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OfflineTNK
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I will put things in my butt for beer money. * 3
    #23914880 - 12/10/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thread title says it all; I will insert objects into my Anoose for money.

I got carrots, Cucumber, spoons and forks, all sorts of things.

I need money for beer because I am a dead beat alcoholic.

Want pictures of my feet? No problem. hit me up.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] * 4
    #23914887 - 12/10/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

$300 if you put sanchos arm in there


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] * 4
    #23914890 - 12/10/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Do you have a traffic cone?

A traffic cone for a case of beer.:snub:


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #23914893 - 12/10/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #23914894 - 12/10/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think i could fit an entire traffic cone. Maybe tho.

This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #23914896 - 12/10/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.




Hit me up when I am on the clock and we can finger something out.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23914897 - 12/10/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

How about you get to drink as many beers as you can fit


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23914903 - 12/10/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

10c for every pickle slice, they have to be standard cut, slathered in mayonnaise and delivered by monkeys with crinkled hands

*in handfuls, one load total


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23914905 - 12/10/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

$10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #23914906 - 12/10/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
I don't think i could fit an entire traffic cone. Maybe tho.

This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.




She needed a lawyer. You need a drink. Also "she" not "he"


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK]
    #23914908 - 12/10/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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TheNatureKid said:


This isn't fair, anonamoose got 75$ to stick a carrot a quarter of an inch up her ass, I get a traffic cone.





hehe, well that's because she's a delicate flower, you're thunderbot or whatever, you have a reputation to uphold.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23914909 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

everyone know's the vagina mark up is like 150%


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 4
    #23914910 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:



she's a delicate flower,



:burke:


oh yeah real delicate


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23914911 - 12/10/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PatrickKn said:
$10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.



$20 bucks for a box of baking soda and a bottle of vinegar. $100 if you do it as an elementary school volcano demonstration.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #23914913 - 12/10/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I'll give you 5 bucks to get a whole big mac up there.





:lolsy:

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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23914917 - 12/10/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

PatrickKn said:
$10 for an opened jar of baking yeast. $1 extra for each sugar packet you throw into the mix.



$20 bucks for a box of baking soda and a bottle of vinegar. $100 if you do it as an elementary school volcano demonstration.





I was thinking something along the lines of a roll of mentos and some diet coke, but I guess your way would have a similar effect, either way seems like a good plan.


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23914923 - 12/10/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The mentos thing would be very explosive. More of a Mount St. Helens effect compared to a nice baking soda based lava flow


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: Lucis] * 4
    #23914924 - 12/10/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That would require me to get some start up cash to make this happen.

Come on guys, lets brain storm.

Let me post some pics.

Pic 1


pic 2


pic 2 is actually me


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: koods] * 2
    #23914931 - 12/10/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

TNK is gonna make thousands but his asshole will be an open manhole


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Re: I will put things in my butt for beer money. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #23914936 - 12/10/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
That would require me to get some start up cash to make this happen.

Come on guys, lets brain storm.

Let me post some pics.

Pic 1


pic 2


pic 2 is actually me



Stop hiding your vagina


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