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Kush_Zombie
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The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls 1
#23926858 - 12/14/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The buttered side of the toast is more likely to get debret and foreign material to stick to it. Toast has learned to develop consciousness and realizes it's about to die after thrown into shock with the heat of being toasted. Evolution has taken place and toast has developed the intelligence to realize that when it falls on the floor face down it has a much higher chance of survival as it will be thrown away instead of eaten.
Discuss intelligently.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23926890 - 12/14/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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gravity and weight distribution
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: TNK] 1
#23926959 - 12/14/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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U quoted urself in yer sig? Lmfao brother Ur cooked
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: TNK]
#23926967 - 12/14/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My toast rarely lands butter side down. I have witnesses.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23926968 - 12/14/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is why you should always eat your toast regardless, don't let the toast catch a break or we'll be right back to square one, more toastal jihadi incursions, a toastal caliphate, etc.
Fuck toast
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Repertoire89]
#23926994 - 12/14/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said: This is why you should always eat your toast regardless, don't let the toast catch a break or we'll be right back to square one, more toastal jihadi incursions, a toastal caliphate, etc.
Fuck toast
Lol the toast falls and you hear "flouwalalalala" then *!BOOM!* it detonates as it hits the floor.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Faustoid]
#23927007 - 12/14/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im gonna start rubbing my toast down in bacon grease
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Faustoid]
#23927010 - 12/14/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That was before they evolved. Not all toast is advanced as others. Bread communicates with each other and spreads word through the bread aisle at the grocery store during a refund due to an unhappy customer who bought expired bread. The loaf that witnesses this butter side down event tells the bread at the store aisles as it passes them to land in the trash, it's final words as it dies due to the mold taking over. Breads keep passing on this knowledge as fresh loaves fill the aisles. Not all breads have gotten word yet and therefore not all breads have gained this intelligence.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie] 1
#23927032 - 12/14/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Modern day bread is one of the shittier foods to eat, imo
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23927033 - 12/14/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You recently watched sausage party eh?
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Faustoid]
#23927080 - 12/14/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When they want to watch a scary movie, they watch the brave little toaster.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23927161 - 12/14/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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More movie genre examples please, what does bread watch for porn? Comedy? romance? Romcom? Scifi?
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Faustoid]
#23927189 - 12/14/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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For comedy they watch humans kill themselves with toasters
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23927222 - 12/14/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just read that there are around 700 toaster deaths per year. Most caused by people sticking knives into the toaster. I used to do that shit all the time! I remember the blue sparks that would fly too
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: trees]
#23927231 - 12/14/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Toasters are assholes.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: trees]
#23927560 - 12/14/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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trees said: I just read that there are around 700 toaster deaths per year. Most caused by people sticking knives into the toaster. I used to do that shit all the time! I remember the blue sparks that would fly too
what a retarded way to die
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trees said: Modern day bread is one of the shittier foods to eat, imo
Depends what kind of bread you is be eatin, there's some fine ass bread out there.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Faustoid] 1
#23927632 - 12/14/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Faustoid said: More movie genre examples please, what does bread watch for porn?
Porn: Most like big buns, but some like to watch the moment when a gingerbread man crumbles all over a gingerbread woman.
Dramas: The Walking Bread
I'm all out of bread jokes. I was on a roll.
Sorry for the really bad buns puns.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: trees]
#23927647 - 12/14/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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trees said: I just read that there are around 700 toaster deaths per year. Most caused by people sticking knives into the toaster. I used to do that shit all the time! I remember the blue sparks that would fly too
Protip: unplug it first.
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: PatrickKn]
#23927672 - 12/14/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PatrickKn said:
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Faustoid said: More movie genre examples please, what does bread watch for porn?
Porn: Most like big buns, but some like to watch the moment when a gingerbread man crumbles all over a gingerbread woman.
Dramas: The Walking Bread
I'm all out of bread jokes. I was on a roll.
Sorry for the really bad buns puns.
Thanks for picking that up, I was at a pretty bad loss there
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Re: The reason buttered toast lands face down when it falls [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23927818 - 12/14/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol idk what else to do...
Double edit:

Triple that shit up:
Edited by Faustoid (12/14/16 10:00 PM)
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