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Patlal
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23923963 - 12/13/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said: So after me and my bro fix up the place we're gonna have ourselves a chill bachelor pad. I compiled a list of rules for us to abide by, i'm gonna run it by my bro and I think he will agree with them. Do you guys have any other suggestions that would be worth adding to the list?
"No heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine, or non-prescribed prescription drugs allowed. Only exception is amphetamines (adderall, ritalin, etc) strictly for studying allowed if one chooses to do so.
No gang or cartel affiliates, or any other "thugs" allowed.
No violence or unnecessary aggression allowed.
No theives allowed.
No peeing, pooping, or vomiting anywhere aside from the inside of a toilet bowl or back yard allowed. (Pooping not allowed outside though.)
No talking about politics for more than an hour a day unless everybody is exceptionally interested in the topic at the time.
Wash your own dishes.
No blasting music at an unnecessarily loud volume.
Don't piss off the neighbors.
While the majority of food will be shared, if someone claims a particular item as their own then respect their wishes.
No smoking ciggaretes inside unless it is below 15F or above 95F and going outside is exceptionally uncomfortable. Even in these cases an E-cig is vastly preferred though. Hookah is OK to smoke indoors though because hookah's are badass.
No DEA, FBI, CIA, or LEO officers allowed.
No douchebags, scumbags, or any other human "bags" allowed.
No racism or other prejudices allowed, but no annoying preachy "social justice warriors" allowed either.
No guns allowed except for in the case of conceiled carry permits. If someone that none of us personally know is carrying, then they should be respectfully asked to leave their gun in their car.
If you pee outside of the toilet bowl then clean it well, don't just leave it to get all gross.
Nobody who hasn't showered in more than 4 days allowed.
No doing "burnouts" in the dead end allowed.
No psychotic or psychopathic people allowed. Nobody with borderline personality disorder either."
Intelligently discuss
95% of these rules shouldn't have to be mentioned as rules. It should just be common sense. What kind of fucking moron has to mention that you can only shit in the toilet? Is your bro a dog??? Thieves, psychos, violence and bums... If you have to write a rule in order to prevent this you need to stay the fuck away from the guy you intend to live with.
Thank god you made no rules about rape. That would have taken all the fun out of living with you.
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Patlal] 2
#23923990 - 12/13/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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you mean 'surprise sex' the term rape, due to its negative connotations is highly offensive to the surprise sex enthusiast community abroad shame on you
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Ezuma]
#23923997 - 12/13/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ezuma said: you mean 'surprise sex' the term rape, due to its negative connotations is highly offensive to the surprise sex enthusiast community abroad shame on you
I stand corrected
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23924005 - 12/13/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said:
So you're saying for dinner I should cook a small gourmet meal, eat all of it, and then after it'll be his turn to cook his own gourmet meal, for himself? Instead of just making one meal for both of us that we split the cost of groceries on?
Yup, someone always gets screwed.
Id save the communal meals for the weekends if youre still close at all after living together.
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ModestMouse
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23924009 - 12/13/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dont listen to rep he sounds butthurt and therefore biased
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23924028 - 12/13/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Dont listen to rep he sounds butthurt and therefore biased
Yo mama butthurt after last night
Ive had a few dozen roommates, can count the tolerable ones on one hand
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Sheekle
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23924038 - 12/13/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've known this friend who i'm moving with for 6-7 years now, we've spent hundreds upon hundreds of hours partying with each other throughout the years. I think we'll get along fine. This thread of rules is one of those semi-sarcastic things where I'm like serious about all the rules but not as serious about how serious i'm portraying myself as being about them, seriously.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle] 5
#23924058 - 12/13/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Rule 1: There are no Rules
Rule 2: Don't shit on the floor
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koods
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89] 2
#23924060 - 12/13/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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ModestMouse said: Dont listen to rep he sounds butthurt and therefore biased
Yo mama butthurt after last night
Maus is mad cause his girlfriend didn't give it up last night.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23924067 - 12/13/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Living with someones not the same as hanging out
It could work out though, I just dont recommend splitting food costs
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Sheekle
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23924074 - 12/13/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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word ill keep the food thing in mind
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: koods]
#23924077 - 12/13/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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Repertoire89 said:
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ModestMouse said: Dont listen to rep he sounds butthurt and therefore biased
Yo mama butthurt after last night
Maus is mad cause his girlfriend didn't give it up last night.
At least he has one, I havent touched a titty in over a year
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TNK
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23924106 - 12/13/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Y'all are some greedy mother fuckrs.
I'm with Sheekle; I share my food and meals with my roomate.
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koods
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK] 2
#23924177 - 12/13/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I was your roommate I'd give you as many cheeseburgers as you could fit
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK]
#23924200 - 12/13/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Y'all are some greedy mother fuckrs.
I'm with Sheekle; I share my food and meals with my roomate.
Good for you, I dont care to spend $400mo on food and have $150 of that available for my use.
This aint no charity.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89] 2
#23924211 - 12/13/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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This aint no soup kitchen boy!
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PreparationH
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23924233 - 12/13/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The funny thing is I had a roommate shit in our tub and top of toilet when he couldn't get out of the lease when he knocked his trash gf up. If only I had made that rule first lol
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TNK
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23924313 - 12/13/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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TheNatureKid said: Y'all are some greedy mother fuckrs.
I'm with Sheekle; I share my food and meals with my roomate.
Good for you, I dont care to spend $400mo on food and have $150 of that available for my use.
This aint no charity.
Who the fuck spends 400$ a month on food? You need to learn to shop better.
I spend less than 200$
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Repertoire89
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK]
#23924325 - 12/13/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I normally spend around $200, you're missing the plot here
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TNK
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK]
#23924330 - 12/13/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I guess in retrospect if I was spending 400$ a month on food I wouldn't share either.
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