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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: TNK]
    #23926202 - 12/14/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Was gonna say that. You'll probably find better answers that way.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: dodgem]
    #23926221 - 12/14/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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dodgem said:
Chances that this 'best friend' is actually OP?



:whathesaid:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23926259 - 12/14/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

maybe he can get high on life..

seriously, some of my best times were when i was as sober as a bird.. it's rough at first but gets much better as time goes on..

it's funny, when peeps are using drugs they can't imagine themselves without them, yet when they don't use them for long periods of time then can't imagine why they even did them in the first place..


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: zZZz]
    #23926367 - 12/14/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Coke, Weed, Opiates, Benzos, and Amphetamines are the standard 5


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23928894 - 12/15/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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cannabinated said:
Salute to the real one's out there doing drugs on probation :congrats:



:facepalm:

What is this? A fucking drug consumption contest or something?

Chill out, man. Drugs are not everything.
Let him stay clean until he's off paper... Fuck.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: shLong]
    #23928962 - 12/15/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are all pussies.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929170 - 12/15/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:justno:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: LSDollar]
    #23929190 - 12/15/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:thaaannks:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929302 - 12/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:judyfacepalm:


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #23929616 - 12/15/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.

As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929666 - 12/15/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I did everything while on probation.  Didn't have to worry about unscheduled tests. 

Lot's of drugs have quick half lives.  Weed is very slow.  But you can smoke two bowls of under 20% thc Friday if you are clean, and pass a piss cup screen Monday.  Labs are harder as the cut off at 15 not 50.


I think kratom can be tested. 

Using shit on probation is a serious test of will.  You must be sober on a schedule like a freaking Marine!  Keep shit very well hidden and trust me don't have lady problems.  Bitches narc super fucking hard!


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23929787 - 12/15/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.

As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.




What you say is true, and it NEEDS to be said and reinforced, but let me ask you, how many people actually follow through with sobriety while on probo?

I just got off after being on for YEARS and that was at court for my 4th! Violation the judge gave me a break because I don't get high anymore have a newborn and paid my fines, prosecutor wanted 364 day sentence to terminate, or 5 years drug court

Judge terminated me and all I have to serve is one day in January after the holidays

I got off easier than ANYBODY I've ever met before, the prosecutor was furious, idk how I got so lucky that day. Was also my birthday, best present I've ever received


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929806 - 12/15/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Judges hate attitude.  They find that attitude is the only crime.  Sounds like he protrayed a good attitude.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929864 - 12/15/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I dunno how many do. I was still drinking while on it and ended up getting caught. Luckily the judge decided not to revoke my probation over alcohol, but they doubled down on my drug treatment because of it. I learned my lesson though and stopped everything. Getting drunk wasn't worth going to jail over. I mean I get it. Even if you're not the type to get high or drunk all the time, there are some days where you just really want a joint or a beer, but IMO there is very little in this world that could make it worth the risk. However shitty your day was, it will most likely pass within 24 hours and you won't even care anymore, but if that one time ends up getting you thrown in jail for months, you're going to be beating yourself up for months for being so stupid.

It's just not worth it. Go clean, do what you gotta do to get off as quickly as possible and be done with it. You knew what you were signing up for when you agreed to the probation, it's not like anyone is ever surprised by the fact that they can't do drugs while on probation. If you really don't feel like you're capable of sticking to it, just go ahead and ask for the jail time instead, you're only setting yourself up for failure otherwise.

Some people do manage to get through the system using everyday, not everyone is so lucky. Every single person I was in the drug classes with, tried and failed to continue their usual habits while on probation. A good portion of them didn't even have the classes before hand. Those classes suck, they go for hours and when you're having to go twice a week, it just makes your life all that much harder. If you're sick, they don't care. If you are scheduled to work, they don't care. It's a mandatory stipulation of your probation and they expect you to be there. Not going, even if it's for legitimate reasons can get you revoked just the same as anything else. It's one more stupid hoop you have to jump through to get to your freedom and you already have enough of them without it.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: stzacrack]
    #23929961 - 12/15/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'm not saying this to you particularly, but this isn't an uncommon thread so..

If one of your first thoughts when you get on probation is "how am I still going to get high and not get caught" you might need to evaluate your life and priorities.







I know it's not uncommon but new drugs come out and/or are popularized on a monthly basis. The reason I started this thread is because many people go through this and I wanted to gather anecdotal information. I'm aware of all of the typical drugs that may go undetected. I was mainly trying to spark a discussion about RC's and sourcing stuff.  I really wanted to see if anyone knows of any relatively safe synthetic cannabinoids.

As I previously stated, my friend is staying abstinent and never expressed any desire to use. I would not want to change that. I just wanted to inquire about alternatives. He has no chemical dependency and does use drugs responsibly despite blowing a .09 on his way home from the bar. I truly doubt he will make this mistake again, even though my opinion clearly doesn't matter.

I've been on probation 3 times and during the first 2 I stayed completely abstinent. The most recent time they only tested me once so I continued to keep puffing.

I'm truly am appalled as to your guys' sentiment concerning drugs. This is a forum based around illegal drugs. When I first signed up on here every other pub post was about a user praising kratom or some RC. Considering I really only smoke weed I just thought this might have been the appropriate place to ask.

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What you say is true, and it NEEDS to be said and reinforced, but let me ask you, how many people actually follow through with sobriety while on probo?





Exactly. Most people have some sort of chemical vice. It's almost unnatural not to. You fucking weirdos.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929973 - 12/15/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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As for you in particular I will say what I always say in these threads. Drug tests are not the only way to get caught and fuck up your probation. One home visit at the wrong time, and you're fucked. It happens. It happened to my friend. There are plenty of other ways to get caught as well.




I'm not on probation.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23929985 - 12/15/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't say you were. You're asking what drugs are safe for your friend to use while on probation. The answer is none.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23930034 - 12/15/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You were one of the few people I agreed with.


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930039 - 12/15/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No, I had you confused with someone else, but u raised some valid mufukin points dog


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Re: Best friend on probation :( [Re: cannabinated]
    #23930049 - 12/15/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Even though you did refer to me in particular.


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