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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23919066 - 12/12/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: I'm sorry I read this thread while drinking a veggie smoothie 
To be fair, you probably should have known what to expect from the title.
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vandago



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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919072 - 12/12/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
Tryna get married or what? My mom would love you.
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Alyssa
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23919153 - 12/12/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens.
What's your preferred brand of choice? As far as effectiveness and comfort goes?
You parsed that sentence wrong, there's no comma because I meant that I don't want to wear to wear them all the time just so that on the rare occasions when I have to shit and there's no bathroom I'm wearing one, so I just go in my underwear when I need to. You can imagine the variability as far as the outcome, but I literally don't give a shit, I'm free of diseases so I'm not harming anyone.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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PartoftheSource
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919166 - 12/12/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23919183 - 12/12/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
You never know if I actually do it or not, since I'm totally anonymous. I may just be trying to make a point. Also, eliminating in a public area is illegal while doing it in your pants is not.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919211 - 12/12/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said:
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PartoftheSource said: When isn't there ever a bathroom near by? It's statements like these that make me question your trollness, Alyssa, for someone so enlightened. Why wouldn't you just drop your drawers and then drop a duece somewhere instead of "crapping your pants"? What sense does it make to walk around with shitty britches? It's far easier to find a leaf to wipe your ass with behind some random bush then it is to walk around with defecation in your underpants. I mean what the fuck. i cant wrap my mind around it.
Also, just because you're supposedly disease free doesn't mean you aren't harming anyone by laying your poop smears everywhere. Have you ever heard of Pink eye or the phrase, "dont shit where you eat"?
You never know if I actually do it or not, since I'm totally anonymous. I may just be trying to make a point. Also, eliminating in a public area is illegal while doing it in your pants is not.
I was just about to defend you UNTIL I went to your mushies ratings...
"Date: 9/1/16 Author: The Cheshire Cat Title: Gross, nasty, and also a troll Message: Talked about rolling around in her own feces "
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919214 - 12/12/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The divine aren't worried about man's laws or any constructs that are man-made. It is known this moment is transitional and that which never dies cannot be caged. The more you get involved in structures like that the more you believe in illusions and farther away from the source you get. Deeper into the slumber. Ignorance.
I see the poetry in what you're doin' here but I'd say most of the time it flies way over peoples heads.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23919222 - 12/12/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Alyssa said: You parsed that sentence wrong, I just go in my underwear when I need to.
Oh, my bad.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23919428 - 12/12/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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DustyBottoms said: I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
Clear head, clear bottom.
As above, so below. 
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23919440 - 12/12/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: I see the poetry in what you're doin' here but I'd say most of the time it flies way over peoples heads.
I know it does, my ideas are many years ahead of my time. Historians will look back at my shroomery posts and think "wow, Alyssa was the pioneer of physiological liberty. She was so enlightened, especially for living in such a repressed era." It will be universal in the future. No one will learn to control their sphincters anymore. As a consequence of the continuous immediate satisfaction of all physiological impulses (not just elimination, everything), giving birth will be painless. The only reason it's painful is because our bodies are damaged from repression. Another absolutely brilliant revelation that won't be appreciated in this era because that which is external to the body and mind is considered the most important right now. That will change.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23919838 - 12/12/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Be this you, thou fairest of sirens?
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vandago



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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Repertoire89]
#23920919 - 12/12/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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