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#23915799 - 12/11/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Earlier this week I had a pretty terrible stomach bug. I don't know if it was food poisoning, the flu, or just too many nights in a row of hard partying.
I vomited several times throughout the week and I don't think I took a solid shit for 5 days straight. This morning I was putting my dirty clothes together to drop off at the laundromat and I noticed that the sweats that I wore to bed one night (the night i was probably the sickest) had the nastiest, most pronounced diarrhea shit stain right on the crack of the pants.
WTF right? How did I not notice this immediately when I woke up? And I think I walked my dog in them too which is pretty embarrassing. Although I live in NYC and seeing someone with shitty britches is a pretty common thing so maybe I just fit right in with the rest of the vagrants in this cesspool of a city?
It's still unacceptable though. I've sharted plenty of times in my life, I'm sure we all have, but shitting the bed? That's a first for me. Any other bed-shitters out there? Should we start a support group?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 6
#23915902 - 12/11/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pull it together, bro. You need to slow down in life, take things one step at a time. Have you tried meditating?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23915919 - 12/11/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I haven't but I've definitely given it serious consideration lately. I even tried the app headspace but just couldn't stick with it long enough. My "meditation" is hopping on my bike and hitting the open road.
I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23915928 - 12/11/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holy fuck, man. Clean up your act.
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#23915933 - 12/11/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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DustyBottoms said: I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
Clear head, clear bottom.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 1
#23915935 - 12/11/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im pretty sure you have reached what they refer to as enlightenment, keep up the good fight buddy.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117] 4
#23915949 - 12/11/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kinda ironic with your name being dusty Bottoms..
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117]
#23915952 - 12/11/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think you guys are being overly harsh. To my credit I was sick as balls for a few days.
If my shit story was at my desk and fully awake but I didn't notice it for a few days...then yeah, i would say I have some serious issues.
That night I probably just coughed in my sleep and suffered from a little anal leakage...could happen to anybody.
This isn't denial. I'm just very selective about the realities I choose to accept
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23915963 - 12/11/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im sorry i got caught up in the hype. Its happens to the best of us. Last year i accidently sharted at work. Had to throw my boxers away lol and luckily i have extra uniforms at work.... i wasnt sick either haha you have an excuse!
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117]
#23915969 - 12/11/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sharting in public is the fucking worst. Whenever it happens to me I won't trust a fart for days.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 1
#23916109 - 12/11/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have yet to shit my pants, but I plan on adding that to my bucket list.
I think if I live long enough, I will probably just go back to slamming heroin in my veins so I never have loose poop, shittin rocks to the day I die.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23916143 - 12/11/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 3
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Alyssa said: I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge
Eliminate? Is that the new lingo for shitting your britches?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Lucis]
#23916152 - 12/11/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had a bad flu years ago and i shat my pants. It just happened with a cough...
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Lucis]
#23916159 - 12/11/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fennario said: Eliminate? Is that the new lingo for shitting your britches?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination Second definition.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 7
#23916170 - 12/11/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 2
#23916176 - 12/11/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why do you feel the need to let everyone know what a disgusting person you are? There are toddlers with better hygiene than you.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Shroomslip]
#23916181 - 12/11/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Why do you feel the need to let everyone know what a disgusting person you are? There are toddlers with better hygiene than you.
I'm hoping it catches on. We need to relax about hygiene and free our bodies; I'm the leader of the physiological liberty revolution. OK, so I'm the only one in it so far, but my intention is that with enough dissemination of the idea people will start to realize how much sense it makes and join me.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23917205 - 12/11/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've met a number of people who are into wearing diapers as adults. It's weird to me but I'm not going to give them a hard time about it. I think they generally don't shit in them though.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Easyriding123]
#23917527 - 12/11/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Easyriding123 said: Kinda ironic with your name being dusty Bottoms..
Dead. Name should be Dingleberry Bottoms.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: psi]
#23917541 - 12/11/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said: I've met a number of people who are into wearing diapers as adults. It's weird to me but I'm not going to give them a hard time about it. I think they generally don't shit in them though.
u know a bunch of gross weirdos who piss in diapers?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Sheekle]
#23917685 - 12/11/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is one guy I still know, and the rest are people I met once or twice at parties.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: psi]
#23917707 - 12/11/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What the fuck is wrong with people.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23917836 - 12/11/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge
You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge". Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet.
The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. Do you even use diapers? What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom?
Edited by flickedbic (12/11/16 08:52 PM)
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: flickedbic]
#23917945 - 12/11/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge
You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge". Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet.
The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. Do you even use diapers? What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom?
Nice straw man, obviously you didn't bother to read the entire sentence that you quoted part of. I hate how the shroomery butchers my ideas like this to preserve the status quo.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23917983 - 12/11/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I once at 20 grams of morning glory seeds and shit myself at the peak. fun stuff
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23918016 - 12/11/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just tell me you wear diapers when you shit your pants. Lie if you have to.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: flickedbic]
#23918084 - 12/11/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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flickedbic said: Just tell me you wear diapers when you shit your pants. Lie if you have to.
It's very rare that I have to shit when there's no bathroom, I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens. I usually shit right after the first thing I eat after waking up, which is always at home or at a friend's house. So no, but I don't have any diseases, I never engage in any behavior that carries any risk and I still get tested every 3 months just to make absolutely sure.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: spaceyvibess]
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spaceyvibess said: I once at 20 grams of morning glory seeds and shit myself at the peak. fun stuff
It must be really awkward to deal with shitty pants when you're tripping.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
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Alyssa said: Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
What the fuck? You're gross, man.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23918166 - 12/11/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why don't you rub some of your shit into an open wound. Tell us all how clean your shit is then.
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Alyssa said:
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flickedbic said:
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I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge
You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge". Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet.
The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. Do you even use diapers? What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom?
Nice straw man, obviously you didn't bother to read the entire sentence that you quoted part of. I hate how the shroomery butchers my ideas like this to preserve the status quo.
You and rhozohunter should go off and start a cult somewhere and leave us alone.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: koods] 1
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I think that shit you found in your pants was the physical manifestation of the cerebral stress stored away in your body. Its clear to me that your body just couldnt take it anymore, and while your conscious mind was at rest, your subconscious took over and forced you to dump that stress. I bet you were never really sick to begin with, but you probably feel hell of a lot better now right?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: OliverJames]
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It happens, I sharted once after a weekend of drinking too much whiskey and beer haha. I mean I wasn't sick as well but at least you did it in your home and not waiting for the c-train at 6:30am on a Monday!!
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Lived in a share house where my mate found a shit on the chair in the corner of his room after a week of increasing stink.:goodtimes:
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Alyssa said: I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens.
What's your preferred brand of choice? As far as effectiveness and comfort goes?
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#23918978 - 12/12/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
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Fun game for anybody still in college or just for super immature adults (like my friends)...
It goes like this...you and a buddy each get a case of beer and a box of depends. You pound beers until one of you pisses the diaper.
The loser pisses themselves and the winner does not.
My 30-something year old friends played this a couple years ago.
Maybe I need to find new friends...
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I'm sorry I read this thread while drinking a veggie smoothie
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
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DustyBottoms said: Fun game for anybody still in college or just for super immature adults (like my friends)...
It goes like this...you and a buddy each get a case of beer and a box of depends. You pound beers until one of you pisses the diaper.
The loser pisses themselves and the winner does not.
My 30-something year old friends played this a couple years ago.
Maybe I need to find new friends...
Alyssa is right about one thing, it's bad for your health to do that. Holding it in can mess you up over time so it's not very smart to make a game out of it. Which, sadly, alot of drinking games involve this...
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Crystal G] 2
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Crystal G said: I'm sorry I read this thread while drinking a veggie smoothie 
To be fair, you probably should have known what to expect from the title.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
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Alyssa said: Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
Tryna get married or what? My mom would love you.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23919153 - 12/12/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens.
What's your preferred brand of choice? As far as effectiveness and comfort goes?
You parsed that sentence wrong, there's no comma because I meant that I don't want to wear to wear them all the time just so that on the rare occasions when I have to shit and there's no bathroom I'm wearing one, so I just go in my underwear when I need to. You can imagine the variability as far as the outcome, but I literally don't give a shit, I'm free of diseases so I'm not harming anyone.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919166 - 12/12/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23919183 - 12/12/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
You never know if I actually do it or not, since I'm totally anonymous. I may just be trying to make a point. Also, eliminating in a public area is illegal while doing it in your pants is not.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919211 - 12/12/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
You never know if I actually do it or not, since I'm totally anonymous. I may just be trying to make a point. Also, eliminating in a public area is illegal while doing it in your pants is not.
I was just about to defend you UNTIL I went to your mushies ratings...
"Date: 9/1/16 Author: The Cheshire Cat Title: Gross, nasty, and also a troll Message: Talked about rolling around in her own feces "
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919214 - 12/12/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The divine aren't worried about man's laws or any constructs that are man-made. It is known this moment is transitional and that which never dies cannot be caged. The more you get involved in structures like that the more you believe in illusions and farther away from the source you get. Deeper into the slumber. Ignorance.
I see the poetry in what you're doin' here but I'd say most of the time it flies way over peoples heads.
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#23919222 - 12/12/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: You parsed that sentence wrong, I just go in my underwear when I need to.
Oh, my bad.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23919428 - 12/12/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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DustyBottoms said: I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
Clear head, clear bottom.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23919440 - 12/12/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: I see the poetry in what you're doin' here but I'd say most of the time it flies way over peoples heads.
I know it does, my ideas are many years ahead of my time. Historians will look back at my shroomery posts and think "wow, Alyssa was the pioneer of physiological liberty. She was so enlightened, especially for living in such a repressed era." It will be universal in the future. No one will learn to control their sphincters anymore. As a consequence of the continuous immediate satisfaction of all physiological impulses (not just elimination, everything), giving birth will be painless. The only reason it's painful is because our bodies are damaged from repression. Another absolutely brilliant revelation that won't be appreciated in this era because that which is external to the body and mind is considered the most important right now. That will change.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919838 - 12/12/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Repertoire89]
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