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Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? * 5
    #23922184 - 12/13/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So after me and my bro fix up the place we're gonna have ourselves a chill bachelor pad. I compiled a list of rules for us to abide by, i'm gonna run it by my bro and I think he will agree with them. Do you guys have any other suggestions that would be worth adding to the list?

"No heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine, or non-prescribed prescription drugs allowed. Only exception is amphetamines (adderall, ritalin, etc) strictly for studying allowed if one chooses to do so.

No gang or cartel affiliates, or any other "thugs" allowed.

No violence or unnecessary aggression allowed.

No theives allowed.

No peeing, pooping, or vomiting anywhere aside from the inside of a toilet bowl or back yard allowed. (Pooping not allowed outside though.)

No talking about politics for more than an hour a day unless everybody is exceptionally interested in the topic at the time.

Wash your own dishes.

No blasting music at an unnecessarily loud volume.

Don't piss off the neighbors.

While the majority of food will be shared, if someone claims a particular item as their own then respect their wishes.

No smoking ciggaretes inside unless it is below 15F or above 95F and going outside is exceptionally uncomfortable. Even in these cases an E-cig is vastly preferred though. Hookah is OK to smoke indoors though because hookah's are badass.

No DEA, FBI, CIA, or LEO officers allowed.

No douchebags, scumbags, or any other human "bags" allowed.

No racism or other prejudices allowed, but no annoying preachy "social justice warriors" allowed either.

No guns allowed except for in the case of conceiled carry permits. If someone that none of us personally know is carrying, then they should be respectfully asked to leave their gun in their car.

If you pee outside of the toilet bowl then clean it well, don't just leave it to get all gross.

Nobody who hasn't showered in more than 4 days allowed.

No doing "burnouts" in the dead end allowed.

No psychotic or psychopathic people allowed. Nobody with borderline personality disorder either."


Intelligently discuss


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Edited by Sheekle (12/13/16 11:02 AM)


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23922203 - 12/13/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Take your shoes off at the door
put your own garbage in garbage can
no random pop in visits (depending on person of course)
break it you buy it
dont touch the chocolate milk


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23922207 - 12/13/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't read the whole thing but the no heroin rule is lame, now I can never come visit because shooting heroin in sheekles bathroom was on my bucket list. Now I can never live a fulfilling life.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23922214 - 12/13/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What about banging each others girls?


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK]
    #23922218 - 12/13/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You should also demand a cut of any drugs sold on the premise, even if they don't sell them specifically in the whole but leave your house to sell drugs, ask for a cut.

That's kinda a rule of thumb anyways.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: TNK]
    #23922235 - 12/13/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Also I dont understand, why would youy not accept meth but amphetamine is fine? They are basically the same drug but one is slightly more euphoric and a tad more potent but still both produce the same effects pretty much. May as well say MDMA/MDA is not allowed either heh.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #23922241 - 12/13/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"majority of food will be shared"

I wouldn't go down this road, it will cause big problems.

Have separate food items for each person so there's no disputes. I have heard of huge problems over a slice of cheese, it's not worth it.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23922255 - 12/13/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SonicTitan said:
Also I dont understand, why would youy not accept meth but amphetamine is fine? They are basically the same drug but one is slightly more euphoric and a tad more potent but still both produce the same effects pretty much. May as well say MDMA/MDA is not allowed either heh.



I don't want a bunch of speed freaks running around rambling about government conspiracies and jerking off for 12 hours & stealin my shit.

If someone wants to take an adderall so they could get their study on it's fine by me, there's no need to bring meth dealers into the picture.

Ecstacy is allowed.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: qman]
    #23922262 - 12/13/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

qman said:
"majority of food will be shared"

I wouldn't go down this road, it will cause big problems.

Have separate food items for each person so there's no disputes. I have heard of huge problems over a slice of cheese, it's not worth it.



What kind of retard fights over a piece of cheese? The rule says if someone claims something as their own then to respect their wish, so people can just claim stuff as whatever.

My friend who's moving in with me is a pretty respectful person as am I, I highly doubt there's gonna be any cheese slice disputes in our future.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23922268 - 12/13/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

BYOD

oh, and booty bumps are preferred.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23922269 - 12/13/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No cocaine?
That rule blows

How do you know if someone is a thief before they steal from you?

Can you two own guns or are guns strictly prohibited?

Man that rule list sucks because most of it is self explanatory and a
list isn't really necessary and it would probably annoy me if I was your
bro and you presented me with that list :lol:


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: qman]
    #23922271 - 12/13/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Rule #1 do not talk about rule #1

Rule #2 do not talk about rule #1

Rule #3 do not talk about rule #1


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23922275 - 12/13/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

SonicTitan said:
Also I dont understand, why would youy not accept meth but amphetamine is fine? They are basically the same drug but one is slightly more euphoric and a tad more potent but still both produce the same effects pretty much. May as well say MDMA/MDA is not allowed either heh.



I don't want a bunch of speed freaks running around rambling about government conspiracies and jerking off for 12 hours & stealin my shit.

If someone wants to take an adderall so they could get their study on it's fine by me, there's no need to bring meth dealers into the picture.

Ecstacy is allowed.




I understand you dont want meth dealers or sketchbags but not everyone if not most people who do meth recreationally (not addicts) wont be stealing and jerking off in your house. I for one have never done anything like that on meth or amphetamines. Its the company you keep bro reguardless of what they are into :smile:
I know people who will do exactly what you said without being on drugs at all.

If I was to visit you would have a hard time even telling if I was high on amphetamines or any upper like that, unless I was very cranked up but even then I would just be talking fast.
I have much respect for others belongings/dwellings and would never do anything to make people uncomfortable or upset in their own homes.


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Edited by SonicTitan (12/13/16 11:01 AM)


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23922300 - 12/13/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't drink the last beer in the fridge...:faded:
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No guns allowed,



But sword fighting is OK... :warmonk::msguerrilla:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: vinsue]
    #23922307 - 12/13/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I would say all banging must be in sanctioned fuck zones
Aka not your dinner table etx


Not that there will be much of that... But we can cross that bridge when its time


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: vinsue]
    #23922361 - 12/13/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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vinsue said:
Don't drink the last beer in the fridge...:faded:
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No guns allowed,



But sword fighting is OK... :warmonk::msguerrilla:  . . . :peace:



That metal slug guy will win for sure. They are fucking ninjas.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23922362 - 12/13/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
I would say all banging must be in sanctioned fuck zones
Aka not your dinner table etx


Not that there will be much of that... But we can cross that bridge when its time



Yea me and my friend were talking about that yesterday actually I just forgot to add it to the list


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23922398 - 12/13/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What's your take on making extractions?  Some people don't like the odor.


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: Lucis]
    #23922403 - 12/13/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sheeks might want to rethink the meth thing meth can be fun to try once

Im with you on the heroin and crack tho fuck that


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Re: Rules for my new house. Any suggestions? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23922422 - 12/13/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

no wearing of pants or shoes in the bedroom


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