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TNK
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I will put things in my butt for beer money. 3
#23914880 - 12/10/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thread title says it all; I will insert objects into my Anoose for money.
I got carrots, Cucumber, spoons and forks, all sorts of things.
I need money for beer because I am a dead beat alcoholic.
Want pictures of my feet? No problem. hit me up.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] 4
#23914887 - 12/10/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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$300 if you put sanchos arm in there
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] 4
#23914890 - 12/10/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you have a traffic cone?
A traffic cone for a case of beer.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 3
#23914893 - 12/10/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 3
#23914894 - 12/10/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think i could fit an entire traffic cone. Maybe tho.
This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#23914896 - 12/10/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.
Hit me up when I am on the clock and we can finger something out.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 1
#23914897 - 12/10/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How about you get to drink as many beers as you can fit
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 1
#23914903 - 12/10/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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10c for every pickle slice, they have to be standard cut, slathered in mayonnaise and delivered by monkeys with crinkled hands
*in handfuls, one load total
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 1
#23914905 - 12/10/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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$10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] 1
#23914906 - 12/10/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: I don't think i could fit an entire traffic cone. Maybe tho.
This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.
She needed a lawyer. You need a drink. Also "she" not "he"
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK]
#23914908 - 12/10/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said:
This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.
hehe, well that's because she's a delicate flower, you're thunderbot or whatever, you have a reputation to uphold.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 1
#23914909 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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everyone know's the vagina mark up is like 150%
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 4
#23914910 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said:
she's a delicate flower,

oh yeah real delicate
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: PatrickKn] 3
#23914911 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PatrickKn said: $10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.
$20 bucks for a box of baking soda and a bottle of vinegar. $100 if you do it as an elementary school volcano demonstration.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#23914913 - 12/10/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.

Le Royale with cheese
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 1
#23914917 - 12/10/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
PatrickKn said: $10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.
$20 bucks for a box of baking soda and a bottle of vinegar. $100 if you do it as an elementary school volcano demonstration.
I was thinking something along the lines of a roll of mentos and some diet coke, but I guess your way would have a similar effect, either way seems like a good plan.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 1
#23914923 - 12/10/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The mentos thing would be very explosive. More of a Mount St. Helens effect compared to a nice baking soda based lava flow
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] 4
#23914924 - 12/10/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That would require me to get some start up cash to make this happen.
Come on guys, lets brain storm.
Let me post some pics.
Pic 1

pic 2

pic 2 is actually me
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 2
#23914931 - 12/10/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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TNK is gonna make thousands but his asshole will be an open manhole
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] 1
#23914936 - 12/10/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: That would require me to get some start up cash to make this happen.
Come on guys, lets brain storm.
Let me post some pics.
Pic 1

pic 2

pic 2 is actually me
Stop hiding your vagina
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods]
#23914982 - 12/10/16 11:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Liar
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23914993 - 12/10/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: $10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.
brutal
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23915034 - 12/11/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Those bubbles would be like a thousand little fingers tickling your prostate
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] 2
#23915044 - 12/11/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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bakers yeast ferments super rapidly. those bubbles would probably be more like a thousand unholy farts unleashed from a corrupted colon
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: ballsalsa]
#23915049 - 12/11/16 12:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i spent the last few butt dollars id be willing to spare on mcdonalds today sorry
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A beer bottle, fat end first, 20 bucks. Write Adden Is on one cheek, and A Giant Fag on the other so I know it's legit.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Adden]
#23915151 - 12/11/16 01:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got 20 if you manage to drink it without taking it out of your butt, but that would require a video.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23915158 - 12/11/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: I got 20 if you manage to drink it without taking it out of your butt, but that would require a video.
If I had any un-open beer I'd try this. Maybe tomorrow I will snag on from a neighbor and have at it, i have the day off of work so it gives me something productive to do.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK]
#23915160 - 12/11/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok I will put the $20 in escrow until then.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK]
#23915368 - 12/11/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: That would require me to get some start up cash to make this happen.
Come on guys, lets brain storm.
Let me post some pics.
Pic 1

pic 2

pic 2 is actually me
Uncover your dick, I want to see it.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: xbloodwhipx] 2
#23915394 - 12/11/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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NK, Ill give you some free beer monies, and also something for that nasty nasal allergy of yours hell why dont we get liquor instead of beer? Do you like Cognac? All I ask is for a drinking buddy, and to make the snow stop D:<. (also I might wanna build a snow man up there... if you catch my drift) I only want to be able to see the nose.
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Bengay covered ginger root for full hour videod I'll get u 30 rack of ice house to cool you down and I'm ordering it from the store so u can't buy heroin with it.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Ras Rising]
#23915405 - 12/11/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pinecone for 10 dollars.
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] 3
#23915443 - 12/11/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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#23915447 - 12/11/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Am I doing it right Psi?
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#23915455 - 12/11/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: psi]
#23915896 - 12/11/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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$100 for a snow globe
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK]
#23916058 - 12/11/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How much to put my dick in there?
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Apostle]
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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Mandarinfish]
#23916798 - 12/11/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Go gank a miniature speaker system and shove that. Then pull up some Angry Aryans or Vaginal Jesus and blast Hate Metal deep into your colon where it belongs 
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