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Sk8nshram
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Titty coffee
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Some of my co workers are dirty old men. It's the machine shop industry what can you do? A few of them frequent the drive thru coffee places that have women wearing hardly anything. Cowgirls, hillbilly hotties, sweet cheeks(which I now call something else that you'll learn later), etc. I find these establishements to be a waste of time, not to mention the girls that work there are probably dumb as a bag of rocks. Anyhow, one morning my coworker had returned from getting a coffee, he had a huge grin on his face and immediately came over to my area to tell me why.
"Dude, I was just getting a coffee at sweet cheeks and the chick working there was talking about this crazy party she was at the night before, said she was drinking and had eaten some mushrooms too! When she turned around to make my coffee I saw that she had shit caked on her ass and g string. Maybe she partied a bit too hard huh?"
Gross. I now refer to this particular coffee stand as shit cheeks espresso. Anyone have a better, or worse story about titty coffee?
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Morel Guy
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I only ever visit the reputable establishments for coffee and breakfast. Shit stained g thongs are a no no.
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Tmethyl
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What the.
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Sk8nshram
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Morel Guy said: I only ever visit the reputable establishments for coffee and breakfast. Shit stained g thongs are a no no.
For real tho. I was suprised that he drank the coffee. If sweet cheeks is that bad what goes on at hillbilly hotties?
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That's a real violation, to have shit on your clothing at a food retail place. Big penalties for that
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Apostle
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this thread needs more titties
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koods
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Re: Titty coffee [Re: Apostle] 3
#23923249 - 12/13/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So the nipples are the dirty part of the boob?
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Apostle
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Re: Titty coffee [Re: koods]
#23923253 - 12/13/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Idk but they sure are fun to nibble on.
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psi
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Never heard of this before, I don't think they have them where I live.
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zZZz
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Re: Titty coffee [Re: zZZz]
#23924374 - 12/13/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wait what Strippers can serve coffee. . .
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Repertoire89
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Such a shitty idea, these stands
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Shroomslip
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If they're not lactating directly into your coffee, is it really fair to call it titty coffee?
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We have one north of Detroit in Michigan called The Hot Spot... have never gone their personally but friends always get excited about it.
I think ill just make my own coffee
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tyrannicalrex
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Are these real places? (I'm not looking it up)
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TNK
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Yeah I've been to dozens, not that I seek them out but in Seattle and surrounding metropolitan area these make up about 50% of road side coffee huts. Definitely not hard to find.
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Re: Titty coffee [Re: TNK] 1
#23924964 - 12/14/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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asked a bum on height ashbury to get us some pot once after being robbed. he was really nice and understanding but uh...as he was walking across this little park he stopped and took a shit under a tree. came back with some of the best stuff ive ever had though so i guess its alright.
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im pretty sure my dealer poops
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Repertoire89
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: If they're not lactating directly into your coffee, is it really fair to call it titty coffee?
Id try it
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Re: Titty coffee [Re: Apostle]
#23926317 - 12/14/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Apostle said: this thread needs more titties

That guy at the drive through window looks the part of a titty coffee customer. Lol what a weird idea. Kinda like euro news channels with topless newscasters. Wtf why I just came here to get the weather. Not complaining or anything but why???
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Apostle
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There are a couple popular Sexy barista places here in FL. i forget the name but it's pretty famous even nationwide
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