|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... 1
#23915799 - 12/11/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Earlier this week I had a pretty terrible stomach bug. I don't know if it was food poisoning, the flu, or just too many nights in a row of hard partying.
I vomited several times throughout the week and I don't think I took a solid shit for 5 days straight. This morning I was putting my dirty clothes together to drop off at the laundromat and I noticed that the sweats that I wore to bed one night (the night i was probably the sickest) had the nastiest, most pronounced diarrhea shit stain right on the crack of the pants.
WTF right? How did I not notice this immediately when I woke up? And I think I walked my dog in them too which is pretty embarrassing. Although I live in NYC and seeing someone with shitty britches is a pretty common thing so maybe I just fit right in with the rest of the vagrants in this cesspool of a city?
It's still unacceptable though. I've sharted plenty of times in my life, I'm sure we all have, but shitting the bed? That's a first for me. Any other bed-shitters out there? Should we start a support group?
--------------------
|
1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,891
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 6
#23915902 - 12/11/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Pull it together, bro. You need to slow down in life, take things one step at a time. Have you tried meditating?
|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: 1234go]
#23915919 - 12/11/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I haven't but I've definitely given it serious consideration lately. I even tried the app headspace but just couldn't stick with it long enough. My "meditation" is hopping on my bike and hitting the open road.
I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
--------------------
|
Webster10
Up like Trump



Registered: 12/03/13
Posts: 9,966
Loc: Strawberry Fields
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23915928 - 12/11/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Holy fuck, man. Clean up your act.
--------------------
|
1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,891
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 8
#23915933 - 12/11/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
DustyBottoms said: I'm not sure I follow the logic though. Meditators don't ever shit the bed?
Clear head, clear bottom.
As above, so below.
|
MkUltra117
The Man with The Plan



Registered: 02/11/09
Posts: 641
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 1
#23915935 - 12/11/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Im pretty sure you have reached what they refer to as enlightenment, keep up the good fight buddy.
|
Easyriding123
Extra ordinary


Registered: 02/25/16
Posts: 744
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117] 4
#23915949 - 12/11/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Kinda ironic with your name being dusty Bottoms..
|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117]
#23915952 - 12/11/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I think you guys are being overly harsh. To my credit I was sick as balls for a few days.
If my shit story was at my desk and fully awake but I didn't notice it for a few days...then yeah, i would say I have some serious issues.
That night I probably just coughed in my sleep and suffered from a little anal leakage...could happen to anybody.
This isn't denial. I'm just very selective about the realities I choose to accept
--------------------
|
MkUltra117
The Man with The Plan



Registered: 02/11/09
Posts: 641
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23915963 - 12/11/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Im sorry i got caught up in the hype. Its happens to the best of us. Last year i accidently sharted at work. Had to throw my boxers away lol and luckily i have extra uniforms at work.... i wasnt sick either haha you have an excuse!
|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: MkUltra117]
#23915969 - 12/11/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Sharting in public is the fucking worst. Whenever it happens to me I won't trust a fart for days.
--------------------
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms] 1
#23916109 - 12/11/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I have yet to shit my pants, but I plan on adding that to my bucket list.
I think if I live long enough, I will probably just go back to slamming heroin in my veins so I never have loose poop, shittin rocks to the day I die.
-------------------- ©️
|
Alyssa
consecrated woman ✝️

Registered: 11/25/14
Posts: 1,517
Last seen: 5 days, 23 hours
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23916143 - 12/11/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 3
#23916150 - 12/11/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Alyssa said: I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge
Eliminate? Is that the new lingo for shitting your britches?
-------------------- ©️
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 11 hours, 35 minutes
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Lucis]
#23916152 - 12/11/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I had a bad flu years ago and i shat my pants. It just happened with a cough...
--------------------
|
Alyssa
consecrated woman ✝️

Registered: 11/25/14
Posts: 1,517
Last seen: 5 days, 23 hours
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Lucis]
#23916159 - 12/11/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fennario said: Eliminate? Is that the new lingo for shitting your britches?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination Second definition.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
|
PatrickKn


Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 7
#23916170 - 12/11/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Alyssa said: Don't worry about it, it's perfectly natural and harmless. Humans should be respectful of each other's physiology. I eliminate in my pants any time I feel the urge and there's no bathroom available; I don't hold it, that would damage my urinary or intestinal tract and possibly cause kidney stones or internal infections. If I have continuous diarrhea I just make a huge mess of the bed and clean it all up at the end (I have a mattress cover), I don't try to control it. So in my view what you did is not only acceptable, I would encourage it in order to avoid damaging your body by holding it.
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 5 hours, 7 minutes
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa] 2
#23916176 - 12/11/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Why do you feel the need to let everyone know what a disgusting person you are? There are toddlers with better hygiene than you.
--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
|
Alyssa
consecrated woman ✝️

Registered: 11/25/14
Posts: 1,517
Last seen: 5 days, 23 hours
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Shroomslip]
#23916181 - 12/11/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Shroomslip said: Why do you feel the need to let everyone know what a disgusting person you are? There are toddlers with better hygiene than you.
I'm hoping it catches on. We need to relax about hygiene and free our bodies; I'm the leader of the physiological liberty revolution. OK, so I'm the only one in it so far, but my intention is that with enough dissemination of the idea people will start to realize how much sense it makes and join me.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Alyssa]
#23917205 - 12/11/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I've met a number of people who are into wearing diapers as adults. It's weird to me but I'm not going to give them a hard time about it. I think they generally don't shit in them though.
|
ak47myth
Stranger


Registered: 08/04/11
Posts: 1,306
Last seen: 3 years, 4 months
|
Re: I shit myself a couple nights ago and just now realized it... [Re: Easyriding123]
#23917527 - 12/11/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Easyriding123 said: Kinda ironic with your name being dusty Bottoms..
Dead. Name should be Dingleberry Bottoms.
|
|