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All my ex's suck at breakfast.
#23925524 - 12/14/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just realized this may in fact be a huge part of my relationship problems.
I am a guru at breakfast. My ex's couldn't even make coffee.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: vandago]
#23925534 - 12/14/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Most important meal of the day. Also thinking back on it, I have always been the better cook in every relationship I have been in.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: ChinChiller]
#23925805 - 12/14/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who the fuck doesn't know how to make coffee?
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23925861 - 12/14/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Who the fuck doesn't know how to make coffee?
If you never actually made it before you'd have no idea how much ground coffee to use. Also if there were whole beans your head would explode
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: vandago]
#23927366 - 12/14/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to be the breakfast Queen. Now I just eat a fruit smoothie, boiled eggs and black coffee pretty much every single day.
I can still make a mean hollandaise though, I'm sure.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: yogabunny]
#23927412 - 12/14/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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yogabunny said: I used to be the breakfast Queen. Now I just eat a fruit smoothie, boiled eggs and black coffee pretty much every single day.
I can still make a mean hollandaise though, I'm sure.

niceeee...literally what ive been meaning to start doing, making smoothies for breakfast. I make boiled, over easy or scrambled eggs like a couple of times a week. I usually have a bagel with my black coffee though.
Lol sucks op, I don't think I could date someone who couldn't cook anything. I personally really enjoy cooking/baking for others. It brings me great joy to see them gobble up my yum yums
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23928025 - 12/14/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Who the fuck doesn't know how to make coffee?
I never drink coffee, so that's the one thing I don't know how to make. I've never owned a coffee maker.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23928341 - 12/15/16 03:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's because there are far less "old fashion" ladies than before, who could cook, wash, clean, knit ect. Now they want to be like men and have a career.
It's the same as if I'd like to work full time job in my house running around my kids, cleaning and doing laundry, why do that?
And don't bother yourself with that, usually, men cook much better than women. Same story with my wife.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Crystal G]
#23928939 - 12/15/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah it occurred to me shortly after posting that I had to teach my brother how to make coffee when he was 21.
Idk how you can be American and not slightly addicted to coffee tho.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23932501 - 12/16/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My wife is an awesome cook in most respects but she cannot cook an egg or pancake worth a shit. I usually do the breakfast thing when you do a big breakfast.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: vandago]
#23933125 - 12/16/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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vandago said: I just realized this may in fact be a huge part of my relationship problems.
I am a guru at breakfast. My ex's couldn't even make coffee.
Today, you got a lot of women running with the "don't need a man" narrative, running through dongs head and poon first till the playboys stop calling when sexual market value has plummeted. After that ship has sailed, it is an entirely different narrative.
Today, women can drink like her father. Can't cook like her mother.
OP, you aren't doing it right. #Netflix&&&Chill FTW
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^^Am I the only one who thinks this guy is too obsessed with women? He reminds me of Elliot Rodger; a whiny kid who's overly obsessed with women and getting laid.
Edited by Crystal G (12/16/16 06:21 PM)
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Crystal G]
#23933222 - 12/16/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ill make you breakfast, OP.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Crystal G]
#23933343 - 12/16/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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finalexplosion said:
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vandago said: I just realized this may in fact be a huge part of my relationship problems.
I am a guru at breakfast. My ex's couldn't even make coffee.
Today, you got a lot of women running with the "don't need a man" narrative, running through dongs head and poon first till the playboys stop calling when sexual market value has plummeted. After that ship has sailed, it is an entirely different narrative.
Today, women can drink like her father. Can't cook like her mother.
OP, you aren't doing it right. #Netflix&&&Chill FTW
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Crystal G said: ^^Am I the only one who thinks this guy is too obsessed with women? He reminds me of Elliot Rodger; a whiny kid who's overly obsessed with women and getting laid.
too bad the degenerate and pedo list is gone...... yb
he was on it
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Crystal G]
#23933483 - 12/16/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: ^^Am I the only one who thinks this guy is too obsessed with women? He reminds me of Elliot Rodger; a whiny kid who's overly obsessed with women and getting laid.
How is egg freezing coming... wait wut?
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#23933526 - 12/16/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I read this thread title I said it in my head to the tune of "all my ex's live in Texas"
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: nuentoter] 2
#23933558 - 12/16/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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nuentoter said:
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finalexplosion said:
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vandago said: I just realized this may in fact be a huge part of my relationship problems.
I am a guru at breakfast. My ex's couldn't even make coffee.
Today, you got a lot of women running with the "don't need a man" narrative, running through dongs head and poon first till the playboys stop calling when sexual market value has plummeted. After that ship has sailed, it is an entirely different narrative.
Today, women can drink like her father. Can't cook like her mother.
OP, you aren't doing it right. #Netflix&&&Chill FTW
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Crystal G said: ^^Am I the only one who thinks this guy is too obsessed with women? He reminds me of Elliot Rodger; a whiny kid who's overly obsessed with women and getting laid.
too bad the degenerate and pedo list is gone...... yb
he was on it
Crystal was on it too, and I had nothing to do with its deletion.
Anyway, yes, finalexplosion is a yawn fest. Literally posts the same content over and over and over again. Boring.
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: yogabunny]
#23933591 - 12/16/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dunno what went on with that getting taken down but I honestly thought it was a positive thing.
Crystal G, not to be rude to you, but I think you'd have to agree how some of the fucked up sexual shit you've posted over the years could easily be seen as being scummy. (picking words carefully ) So having an awareness about people who may sympathize or be sexual deviants to help inform other folks around who may be sensitive to these things.
Nothing personal Yoga I just like pickin on you and singling you out haha
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Re: All my ex's suck at breakfast. [Re: nuentoter]
#23933969 - 12/16/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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finalexplosion said: How is egg freezing coming... wait wut?
The only person obsessed with egg-freezing in here is you.
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nuentoter said: I dunno what went on with that getting taken down but I honestly thought it was a positive thing.
Crystal G, not to be rude to you, but I think you'd have to agree how some of the fucked up sexual shit you've posted over the years could easily be seen as being scummy. (picking words carefully ) So having an awareness about people who may sympathize or be sexual deviants to help inform other folks around who may be sensitive to these things.
I vaguely remember seeing that thread and laughing at my name being mentioned in there
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