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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: psi]
    #23917541 - 12/11/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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psi said:
I've met a number of people who are into wearing diapers as adults. It's weird to me but I'm not going to give them a hard time about it. I think they generally don't shit in them though.



u know a bunch of gross weirdos who piss in diapers?


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Sheekle]
    #23917685 - 12/11/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There is one guy I still know, and the rest are people I met once or twice at parties.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: psi]
    #23917707 - 12/11/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What the fuck is wrong with people.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23917836 - 12/11/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge





You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge".  Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet. 


The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. 
Do you even use diapers?  What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom? 


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: flickedbic]
    #23917945 - 12/11/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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flickedbic said:
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I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge





You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge".  Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet. 


The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. 
Do you even use diapers?  What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom? 



Nice straw man, obviously you didn't bother to read the entire sentence that you quoted part of. I hate how the shroomery butchers my ideas like this to preserve the status quo.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23917983 - 12/11/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I once at 20 grams of morning glory seeds and shit myself at the peak. fun stuff


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23918016 - 12/11/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just tell me you wear diapers when you shit your pants.  Lie if you have to.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: flickedbic]
    #23918084 - 12/11/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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flickedbic said:
Just tell me you wear diapers when you shit your pants.  Lie if you have to.



It's very rare that I have to shit when there's no bathroom, I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens. I usually shit right after the first thing I eat after waking up, which is always at home or at a friend's house. So no, but I don't have any diseases, I never engage in any behavior that carries any risk and I still get tested every 3 months just to make absolutely sure.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: spaceyvibess]
    #23918101 - 12/11/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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spaceyvibess said:
I once at 20 grams of morning glory seeds and shit myself at the peak. fun stuff




It must be really awkward to deal with shitty pants when you're tripping.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23918121 - 12/11/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.



What the fuck? You're gross, man.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
    #23918166 - 12/11/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Why don't you rub some of your shit into an open wound. Tell us all how clean your shit is then.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23918408 - 12/12/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

flickedbic said:
Quote:


I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge





You need to respect my right not to be bombarded with the idea of you shiting your pants when you "feel the urge".  Your shit-nazi terroristic attack inflicted such psychological trama on me I and my family are due financial recompense. I also move for a 7 month janitorial service at cheap venues to become aware what it's like dealing with people shitting everywhere but the toilet. 


The only acceptable time for dipers after childhood is senility or fleeing across country without stopping. 
Do you even use diapers?  What if you're in the grocery store, you can't walk into the bathroom? 



Nice straw man, obviously you didn't bother to read the entire sentence that you quoted part of. I hate how the shroomery butchers my ideas like this to preserve the status quo.



You and rhozohunter should go off and start a cult somewhere and leave us alone.


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: koods] * 1
    #23918450 - 12/12/16 01:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think that shit you found in your pants was the physical manifestation of the cerebral stress stored away in your body. Its clear to me that your body just couldnt take it anymore, and while your conscious mind was at rest, your subconscious took over and forced you to dump that stress. I bet you were never really sick to begin with, but you probably feel hell of a lot better now right?


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: OliverJames]
    #23918548 - 12/12/16 03:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It happens, I sharted once after a weekend of drinking too much whiskey and beer haha. I mean I wasn't sick as well but at least you did it in your home and not waiting for the c-train at 6:30am on a Monday!!


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: SonicTitan] * 1
    #23918553 - 12/12/16 04:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lived in a share house where my mate found a shit on the chair in the corner of his room after a week of increasing stink.:goodtimes:


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23918949 - 12/12/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
I don't wear diapers all the time just for the few occasions when it happens.




What's your preferred brand of choice? As far as effectiveness and comfort goes?


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #23918978 - 12/12/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It Depends...:lol:


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23918992 - 12/12/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Fun game for anybody still in college or just for super immature adults (like my friends)...

It goes like this...you and a buddy each get a case of beer and a box of depends.  You pound beers until one of you pisses the diaper.

The loser pisses themselves and the winner does not.

My 30-something year old friends played this a couple years ago. 

Maybe I need to find new friends...:shrug:


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] * 1
    #23919008 - 12/12/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sorry I read this thread while drinking a veggie smoothie :mad2:


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Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23919057 - 12/12/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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DustyBottoms said:
Fun game for anybody still in college or just for super immature adults (like my friends)...

It goes like this...you and a buddy each get a case of beer and a box of depends.  You pound beers until one of you pisses the diaper.

The loser pisses themselves and the winner does not.

My 30-something year old friends played this a couple years ago. 

Maybe I need to find new friends...:shrug:




Alyssa is right about one thing, it's bad for your health to do that. Holding it in can mess you up over time so it's not very smart to make a game out of it. Which, sadly, alot of drinking games involve this...


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