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Best friend on probation :(
    #23925829 - 12/14/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He got a DUI with drugs in the car. He needed to learn his lessen but I can't stomach the idea of him staying abstinent. He's getting tested 2 times a week. What drugs can he still do?  What drugs can he beat the test with? C'mon guys I need your help.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 5
    #23925852 - 12/14/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:underage:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 7
    #23925866 - 12/14/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If you give him two cum guzzling blowjobs a day he'll test clean. Unless he smokes weed. Then you'll have lick out his  asscrack. And mine, too. It's itchy.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Shiithead]
    #23925868 - 12/14/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Suck my dick bitch, you get 0 shrooms.

There ain't no nerds on here that know their metabolites?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23925870 - 12/14/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Guess the pub just ain't the place to ask scientific questions.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23925874 - 12/14/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

LSD, shrooms, and dmt will all go undetected in a basic 5- panel test.

In California if you have a recommendation for marijuana, then you can piss dirty for THC and they don't care. You can even get your rec after you've already been on probation for a while and start testing dirty.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 8
    #23925878 - 12/14/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

How about your friend (you) get a life and focus on things that matter, not drugs.
:tard:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23925880 - 12/14/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'll admit, stupid people and drugs don't go together and he's not the brightest.... But to take someones ability to get high indefinitely is kinda fucked.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: azur]
    #23925890 - 12/14/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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azur said:
How about your friend (you) get a life and focus on things that matter, not drugs.
:tard:




So much pre-judgement... :facepalm:

He goes to school and is healthy and has a life, unlike you behind the keyboard all the time.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #23925898 - 12/14/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If you can't handle drugs, you shouldn't be able to take drugs until you can.

A DUI proves an inability to use drugs responsibly.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23925910 - 12/14/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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cannabinated said:
Quote:

azur said:
How about your friend (you) get a life and focus on things that matter, not drugs.
:tard:




So much pre-judgement... :facepalm:

He goes to school and is healthy and has a life, unlike you behind the keyboard all the time.



:splooge:

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Supachopped719 said:
If you can't handle drugs, you shouldn't be able to take drugs until you can.

A DUI proves an inability to use drugs responsibly.




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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23925965 - 12/14/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Nitrous but it only lasts like a min per inhale. So have fun with that


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23925971 - 12/14/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Supachopped719 said:
If you can't handle drugs, you shouldn't be able to take drugs until you can.

A DUI proves an inability to use drugs responsibly.




exactly.

@ as someone said above shrooms,lsd,dmt will go undetected.. as long as you haven't tripped on the same day or the day prior(i think it's 24~48hours so don't take my words)

but really man... I can say from my own experience that you shouldn't mess around with stuff while still at school.
even weed standalone is too much of a disturbance for a high school student, I wish I haven't smoked when I was in high school...
let your mind develop until you're 21, and no I'm not judging you for doing it because I've done it myself, but believe me... I'm eating lots of shit because of it right now. too much stuff to cover before I go to university it's insane.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: azur]
    #23925995 - 12/14/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He works at a bar so I can't blame him too much. He was coming home at 3 AM and there are loads of cops between his house and the bar. He frequently gets stopped when coming home from work so its pretty routine he was just too chill about it. 

Aren't half of you guys addicts anyways? I thought this was a drug forum... sheesh.

He'll have plenty of time to reflect and stay abstinent.

Are there any good RC's out?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23926023 - 12/14/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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He got a DUI with drugs in the car. He needed to learn his lessen but I can't stomach the idea of him staying abstinent. He's getting tested 2 times a week. What drugs can he still do?  What drugs can he beat the test with? C'mon guys I need your help.




YOU can stomach the idea of HIM staying abstinent? :confused:

As someone who has been on probation for a LONG fucking time I can say the best thing you can do is support your friend in doing what he needs to do to get off probation as quickly as possible.

How long is he on probation for?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: yogabunny]
    #23926038 - 12/14/16 01:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Kratom, LSD, Mushrooms, Mescaline, some RCs, most of the main drugs you cannot do. i get 11 panel I believe on probation, its a huge list, alochol is included, the first syntheitc THC is included, i only got a second to scan the page to look for redflags for me. MDMA was on it, but thats out fast. You or your friend may be different, but I got tested 4 times in 7 days before they put me to monthly, so be careful if you do decide to be brave, i sure as hell didn't until i was getting tested monthly.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: yogabunny]
    #23926047 - 12/14/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He hasn't gone to trial yet so IDK how long it'll last.

I was being sarcastic when saying I couldn't stomach the idea. I have been very supportive and never suggested that he uses. I let him know that I'm there for him if he needs anything.

BUT...... He's a pothead and he likes to get high. I want to make my friend happy. I think it's messed up to restrict drug use especially cannabis.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23926051 - 12/14/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Salute to the real one's out there doing drugs on probation :congrats:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 2
    #23926081 - 12/14/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Chances that this 'best friend' is actually OP?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23926084 - 12/14/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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He got a DUI with drugs in the car. He needed to learn his lessen but I can't stomach the idea of him staying abstinent. He's getting tested 2 times a week. What drugs can he still do?  What drugs can he beat the test with? C'mon guys I need your help.




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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: TNK]
    #23926202 - 12/14/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Was gonna say that. You'll probably find better answers that way.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: dodgem]
    #23926221 - 12/14/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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dodgem said:
Chances that this 'best friend' is actually OP?



:whathesaid:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23926259 - 12/14/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

maybe he can get high on life..

seriously, some of my best times were when i was as sober as a bird.. it's rough at first but gets much better as time goes on..

it's funny, when peeps are using drugs they can't imagine themselves without them, yet when they don't use them for long periods of time then can't imagine why they even did them in the first place..


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: zZZz]
    #23926367 - 12/14/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Coke, Weed, Opiates, Benzos, and Amphetamines are the standard 5


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23928894 - 12/15/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Salute to the real one's out there doing drugs on probation :congrats:



:facepalm:

What is this? A fucking drug consumption contest or something?

Chill out, man. Drugs are not everything.
Let him stay clean until he's off paper... Fuck.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: shLong]
    #23928962 - 12/15/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are all pussies.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929170 - 12/15/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:justno:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: LSDollar]
    #23929190 - 12/15/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:thaaannks:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929302 - 12/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:judyfacepalm:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #23929616 - 12/15/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.

As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929666 - 12/15/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I did everything while on probation.  Didn't have to worry about unscheduled tests. 

Lot's of drugs have quick half lives.  Weed is very slow.  But you can smoke two bowls of under 20% thc Friday if you are clean, and pass a piss cup screen Monday.  Labs are harder as the cut off at 15 not 50.


I think kratom can be tested. 

Using shit on probation is a serious test of will.  You must be sober on a schedule like a freaking Marine!  Keep shit very well hidden and trust me don't have lady problems.  Bitches narc super fucking hard!


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23929787 - 12/15/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.

As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.




What you say is true, and it NEEDS to be said and reinforced, but let me ask you, how many people actually follow through with sobriety while on probo?

I just got off after being on for YEARS and that was at court for my 4th! Violation the judge gave me a break because I don't get high anymore have a newborn and paid my fines, prosecutor wanted 364 day sentence to terminate, or 5 years drug court

Judge terminated me and all I have to serve is one day in January after the holidays

I got off easier than ANYBODY I've ever met before, the prosecutor was furious, idk how I got so lucky that day. Was also my birthday, best present I've ever received


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929806 - 12/15/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Judges hate attitude.  They find that attitude is the only crime.  Sounds like he protrayed a good attitude.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929864 - 12/15/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I dunno how many do. I was still drinking while on it and ended up getting caught. Luckily the judge decided not to revoke my probation over alcohol, but they doubled down on my drug treatment because of it. I learned my lesson though and stopped everything. Getting drunk wasn't worth going to jail over. I mean I get it. Even if you're not the type to get high or drunk all the time, there are some days where you just really want a joint or a beer, but IMO there is very little in this world that could make it worth the risk. However shitty your day was, it will most likely pass within 24 hours and you won't even care anymore, but if that one time ends up getting you thrown in jail for months, you're going to be beating yourself up for months for being so stupid.

It's just not worth it. Go clean, do what you gotta do to get off as quickly as possible and be done with it. You knew what you were signing up for when you agreed to the probation, it's not like anyone is ever surprised by the fact that they can't do drugs while on probation. If you really don't feel like you're capable of sticking to it, just go ahead and ask for the jail time instead, you're only setting yourself up for failure otherwise.

Some people do manage to get through the system using everyday, not everyone is so lucky. Every single person I was in the drug classes with, tried and failed to continue their usual habits while on probation. A good portion of them didn't even have the classes before hand. Those classes suck, they go for hours and when you're having to go twice a week, it just makes your life all that much harder. If you're sick, they don't care. If you are scheduled to work, they don't care. It's a mandatory stipulation of your probation and they expect you to be there. Not going, even if it's for legitimate reasons can get you revoked just the same as anything else. It's one more stupid hoop you have to jump through to get to your freedom and you already have enough of them without it.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929961 - 12/15/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.







I know it's not uncommon but new drugs come out and/or are popularized on a monthly basis. The reason I started this thread is because many people go through this and I wanted to gather anecdotal information. I'm aware of all of the typical drugs that may go undetected. I was mainly trying to spark a discussion about RC's and sourcing stuff.  I really wanted to see if anyone knows of any relatively safe synthetic cannabinoids.

As I previously stated, my friend is staying abstinent and never expressed any desire to use. I would not want to change that. I just wanted to inquire about alternatives. He has no chemical dependency and does use drugs responsibly despite blowing a .09 on his way home from the bar. I truly doubt he will make this mistake again, even though my opinion clearly doesn't matter.

I've been on probation 3 times and during the first 2 I stayed completely abstinent. The most recent time they only tested me once so I continued to keep puffing.

I'm truly am appalled as to your guys' sentiment concerning drugs. This is a forum based around illegal drugs. When I first signed up on here every other pub post was about a user praising kratom or some RC. Considering I really only smoke weed I just thought this might have been the appropriate place to ask.

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What you say is true, and it NEEDS to be said and reinforced, but let me ask you, how many people actually follow through with sobriety while on probo?





Exactly. Most people have some sort of chemical vice. It's almost unnatural not to. You fucking weirdos.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929973 - 12/15/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.




I'm not on probation.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929985 - 12/15/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't say you were. You're asking what drugs are safe for your friend to use while on probation. The answer is none.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23930034 - 12/15/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You were one of the few people I agreed with.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930039 - 12/15/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No, I had you confused with someone else, but u raised some valid mufukin points dog


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930049 - 12/15/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Even though you did refer to me in particular.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930063 - 12/15/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I got a brother on probation but they test him like once a month so he can even smoke bud sometimes. Dude no one is gonna get away with much when getting tested 2 times a week. Shrooms, acid and DMT. wont show up. I would just look for legal drugs online there are a bunch of substances your friend can take. Maybe he should give sobriety a shot though. Its not as bad as it seems once you can get a little time under your belt.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930625 - 12/15/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just tell your friend to stay sober while he's in trouble, do his time, then when he's done, and ONLY when he's done, he can continue to use without worry about getting in more trouble, unless he gets popped again.

Taking drugs when you get drug tested is stupid I think, have some self control and just abstain until you're done.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Lucis]
    #23938613 - 12/18/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

We did some ayahuasca last night and it was amazing. It definitely took his mind off of things. Not smoking weed is really weighing on him though and says he's having recurring dreams of smoking a joint and not realizing it till he's already high. He really wanted a hit and I argued with him that its not worth it. We used to smoke blunts all day and night. I can't imagine what its like to quit cold turkey like he did. He said he's been chilling with people when they smoke just to catch some of the feeling.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938672 - 12/18/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Did you smoke in front of him just to rub it in?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: koods]
    #23938685 - 12/18/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He gave me a joint to smoke actually and I smoked half of it then put it out cause I felt bad.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938742 - 12/18/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Aren't half of you guys addicts anyways?




Addicts? Oh yeah shrooms are real addicting. This is the SHROOMERY not the CRACKERY.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: JacobStorm]
    #23938828 - 12/18/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

A good percentage of pubbers have had chemical dependencies. Whatever happened to the days when people would actually get banned for flaming and trolling?


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    #23938861 - 12/18/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Keep smoking then and use fake or clean real piss :shrug:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23938876 - 12/18/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thank you for your input. It's dangerous and I wouldn't do it, but another friend had a 'urinator' that he gifted to him. It was never used.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938878 - 12/18/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe he can bust it out on occasion.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938888 - 12/18/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

lol have fun with your violations.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: TNK]
    #23938894 - 12/18/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Not a violation if you don't get caught.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938915 - 12/18/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Is the urinator a dildo that pees?


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: koods]
    #23938932 - 12/18/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Indeed it is.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23938948 - 12/18/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Can you put other stuff in it? Like milk? I'm lonely.

Just kidding. Nick is coming tonight. We should hang out and get high.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: koods]
    #23938967 - 12/18/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It's actually just a medical tube with a nozzle but u can still suckle on it if ya fancy. I'd have to pick it up from 'my friend'.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23939002 - 12/18/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You cant test for jenkem

seriously though nitrous oxide, LSD and DMT


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    #23939108 - 12/18/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 1
    #23939135 - 12/18/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:shrug:

Being sober for a year doesn't seem that bad; better then being a felon or in prison.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: TNK]
    #23939178 - 12/18/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

When have you been sober for a year :rolleyes:


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