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"How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples...
#23920064 - 12/12/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I swear I posted on that thread. Now I can't find it. Pretty sure it was this site 'cause I'm not on any other except Youtube.
It was a post and people gave examples of how lazy they were, like one guy said he only put things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22, etc. One guy shot out a light with a BB gun so he would not have to get out of bed. I said that I never check to see if my underwear is inside-out because no one is going to see...
Do you have an example?
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse]
#23920077 - 12/12/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm so lazy i once spent 6 hours after waking up browsing reddit and shroomery and not even getting out of bed.
I'll remember more bhut I'm about to go to sleep because I'm to lazy to stay up more than 10 hours at a time (this has been a thing since this past january , although i only started sleeping so much because i worked 3 jobs up until a couple weeks ago which kinda cancels that one out, but i quit my third job a couple weeks ago and i still don't stay up more than 10 consecutive hours on any given day)
I'll definitely come up with more though, i think this thread has potential.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23920092 - 12/12/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When the roll of Charmin or angle soft runs out I call it good and go about my day
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#23920098 - 12/12/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had to dig through a pile of empty whiskey bottles and trash nigh 2 feet high yesterday just to see the floor beside my bed.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23920109 - 12/12/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm so fucking lazy I won't even fini....
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Patlal]
#23920133 - 12/12/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I brush my teeth in the shower. Well, I set the shower hose on 'hard spray' and use it on my teeth like a water pic.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse]
#23920199 - 12/12/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The laziest among us read this thread and didn't bother commenting.
I failed to avoid it, only because I'm procrastinating drawing
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Ezuma] 1
#23920277 - 12/12/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I pee in the shower.
Not just when I'm in it... ALL the time. It started when I had a girlfriend and she complained that I missed at night and so I figured I couldn't miss the tub. So easy, like using a urinal. And it saves water. I'm single now so I don't even run the water afterward most times.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse]
#23920296 - 12/12/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like to throw shit at the light switch to turn the lights off at night when im too tired to get up and switch myself, its actually very close by..
Most times tho i end up leaving the light on cuz i just cant be botherrd to get up and lose rem sleep over it. Im very ocd when it comes to falling asleep, everything has to be right otherwise i stay up all night..
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse] 1
#23920329 - 12/12/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I'm sitting or lying down and an object is just out of reach, sometimes I'll roll or crawl to it to avoid standing up.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse] 1
#23920335 - 12/12/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I eat cereal out of bowls encrusted with solidified milk.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Alyssa]
#23920421 - 12/12/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like to work but I'm not really trained for anything. I am lazy enough that I can't spend my life doing anything particular. I get afraid of doing things. Work has consequences!
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Morel Guy]
#23920711 - 12/12/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Over the years I've spent quite a lot of time claiming government benefits, living a very comfortable lifestyle without working.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23920728 - 12/12/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: I'm so lazy i once spent 6 hours after waking up browsing reddit and shroomery and not even getting out of bed. .
If I am around the abode in the morning I will open shroomery, or other sites, stay logged in, but go about doing things like cleaning,working out, laundry, etc, then when I am ready to head out for the day I close my tabs down. Another things about being online, I think if someone is online and they are not just browsing mindless stuff, then that's not being lazy because you're learning, and nothings wrong with that. I don't stay in bed though, once I get 5-7 hours of sleep I am up and can't go back to sleep until I get some stuff done, it's almost like I am wired to not be lazy.
With that said, I am not lazy, I get super depressed if I am lazy, at a place I was working not that long ago my ability to keep going was poked fun at by some of the other employees, one called me a "do boy" because I was always chomping at the bit to keep active. I consider the drive I have a blessing and a curse, it's a blessing because I have good work ethic, it's a curse because I have seen numerous people try to take advantage of it.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Alyssa]
#23920806 - 12/12/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: Over the years I've spent quite a lot of time claiming government benefits, living a very comfortable lifestyle without working.
Can you message me and give me some pointers? I am really literally fucked up and in constant pain and working my ass off and I don't know how to get help.
Back to being lazy... if I'm on my side in the bed, sometimes I want to respond to a post but I'd have to roll over to type and I'll just say-fuck it.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse]
#23920902 - 12/12/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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klhouse



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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: T-Rex]
#23921115 - 12/12/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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99% of the time i sleep in my clothes. It also helps because I don't have to use a blanket and sheets-- so the next day I don't have to make the bed. If I'm cold I'll sleep in a hoodie. Of course, only single guys could do that.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse]
#23921238 - 12/12/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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klhouse said: I pee in the shower.
Not just when I'm in it... ALL the time. It started when I had a girlfriend and she complained that I missed at night and so I figured I couldn't miss the tub. So easy, like using a urinal. And it saves water. I'm single now so I don't even run the water afterward most times.
I pee on my feet in the shower. Supposed to be good at preventing athletes foot.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse] 2
#23921260 - 12/12/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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klhouse said: 99% of the time i sleep in my clothes. It also helps because I don't have to use a blanket and sheets-- so the next day I don't have to make the bed. If I'm cold I'll sleep in a hoodie. Of course, only single guys could do that.
Make the bed
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23921523 - 12/13/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I only have a fitted sheet and a pillow on the bed so it does not get messed up. On special occasions I[ll throw a comforter over bed. Too lazy to fix that typo.
Starting at midnight, after finising my buddies engine replaceement, I cleaned garage, found xmas stuff and put yard decorations and inside tree up. Raked the front yard by the light from street light and loaded it all om my truck. Now dtime is pushing 3 in mornign. I am notalways lazy.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: HamHead]
#23921532 - 12/13/16 01:13 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
HamHead said:
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klhouse said: I pee in the shower.
Not just when I'm in it... ALL the time. It started when I had a girlfriend and she complained that I missed at night and so I figured I couldn't miss the tub. So easy, like using a urinal. And it saves water. I'm single now so I don't even run the water afterward most times.
I pee on my feet in the shower. Supposed to be good at preventing athletes foot.
Everybody does it. or not?, they don't know what they're missing anyways :X
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: psilosalvia]
#23922040 - 12/13/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I found the original thread on Youtube.
Not many lazy people on this site. Those people are so much funnier and imaginative than this crowd...
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: klhouse] 1
#23922067 - 12/13/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That wasn't very nice. Why don't you go join them?
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: 1234go]
#23922142 - 12/13/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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YouTube has threads?
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: hex_enduction] 1
#23922180 - 12/13/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think he's confused.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: hex_enduction]
#23922320 - 12/13/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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hex_enduction said: YouTube has threads?
This is my thought. Op, let me see a link, because the examples in op were funny to begin with.
I'm picturing like 20 people making short 30 second video responses to each other, and op clicks through all of them like it's a thread
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23922388 - 12/13/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm too lazy to rip up cardboard boxes to put them in the trash so I throw them in my garage telling myself I'll burn them one day. I liters have like 30 pizza boxes in there. I have to Shovel them out of the way with a snow Shovel just to get down the stairs.
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#23922395 - 12/13/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nothing can top Adam carolla's laziness. I remember hearing him on loveline with Dr drew once where he told a story about how he was too lazy to get out of the shower to take a dump so he shit in the shower and mashed it down the drain with the heel of his foot. I wish I could find the video.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: searching]
#23922410 - 12/13/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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searching said: I'm too lazy to rip up cardboard boxes to put them in the trash so I throw them in my garage telling myself I'll burn them one day. I liters have like 30 pizza boxes in there. I have to Shovel them out of the way with a snow Shovel just to get down the stairs.
I break boxes down fully so I can fit more into the recycling bin, one bin is paper, the other glass/metal, I keep them nice and organized.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: Lucis]
#23922433 - 12/13/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fennario said:
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searching said: I'm too lazy to rip up cardboard boxes to put them in the trash so I throw them in my garage telling myself I'll burn them one day. I liters have like 30 pizza boxes in there. I have to Shovel them out of the way with a snow Shovel just to get down the stairs.
I break boxes down fully so I can fit more into the recycling bin, one bin is paper, the other glass/metal, I keep them nice and organized.
Well what are you doing in this thread then? Damn overachiever. just messing with you.
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: searching]
#23932692 - 12/16/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes, I was confused about the Youtube... or more specifically, I was high.
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#23932715 - 12/16/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bes' reconize..
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Re: "How lazy are you?" thread? Remember? Examples... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23933212 - 12/16/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:
hex_enduction said: YouTube has threads?
This is my thought. Op, let me see a link, because the examples in op were funny to begin with.
I'm picturing like 20 people making short 30 second video responses to each other, and op clicks through all of them like it's a thread 
I think he means comments.
But I swear I remember that exact same thread. Huh.
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