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Nolan92
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Please help I'm so fucked right now
#23930089 - 12/15/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey guys
I'm stuck at Milan central station with 2 euros and need to be at Mamplosa by 8 to catch my flight I have my boarding pass and evreything. .
I cant run fast enough to snatch
I dont know what to do.
I'm planning on selling my mobile phone for 30 euro later to some black or arab guys who hang out in front of the station or just about anyone.
I do not want to be stuck in Italy..
Not talented enough to sing in the streets,,
If I do get stuck it's not hopeless since I'm sure I can get a work away or something,,,
fuck
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
#23930090 - 12/15/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you swallow?
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
#23930102 - 12/15/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/19/20 03:54 AM)
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mandarinfish]
#23930105 - 12/15/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What is mamplosa? Malpensa?
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] 1
#23930119 - 12/15/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dont panic man, you'll be fine even if you miss the plane.
Doesn't your family have a good deal of cash? A few days to put things together wont be the end of the world.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] 3
#23930165 - 12/15/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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call the US embassy and tell them you're completely incompetent
good luck
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin] 2
#23930170 - 12/15/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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He's not American. So that would be funny.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Repertoire89]
#23930177 - 12/15/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know it's not the end of the world..
Just crappy and have quite a sense of pride....
I have around 15 euros in my card but cant withdraw it because atm's only hand out 20's.
I cannot buy it online since Santander want me to add my number to my online account which I cannot access because Santander says my account has been compromised.
I wish I was gay and could just whore out but sex for 30 euro, but the thought of it just irks me out...
I ran out of money also because I was not able to check my balance for the longest time because of my bank.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods] 1
#23930189 - 12/15/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: He's not American. So that would be funny.
Then what am I??
***picture of nolans American passport removed to protect him from himself***
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Edited by koods (12/15/16 05:24 PM)
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] 12
#23930198 - 12/15/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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An idiot for posting your passport on the internet
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
#23930202 - 12/15/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dial •116 - A.C.I. (Italian Automobile Club) road assistance.
Thumb it. Look like it's an emergency.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] 1
#23930204 - 12/15/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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are you serious mate?
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23930209 - 12/15/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah
I'm not scared of being Dox'd or anything,,
Not in my right mind right now,,,
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
#23930215 - 12/15/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're cute though. You could definitely make some cash if you didn't feel so icky about the gay stuff
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: koods]
#23930239 - 12/15/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wish,
every time a gay guy hits on me I do all I can do to get away sub-consciously,,
I do not hate gay guys I have gay friends but I'm not into Male Relationships.
I have a plan already.
Ill sell my mobile phone for 30 euro to some black or arab dudes hanging out in front of the station, If they do not want it I will offer it for 15 euros.
If the police stop me, Hey they might be able to help,,
-------------------- "be a child, never be an adult al the problems of the world are made by the adults." "If a child feels like laughing he just laughs and it doesn't matter for him if others know why he laughs or not." By Rael
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92] 1
#23930247 - 12/15/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's genius.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23930250 - 12/15/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hopefully karma is right around the corner
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#23930254 - 12/15/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Then you have little money and no way to contact anyone. How much time do you have to make your flight?
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Nolan92
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: PatrickKn]
#23930261 - 12/15/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a friend trying to get me a ticket right now.
The problem is she is in Spain,, Her bank might not allow her to purchase the tickets.
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Re: Please help I'm so fucked right now [Re: Nolan92]
#23930262 - 12/15/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Milano Centrale Railway Station
-> Get on A4/E64 in Cormano from Viale Enrico Fermi and Viale Rubicone 16 min (7.6 km)
->Take A8 and SS336 to Strada Statale 336 in Provincia di Varese. Take exit Malpensa from SS336dir 29 min (43.8 km)
43 min (51.8 km) GO!
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