thing I wanted was to park the bike and go home.

I saw a spot among a mess of bikes right beside dam square and parked my bike there.

Ask any Dutch person about parking there bike in dam square, they will tell you what happens.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23930689 - 12/15/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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I'm calling his mom to tell him what he is doing to the family name by begging on the internet and streets of Europe.




My mother does not have my dads last name :wink: there divorced

MY FB is under a different name :wink:

well you will see one FB one I do not use anymore.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930690 - 12/15/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I saw an abba cover band concert in dam square once.
Bjorn again.


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Edited by koods (12/15/16 07:36 PM)


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
    #23930697 - 12/15/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Amsterdam is a strange and funky place.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930701 - 12/15/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

OP is gonna miss his train reminiscing


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
    #23930711 - 12/15/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Did you bang any red light bitches?


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23930712 - 12/15/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
I'm calling his mom to tell him what he is doing to the family name by begging on the internet and streets of Europe.




My mother does not have my dads last name :wink: there divorced

MY FB is under a different name :wink:

well you will see one FB one I do not use anymore.




Thanks for the help I was getting a little confused why I couldn't find her number.  I'm on it.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: trees]
    #23930723 - 12/15/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Did you bang any red light bitches?





No I wish I did, I heard it was 50 for a fuck but that was from 90's tour book.

I was busy looking for the bike which I never found,,, The Russians at the bike rental shop made me pay 400 euros for the bike.

When I told them I lost the bike the next day went there to say I was still looking for it I noticed they changed the cashier with a massive tattooed bloke might be a coincidence though..


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23930733 - 12/15/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
I'm calling his mom to tell him what he is doing to the family name by begging on the internet and streets of Europe.




My mother does not have my dads last name :wink: there divorced

MY FB is under a different name :wink:

well you will see one FB one I do not use anymore.




Thanks for the help I was getting a little confused why I couldn't find her number.  I'm on it.




His grandma lives in the Philippines if that helps.


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods] * 1
    #23930765 - 12/15/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

AP News Cuckolded Cachupoy In Trouble On Truffles

Once again our intrepid traveler ignores the signs and lands in hot water...


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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Buster_Brown] * 1
    #23930915 - 12/15/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Is OP ded


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